Week 11.
Wisconsin goes to Iowa City and gets tortured 24 -10. This is NOT the Year of the Badger. This was a sweep buster for a lot of you.
Kansas State visits Baylor in Waco and absolutely destroys them, 31 - 3. Baylor Bears power dive into obscurity. A lost season.
Some coaches can develop quarterbacks. Lincoln Reilly, Ryan Day, Chip Kelly, Satan. You know who apparently can't?
Steve fucking Sarkisian.
Quinn Ewers has regressed this season after his lights-out performance against Alabama in the season opener. This week, in a woeful performance against TCU, the lone Longhorn touchdown came on a scoop and score by the defense.
Ewers completed less than half his passes, threw no TDs and put the last nail in the coffin with a ridiculous interception, deep down the middle of the field, with his receiver bracketed by a corner and a safety. Oh, and the throw was late and behind. He's been doing this kind of shit every week for a month but, hey, if it's broke don't fix it.
TCU 17 over Texas 10, in Austin. Texas is toast.
Lola. Whiffed on Wisco. 2 to go to 19.
CCS. Nailed the Iowa game. Douched the other two. 1 to go to 20.
DPo. Ditto. Also 20. Uh-oh. Butt-buddies?
Bronacho. 1 to go to 17. No sweep fo' you!!
Timmy! SWEEP! Holy shit, this fuckin' guy. Out of nowhere to take the lead with 29.
'Bo$uke. Strike out. 0 for 3. Kids, be more like Timmy! 'BoSucky at 20.
SockPuppet/PuppetMaster. 1 to go to 18. You share the blame, 'Billy". Own it.
Q. SWEEP! This bitch is making a move. +5 to go to 23.
DogTheBountyHunter. SWEEP! It's a Family Affair. Fuck you. +5 to go to 26.
BreauxFreaux. Weak showing. +1 to make 27. Losing that mojo maybe?
Snottie. Again, piss-poor effort. +1 and you can snuggle in the same sleeping bag as Breaux. 27.
Chiba. +1. About what I would expect, Special Ed. You have 18.
Ronde'. +1. Nice pull, Mister Montana Moron. 19 Total.
McLovin. +1. Next week just stay in bed and tug the sausage. 16 total. s i x t e e n.
Next week Ima bring it, Whores.
Jimbo$$uke
Commissioner for Life
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