BRFL Week 12 Results

 Week 12

Bitches!

This is where you stand, heading into the Most Wonderful Time of Year, Hate Week.

Lola. Notre Dame ass-whips Boston College 44 - 0. Where was this game played? Who fucking gives a shit? Notre Dame has turned their season around. +1 for the win, +1 for the no drop. A fire-hose of AP Love because, Notre Dame. +5 on the move up. +7 weekend. Lola fights her way back to minus 4 on the season. It's a god damned miracle.  

The Evil Wolverine Conspiracy avoids the ultimate humiliation. Playing in Ann Arbor, undefeated, vs Bret Bielema and lowly Illinois, DoucheAgain pulls out the last minute win courtesy of their 45 year old kicker. Illinois 17, scUM 19. Classic ass-hat post-game interview with Harbaugh. On. The. Spectrum.

CCS with 1 for the win an 1 for the no drop. +24 the total. 

Houston mutilates East Carolina U 42 - 3 somewhere in one of the fucking dumb Carolinas. Nobody cares. 1 for the win DPo. Out of the darkness and into the light. +1, finally. Every down is 'garbage time' for Houston. Somewhere, some heavily tattooed and pierced grocery store bagger is laughing at you.

Utah goes to Autzen Stadium and blows their season. Bo Dix and the Ducks get the 'W'. Oregon 20, Utah 17. My Little Broni is suddenly relevant again . 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +2 on the move up, +4 weekend, Oregon with +19. Beat me, Baby, eight to the bar. Liberace heading your way.

Indiana downs Sparty 39 - 31 in East Lansing. Michigan State is a very troubled program. Has anyone heard from Teebs? If you do hear from him, tell him he's still at minus 8. And he has one more game to get bowl eligible. Yes, it's that bad. 

Texas vs. Kansas in Lawrence, Kansas. Texas truck drags the Jayhawks, 55 - 14. Bijan Robinson 243 yards and 4 TDs. 1 for the win, +1 for landing in the Poll at #24 and, yes, it's DIDDLE!DIDDLE!DIDDLE! once again for Jimbo$$uke and the Longhorns. I could be wrong but I think I have racked up 4 DIDDLE!s and 3 reams this season. With +5 I have +14 after a 7 point weekend. 

TCU headed to Waco and the Baylor Bears come within a proc-hair of dropping the Toads. TCU 29, Baylor 28. Woe is the life of SockPuppet and the PuppetMaster, the upset was not to be. 0 on the weekend. Stay at minus 12. 

Iowa travels to St. Paul and squeaks by lowly Minnesota 13 -10. Nice to see Kirk Ferentz's offense has regressed to the mean. +1 for the win and Q has + 7 total but, more importantly, the everlasting ignominy of having her name associated with that of Kirk Ferentz. 

Utah loses to Oregon 17 - 24. We've been over this. DogTheBountyHunter licking his wounds. Cliff-dive down the AP landscape to minus 4 on the weekend. A puny +4 on the season. How do you live with yourself, Has-been Guy?

Just a horrible season for BreauxFreaux. NC State on the road against Louisville and they get clobbered 25 - 10. Jesus, God. Zero on the weekend (again). Minus 5 on the weekend. How can it not be worse than that? Puzzling. 

Wisconsin travels to Lincoln for a Douche-off with the Cornhuskers and, surprisingly, comes out on top 15 - 14. Snottie would rather forget this whole season but I, Jimbo$$uke, am here to remind him, every damn week. 1 for the win. Squat at minus 6. 

Cincinnati stomps the piss out of Temple on the road, 23 - 3. ChiChi and the homer pick continue to surprise. Well, really, shock. I wrote these jack-wagons off months ago. Still. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and the AP says, 'ay-yuh' and it's +1 on the move up. This formerly hopeless fucker, Chiba, has +15 which is 1 more than me, which pisses me off. 

Fucking asshole USC survives UCLA in Pasadena, 48 - 45. I hated this game. Hated whiny Lincoln Riley and ugly as a dog's-ass Caleb What's-his-name. Worse, +1 for the win, +1 for the no drop and +2 on the move up from the god damn numbskull AP. +4 on the weekend. Ronde' with +29, the Leader.

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Ohio State makes a ton of mistakes, penalties and general fuck-ups and manages to get out of College Station with a 43 - 30 win. It was really 36 - 30 but there was a very late defensive TD. Did they look like shit? Yes. Are they injury riddled. Again, yes. Do they have a chance against hated scUM? Sort of. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. McLovin keeps tuggin' the sausage and now has +13. God help us all. 

Jimbo$$uke

Commissioner for Life