BRFL Week 7 Results

BRFL Week 7 Results.

Oregon gets by Cal 24 - 17 in Autzen Stadium. Oregon is beat up. Still. Travis Dye runs for 145 on just 19 totes.

1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. Another inexplicable 'fuck you' from the AP directed at the Ducks. +1 on the weekend. SockPuppet with +10 on the year.  

Iowa State waxes Kansas State 33 - 20 in Manhattan. Cyclones try to dig out of a big old hole. +1 for the win. Lola crawls to minus 22 on the season.

Utah plants #18 Arizona State in Salt Lake City 35 -21, the final. Utah sneaking up on the diddle. But not yet. Just +1 for the win and Snottie reaches minus 1 on the season.

USC with the BYE. Maybe they can settle the fuck down and salvage something from what's looking like (another) God awful season. DPo bags a zero and stays at minus 11 which is, if we're being honest, pretty bad.

Coastal Carolina also with the BYE. Yet 1 for the no drop and +1 from the AP on the move up and it's a 2 point weekend for doing absolutely nothing. And BroFro reaches +20.

Cincinnati abuses UCF 56 -21 at home. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and +1 for move up to #2 in the land. Luke Fickell uber alles. Kitten climbs the mountain to +17.

Ole Miss visits Tennessee and gets pelted with water bottles, beers, condiments and golf balls but walks away with the 'W' 31 - 26. Ronde' gets 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and 1 for the move up to #12. Back out front with +28 on the year. 

UCLA 24, Wash U 17, CCS logs another 'L' as the season from Hell rolls on. NAUGHT. Stay at minus 8, Husky Boy.

Purdue molests Iowa 24 - 7 in Iowa City. Oh, the Humanity. Iowa. Not supposed to lose in Kinnick Stadium. But this is Purdue. They will always have some guy that you can't cover and he'll go off for 240 yards on 11 catches and 1 TD which is...oh...about a 21.8 yd average with a long of 60 yards. 

The AP is merciless. Minus 9 on the free-fall from #2 to #11. DogTBH demoted to second place with 21 total. Sad, sad face.

TOSU with the BYE. But wait. There's more. 1 for the no drop. 1 for the move up, for no apparent reason. Out of the Darkness and into the Light. The Commissioner has +1. 

Wisconsin. Badgers nip Army 20 -14 at home. Paul Chryst finally figures out how to keep a lid on the Graham Mertz interceptions; don't let him throw it. Mertz: 8/15 for a 112 yds. And yes, Mr. Turnover put the ball on the ground and lost a fumble anyway. Still, +1 for the win and Teebs limps to minus 13 on the season. 

Regrets. You've had a few. 

UNC survives a visit from the Miami Hurricanes 45 - 42. This is ACC football. +1 for the win. KBron stumbles forward with minus 15 on the season. 

Georgia manhandles Kentucky, 30 - 13 between the hedges. And it's really not even that close. This was supposed to be a challenging game for Georgia. It wasn't. Instead this game gets recognized with the Commissioner's Box Score of the Week, which usually implies a complete beetling of one team or another. 

Georgia defense. Holds Kentucky to 51 yds on the ground. 3 sacks, 8 TFLs, 3 passes defended. Kentucky didn't even get over 200 yds receiving. Still... Georgia's offense is not that great. 

McLovin has reached his ceiling. #1 in the land. 1 for the no drop. 1 for the win. +12 total.

University of Louisiana Monroe 31, Men of God 28. What is that, 2 losses now? A disturbing fall from Grace for the defending champion. Naught into naught equals naught. Hang on by your fingernails at +5, QXXX.

Jimbosuke,

May he lie down beside cool waters.