BRFL Week 10 Results

 Week 10.

Lola. The Golden Domers rise up and destroy hated Clemson, 35 - 14 in South Bend. Dabo is dead. +1 for the win, 5 for landing at #20 and DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! the Fightin' Irish are back in The Poll, that's 5 more. 11 point weekend for Lola and she's sitting at minus 15. Pretty impressive how Lola clings to BRFL Life even though...well.

CCS. Big Blue toys with Rutgers for a quarter or two then nukes them 52 - 17. The Evil Wolverine Conspiracy shows no mercy and it's 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and 1 for the move up in The Poll. +3 puts scUM at +20.

DPo. Houston and SMU open up the playbooks and score a combined 140 points. Houston comes out on the losing end. Houston 63, the Ponies 77. It's a very fucked up day when you can score 63 points and still lose. Zero on the weekend for the 'Po. Stay at minus 1.

Oregon curb-stomps Colorado 49 - 10. Colorado is bad. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and +2 AP love on the move up. Double helping of unicorns for the Bronie. Total 21 and second place. 

Sparty upsets the Illini in Champaign. Bret Bielema gonna' Bret Bielema. Nice shot in the arm for Teebs. +1 for the win, go to minus 9 for Timmy!

Texas finally manages to hold onto a lead and win on the road. 34 - 27 over formerly red-hot Kansas State in Manhattan. +1 for the win, orgasmic +7 move up into The Poll and DIDDLE!DIDDLE!DIDDLE!, +5 more. Glorious +13 weekend and Jimbo$$uke is back in the game with +19.

Baylor drops Oklahoma in Norman, 38 - 35. Sooners in 'we suck' territory. +1 for the Bears and SockPuppet is just trying to keep his head above water at minus 12 total. I have only one thing to say to you, Sock: GG Points.

Iowa's offense explodes for 24 whole points over perpetual victim Purdue. 24 - 3 the final as Iowa's defense continues to bully inferior competition. +1 for the win, $4,800,000 for Kirk Ferentz and +5 on your total, Q.

Arizona takes a trip to Salt Lake City and gets the shit beat out of themselves by Utah. 45 - 20 the final. But, oh no, trouble for DTBH. +1 for the win, a 'fuck you' from the AP as you drop in The Poll (-1), and the weekend is a wash. Zero. Stay at +3 which isn't very good. 

Wake Forest gets molested by NC State, 30 - 21. Breaux Freaux has a big weekend. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +4 AP Shower of Love, +6 on the weekend, +8 on the season.

Maryland gets skonked at Camp Randall. Wisconsin 23 - Maryland 10. Year of the Badger? 1 for the win. Fucking Iowa this weekend. Snottie has minus 7.

Cincinnati picks on Navy, 20 - 10 at home. Every game is a close game for the Bearcats this year. ChibaChew just rolls with it. +3 total. Pack a bowl, Chichi.

Cal (?!), in the Coliseum, gives USC a really hard time. Eventually they come through with the expected loss, 35 - 41, to the Trojans but it kind of makes you wonder. It also makes me hate Ronde' more than I did last week. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, and an inexcusable gift of +1 from the AP and TurdFace is sitting at +22, The Leader. 

Ohio State struggles with Northwestern in shit weather in Evanston. CJ Stroud gallops for 78 yards. Wild horses must run free. Run game has issues. McLovin has sweaty drawers. 1 for the win, 1 for the  no drop. ToolPouch up to +9 which is bad for America.

That's all I got this week.

Jimbo$$uke

Commissioner for Life