BRFL Week 6 Results

 

BRFL Week 6.

Hot damn what a weekend.

Oregon with the BYE. BORIIIIING! Just to be assholes, the AP moves you down 1. Because they can. A blatant 'fuck you' move by the Almighty Pollsters sends you down to +9, SockPuppet.

Iowa State Cyclones. BYE. Could have been worse but, still. So lame. And so sad. It's about zeroes across the board and Lola has minus 23. Maybe get those chakras aligned heading into week 7?

Utah. Lowly. Fucking. Utah. 42 - 26 over super-underachieving USC in the Coliseum. Snottie notches the win and there are signs of life in Salt Lake City. Minus 2 for the Snotster.

USC. See above. A program in complete disarray. The suffering  may get worse. DPo sticks at minus 11.

Coastal Carolina 52, Arkansas State Red Wolves 20. The Red Wolves suck. Still, the Chanticleers piled up 685 total yards of offense. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. The AP is unimpressed (Red Wolves), so no love. 2 on the weekend. BroFro with +18 total.

Cincinnati Bearcats gut Temple, 52 - 3 in the Queen City. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, AP loves a good bullying so they tack on 2 more for the move up. 4 point weekend. Kitten has a respectable +14 on the year. 

The Ole Miss Runnin' Rebels outlast the Razorbacks 52 -51. How do you feel about what's-his-name going for 2 there at the end? I see the logic. You haven't stopped Ole Miss all day and it's hot as fuck in Oxford. You go for the deuce. Loser. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. The AP just loves the shit out of this one and ladles on 4 more. 6 point Saturday. Ronde' with +25.

University of Washington Huskies with the BYE. Naught is naught. CCS with minus 8.

Iowa gets recognized with the Commissioner's Box Score of the Week. 23 -20 over Penn State, the Hawkeyes somehow manage to win this bloodbath in Iowa City. Every other play, someone is writhing on the turf. PSU lives in the Iowa backfield; 3 sacks, 11 TFLs, 6 QB Hurries and a pick. How does Penn State lose? 

QB Sean Clifford is their leading rusher with 36 yards, that's how. And he got pretzeled and staggered to the locker room with some kind of horrible, hemorrhaging internal wound in the second quarter. 

And, oh yeah, the home team picks Clifford twice and the other douche twice more, that'll help you lose. DogTBH, one for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 from the AP to move up to #2 (?!), 3 point total and 28 on the year.

TOSU pummels Maryland in the Shoe 66 - 17. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop and a little love from the AP with 1 more. Maryland entered the game without their two starting corners then watched three more get dragged off so it's hard to know what this game means. +3 for Jimbosuke to land at minus 1.

How much is Illinois struggling? Wisconsin 24, Illinois 0 in Champaign. Graham Mertz still makes time for an interception. Teeblations smiles through the tears. 1 for the win. Minus 14.

UNC. Another weekend, another humiliating loss. This time it's Florida State U 35, UNC 25. FSU outscores UNC 35 - 7 in the second and third quarters. This is a discouraging situation. Zeroes. BronieBro at minus 16.

There's a new team to hate and that's Georgia. Bulldogs nut-stomp Auburn 34 -10 on the Plains and McLovin gets one for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 on the move up to #1 and damned if the Lovin doesn't have +10 already. I'm not "okay" with it.

Liberty Flames 41, Middle Tennessee Blue Raiders 13. What a blow to the Blue Raider fan base, all 3 of them. What would Jesus do? He'd take the fucking win and the one point that goes with it and, like QXXX, go to +5 on the season. 

Let go and let Jimbosuke, Commissioner for Life.