Oregon 34, UCLA 31 in Pasadena. A barn-burner as the UCLA back-up almost pulls it out. What's with the paint-spatter Oregon unis? Annoying.
1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +3 for the move-up from the AP and where the fuck that came from I'll never know. +3 for a win over UCLA? Yank me. +5 on the weekend for SockPuppet. +15 the total.
Iowa State 24, Oklahoma State 21. What? Yeah. This is Big 12 football. 1 for the win. +3 for breaking into the AP at #22. And...DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! +5 makes it a 9 point weekend for Lola. Minus 13 the total and dumping Okie State may have saved your season.
Utah 34, Oregon State Beavers 42. Who among us wasn't convinced Utah was going to win this game handily? Instead they got cock-whipped in Corvallis and they continue to suck with a 4 and 3 record which, frankly, surprises me because they seem so much worse than that.
Zeros across the board. Seems like only yesterday when I was talking about an imminent diddle for the Utes. Fuck the Utes. Fuck them. Snottie with minus 1.
USC 16, Notre Dame 31. Where was this game played? Nobody gives a shit. Remember when this game was a big deal? No more. Battle of the Has-Beens. Brian Kelly chugging Maalox. DPo logs zeros. Remains at minus 11.
Coastal Carolina 27, App State 30. Coastal Carolina runs for a total of 55 yards. BroFro sad, angry face.
The milk of human kindness is in short supply at AP headquarters. Screaming, 10 point power dive to land at +10 on the season. Hurting is a part of healing.
Cincinnati 27, Navy 20. Every game against a service academy is a potential upset. The Bearcats survive. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +19 the total for Kitten who could be cradling the Liberace when this is all over with. This marks the first post without a Kitten graphic in Kitten BRFL history.
Ole Miss 31 over rudderless LSU 17. Ed Orgeron too busy hitting on gas station patrons to be bothered with a game plan and Ronde' capitalizes with the 'W' in Oxford. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, and +2 love-strokes from the AP to pull in at +32 and back in the lead.
Washington U 21, Arizona 16. This was a "who cares?" game if I've ever seen one. But Washington is starting to play better football and it's possible, but not likely, that CCS will dig out of Hell's ditch and be able to go out to dinner someplace other than Applebee's after this season.
+1 for the win puts the CCS-meister at minus 7 on the season.
You make a shitty pick, that becomes your journey.
Iowa with the BYE.
+1 for the no drop. AP just goes totally off the reservation and moves the loser Hawkeyes up 2 in the poll. What's up with that? Bullshit is what. +3 weekend for DogFace. +24 the total.
Ohio State 54, Indian 7, a bloodbath in Bloomington. Tom Allen (Indy coach) last year famously made a case for Indiana going to the CFP (!?) instead of TOSU because he didn't feel that Ohio State had "played enough games". Tell that to Clemson.
Ryan Day is not a nice man. He beat Tom Allen like a little bitch at home.
Which earned this game recognition as the Commissioner's Box Score of the Week:
TOSU 352 yds through the air vs. 80 by the mighty Hoosiers.
TOSU 187 and three TDs on the ground vs. 48 by the CFP worthy Tom Allens.
5 sacks. 14 TFLs.
1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. Jimbosuke at +3 on the season.
Wisconsin 30, Purdue 13 in West Lafayette.
Paul Chryst continues to play "Mertz-ball". Graham Mertz 5/8 for 52 yards but...wait for it... Graham M. also puts it on the ground for a strip sack scoop and score for the Boilers! Still. A win is a win.
+1 for Teeblations. Total minus 12 on the season.
UNC. BYE. Sweet music to Bronie ears. Naught into naught equals naught. Minus 15 on the year.
UGA. BYE. Is McLovin's judgement day nigh? A date with the Gators this weekend in J'ville. DUUUVAL! 1 for the no drop. +13 total.
Bible Thumpers 35, U North Texas 26. Well, la-dee-dah. A win over mighty UNT. +1 for the win and Jesus can have extra gravy tonight. QXXX with +6 Total.
Jimbosuke,
Rock-stone is My Pillow.
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