BRFL Week 5 Results

Kelly O'Hara, Stanford Cardinal

GG Week 5 Results:

Fear the Tree. Stanford over Oregon, 31 - 24 in OT. Sock takes it in the sack from the Almighty AP. You called it, Boys, minus 5 on the drop. Your new total is +10

Iowa State cock-whips lowly Kansas 59 - 7 and Lola claws back 1 point. Still hurting at minus 23 total.

Utah spares Snottie pain with the BYE week. Naught into naught equals naught, Jethro. Minus 3.

The Po and his Trojans put it to the Buffs in Boulder, USC 37, Colorado 14. Add one to total minus 11.

Coastal Carolina with the truck-dragging of ULou Monroe, 59 - 6. BroFro en fuego. 1 for the win, 1  for  the no drop, move up one in the AP, 3 on the weekend, + 16 total and look who's fondling the Old Piano Pounder.

Kitten and the Bearcats do the Great State of Ohio proud giving Brian Kelly the old Altar Boy treatment in South Bend, Indiana. Cincinnati 24, Notre Dame 13. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +2 move up to #5, 4 pointer on the weekend, + 10 the total. 

Speaking of the Altar Boy treatment, Satan schools Lane Kiffin and pops Ronde's balloon with a 42 - 21 drubbing of Ole Miss in Tuscaloosa. AP shows a little clemency here with only a 5 point drop. Ronde' still cruisin', + 19 the total. 

Fuck around and find out, Joey Freshwater. 

Oregon State is really good. So beating Washington 27 - 24 comes as kind of a shock. Sure, CCS takes the "L" (again) and gets zero on the weekend but...are the Huskies improving?

Dunno'! 

CCS at minus 8 which, for this year's shit-show, is respectable.

Holy shit. Iowa dismembers Maryland on the road 51 - 14. 

This game earns the Commissioner's Box Score of the Week recommendation. DogTBH and his Hawkeye's pressure Taulia Tagovailoa into 5 (5!) interceptions and they even picked one off some guy named Reece Udinski to make it a 6 pack. And they did this with ZERO SACKS. 

Dog with 1 on the win, 1 for the no drop, gets love from the AP with 2 more on the move up to #5 and it's +25 for the new leader.

TOSU ass-hammers Rutgers 52 - 13 in Piscataway. It helped that Rutgers played like Rutgers. 

Still. +1 for the win. +1 for the no drop. AP shows so much love (Rutgers?!) with 4 more. +6 on the Saturday. Commissioner at minus 4 total. 

Pour a little out for Brother Tim. Wisconsin showcases their trademark second half no-show routine and takes a douching from Meechy, 38 - 17 in formerly dreaded Camp Randall Stadium. 

Even if the Badgers had a BYE they would lose because Paul Chryst would find a way to beat himself. 

Goose eggs across the board and you stay at minus 15, Teebs. 

UNC gets the win 38 - 7 over lowly Duke in a battle of basketball schools. Ugh. KMan with 1 for a minus 16 total. Urban Meyer snatch-grab scandal salvages the weekend for Bronie-Boy.

Georgia beats the ass off of Arkansas in Athens, 37 - 0 the shut out. That's McLovin creeping up your butt-crack like ill fitting trousers, People. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. +7 the total. 

QXXX. Liberty kicks the shit  out of UAB on the road, 36 -12. Team Jesus with 1 on the weekend for a total of +4.

Jimbosuke,

Swaddle Him in Soft Linens