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Tuesday, October 12, 2021

GG Week 6 Results


GG Week 6 Results.

Ole Miss wins a shoot-out with Arkansas 52 - 51 in Oxford. No Pig Sooie. 

Penn State goes down in Kinnick Stadium, 23 - 20, they lose to Iowa. You wonder what all those kids with cancer are thinking looking down on the field watching perfectly healthy people go full man-slaughter and try to put each other in the hospital with...them. One of the corniest routines in the B1G Ten. Tired of it. 
Reason #523 that I hate Iowa.

Oklahoma and Texas put on a show. Sooners 55 over Longhorns 48. Spencer Rattler's Heisman hype hits a wall and his ass hits the pine.

BroFro. SWEEP! 5 to go to 13. The 'Fro searches for relevance in this year's contest.
McLovin. 2. You and your Texas bullshit. Total 8.
Teebs. 1. Jesus Christ, Bro. What the fuck is the problem here? 7 total.
DogTheBountyHunter. 2. The ol' Texas Bend Over. You have 8 and are nobody.
Snottie. SWEEP! 5 to go to 15. Ka-ching!!! Tied for the lead.
DPo. SWEEP! 2 in a row for Snottie and the Po. Butt-buddies? Wouldn't surprise me. 5 to go to 15.
SockPuppet. 2. The Texas Two step, eh, Rimmer? 9.
'BoSuke. SWEEP! First of the year and it just feels so right. 5 to go to 13.
Ronde'. 2. How brief the glory. 8.
CCS. 2. Never trust Texas. Word. 12 total.
KBronieBoy. SWEEP! 5 to go to 15 and tied for the lead. Hotcha-cha!
QXXX. 2. Played the Texas card. How'd that work out? 7. That's tied for last place, BTW.
Lola. 2. Not fooled by Texas but...the Pigs? Really? Total is 11.
Kitten. "Texas Low Energy Guy. 2. Total 8. Meow." After further review, the ruling on the field is that the Kitten actually entered "Oklahoma" on his ballot (see comments, GG Week 6 Games) and is therefore awarded a SWEEP! 5 to go to 11. He is Kitten. Hear him roar. 

Jimbosuke,
Draw Closer Unto Him




2 comments:

  1. Problem?!? PROBLEM?!?…….. What the FUCK do you mean problem?!? I’m just fine… really… ok….. fine…..just a little tired maybe? .. I mean I’m a little downbeat sometimes but mostly fine,….. sorta …..

    Help me

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    1. "Season's not over yet." Say this ten times every morning while taking deep breaths.

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