BRFL Week 11 Results

Week 11.

Notre Dame drops Navy by 3, 35 - 32 in Baltimore. Lola livin' on the edge. Another nice pay-off. 1 for the win, 1 for the no-drop and the AP shows +2 love (really? a 3 point win over Navy?) and it's a 4 point weekend. Minus 11 the total. Screw it. 

Nebraska goes to Ann Arbor (scUM always plays at home) and gets cock-whipped 34 - 3. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. CCS stays undefeated. +2 puts Big Blue at 22.

Temple 36, Houston 43. 1 for the win. DPo's forgettable season gets burnished a little. 0 never felt so good.

Oh, no. The Bronie Apocalypse. UW 37 over Oregon 34 in Autzen Stadium. Did not see this one coming. (Let's be honest, I almost never 'see' anything coming.) The Ducks take the power dive minus 6 in the AP and it's +15 for Team Bronie. 

I hear that ol' piano playin'.

Sparty gets a win in East Lansing, 27 - 21. Timmy! keeps grinding. +1 for the win. Minus 8 on the season.

Jimbo$$uke's dreams of glory implode in Austin. TCU shuts down the Longhorns offense and dumps Texas 17 - 10. How brief the glory. Last week The $uke picked up 13, this week he gives back 12. Minus 7 on the way out of the AP and then the dreaded REAM! minus 5 more. 

Mother. Fucker. 

Mr. Mediocre @ +7 when the dust settles. 

SockPuppet. KSU bounces back and thrashes Baylor in Waco 31 - 3. Baylor has not been good to Sock and the PuppetMaster. Join the Hate Dave Aranda Club. You'll feel better. Zero. Minus 12 the total.

Wisconsin 10, Iowa 24. I could just as well have written, SnapOn Tools 10, Craftsman 24. Toolsack on Toolsack violence in Iowa City and the Big Assholes come out on top. +1 for the win and +6 total for Q. Iowa's offense has reached its ceiling.

Stanford gets molested in Salt Lake City. Utes 42, The Cardinal 7. Utah peaking at the right time, DTBH? 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and The AP says, "bueno", +3  on the move up. +8 total. 

Things don't break BreauxFreaux's way and Boston College nips the Wolf Pack 21 - 20 in Raleigh. That's bad. But wait. There's more. Free fall in the AP to the tune of minus 9. And there's more. The awful REAM comes to town. Son-of-a-bitch, it's a minus 13 weekend, dropping the Breaux from a respectable +8 last week to a dismal minus 5. 

Wisconsin is victimized by what is, by Iowa standards, an explosion of points. Badgers 10, Hawkeyes 24 in Kinnick Stadium. Zero on the weekend. Snottie's at minus 7. Kirk Ferentz waxes his corn-stalk and drools over that 'win-6-games' bonus.

ChiChi. Cincinnati wins another nail-biter and this time there's a whoooole lot of cheddar. Bearcats 27, ECU Pirates 25, in the Queen City. 1 for the win. +3 on the move up from Not Ranked to #22. And bustin' back into the AP brings the DIDDLE!DIDDLE!DIDDLE!, +5 more.  9 point weekend puts ChibaChew up to +12. Saddle up for another trip to the dispensary, CowPuncher.

USC dismantles lowly Colorado 55 - 14 in the Coliseum. This was just sort of a war crime. But it came at a price; bell-cow running back Travis Dye, who has been an absolute game-wrecker for the Trojans (since transferring from Oregon, Bronie), was carted off. Something really bad happened to his 'lower body' and now the Men of Troy will have to lean on the bench to run the ball. 

Good news though. Still plenty of mighty good reasons to hate Ronde' with a fucking passion.

1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and a move up +1 for beating Colorado at home. Wow. Such bullshit. Ronde' in the lead with +25.

In what amounted to a pay-day game without the pay-day, Indiana comes to the Shoe and gets carpet bombed by Ohio State 56 - 14. Bad news for the Bucks though as they have to go three quarters with the third string, true freshman running back as Miyan Williams takes one to the 'lower body' and heads to the injury tent. 

Another worrisome development? McLovin is in double digits. +11.

America is in trouble. Deep, deep trouble.

I'm done for this week.

Jimbo$$uke

Commissioner for Life