GG Week 12 Results

 

Week 12.

Hello, Bitches.

The TOTAL difference, combined, in points in this week's three games was 7.

Seven.

Yet, half the BRFL membership swept (again that's 7 people, loose definition on "people"). 

I've been trying, all year long, to make these picks as difficult as possible. 

And now this. 

All I can say is, 'fuck you all.'

TCU survives Baylor, 29 -28. Fucking Toads. I'm not buying it.

USC wins a squeaker over UCLA. 48 - 45. Nobody has an uglier beard than Caleb what's-his-name. USC headed for a fall. Only a matter of time. 

Utah falls to Oregon in a tight one, Utah 17 -  Oregon 20. Oregon could be a problem for people.

Lola. SWEEP! Add 5 to go to 24. There was a time when you were a GG LOSER, Lola. That time has past. I liked you better when you were a loser.

CCS. 2 to make 22. Where you are in the BRFL, you don't need this side-hustle. Hate you bigly.

DPo. 2 to go to 22. At least you have the courtesy to suck in the BRFL. Hate you anyway. Die. 

Bronipple. 2 to make 19. Sad sack of doggie-doo.

Timmy! SWEEP! 5 to go to 34. You are en fuego. You are also a turd. What's going on with you?!

'Bo$uke. 1 (ONE!) to go to 21. I am so, so bad at GG this year. I own it. Eat shit, Jerks. 

SockPuppet. 2 to go to 20. At least you're improving. Keep chopping wood, 'Billy'.

Q. SWEEP! 5 to make 28. You're a player. It hurts to write that.

DogTheBountyHunter. 2 to reach 28. Solid showing. Hate you.

BreauxFreaux. SWEEP! 5 to go to 32. You motherfucker. 'Snake in the grass' move makes me sick. 

Snottie. 2 to go to 29. You're going to Hell. I don't feel bad about it.

ChibaChew. SWEEP! 5 to reach 23. Never give up, Disordered Chromosome Guy.

Ronde'. SWEEP! 5 make 24. Not bad for a kid from Connecticut with Downs Syndrome.

McLovin. SWEEP! 5 to reach 21. I have 21 and I got exactly ONE right. I'm better than you. 

I hope you shit-burgers are pleased with yourselves.

Jimbo$$uke

Commissioner for Life.