GG Round 5, Twilight of the Bowls

 

Twilight of the Bowls:

Oklahoma State vs Notre Dame

PlayStation Fiesta Bowl

1 PM   1/1/22   ESPN

Glendale, AZ

Utah vs Ohio State

Rose Bowl

5 PM   1/1/22   ESPN

Pasadena, CA

Ole Miss vs Baylor

AllState Sugar Bowl

8:45 PM   1/1/22   ESPN

New Orleans, LA

Last set of three, Bitches.

Roll the bones like you mean it.

Jimbo$$$uke,

Commissioner for Life

GG Round 4; CFP Semis

 GG Round 4; CFP Semis.

Pittsburgh vs Michigan State.

Chik-Fil-A Peach Bowl

12/30   7PM   ESPN

Atlanta, GA

Cincinnati vs Alabama.

Cotton Bowl - CFP Semi

12/31   3:30 PM   ESPN

Arlington, TX

Georgia vs University of Michigan.

Orange Bowl - CFP Semi

12/31   7:30 PM   ESPN

Miami Gardens, FL

Now the shit be getting serious. 

Dog eat dog.

Roll the bones.

Jimbo$$$uke,

Commissioner for Life

GG Dawn of the Bowls Results

 

GG Dawn of the Bowls Results:

Here at BRFL HQ, things are totally out of control. 

Mrs. Jimbo$$$uke broke her toe.

Geneva, official dog of the BRFL, got some sort of tremendous shitting dog-flu.

But, still. Here we are.

Louisiana 36, Marshall 21. Rajin' Cajuns Rage.

Missouri 22, Army 24. Why does Mizzu suck so?

Georgia State 51, Ball State 20. Two people actually picked Ball State. For real.

BroFro. SWEEP! 5 to go to 33. Not bad.

McLovin. SWEEP! 5 to vault to 26. Meh.

Teeblations. SWEEP! 5 to go to 22. The sun shines on every dog's ass once in awhile.

DogTheBountyHunter. 1. You have 18. Why do you bother? Sad. 

Snottie. 2 to go to 34. Strong pull.

DPo. SWEEP! 5 to roll to 32.

SockPuppet. SWEEP! 5 a big boost up to 15.

'Bo$$$uke. 2 to limp to 15. No future.

Ronde'. SWEEP! Still, only tallies to 28. Not exactly dominant, Skidmark.

CCS. SWEEP! 5 to go to 17. Clawing back points after losing the ranch.

Bronita. SWEEP!. 5 to go to 43. Ouch. Gonna' be a bitch bringin' the Bronie down.

QXXX. 1. You, too, have 18. As a couple, you and DTBH have fewer points than BronieBoy.

Lola. SWEEP! Cruise up to 36. You have a shot at the crown. Show no mercy.

Kitten. SWEEP! 5 to go to 31. Fuck you anyway.

This whole circle-jerk hinged on a last second field goal by Army which, had they missed it, would have made Snottie and me True American Heros and the rest of you fuckers just a bunch of turds. 

Hate is what I feel. 

'Bo$$$uke,

Commissioner for Life

GG Bowls, Round 3, 12/29 & 30

 GG Bowls, Round 3

Clemson vs. Iowa State

Cheez-It Bowl

12/29  5:45 PM  ESPN

Orland, FL

Tennessee vs. Purdue

TransPerfect Music City Bowl

Nashville, TN

12/30  3 PM  ESPN

Wisconsin vs. Arizona State

SRS Distribution Las Vegas Bowl

12/30  10:30 PM  ESPN

Las Vegas, NV

This is the most fucked-up bowl season in BRFL history.

Roll the bones.

Jimbo$$$uke,

Commissioner for Life

GG Bowl-a-rama, Round 2

 GG Round 2;

Boston College vs East Carolina 

Military Bowl presented by Pareton

2:30, 12/27, ESPN

(Cancelled)

Auburn vs Houston

TicketSmarter Birmingham Bowl

Noon, 12/28, ESPN

Air Force vs Louisville

SERVPRO First Responder Bowl

3: 15 ESPN, Dallas, TX

UCLA vs NCState

San Diego County Credit Union Holiday Bowl

8 PM, 12/28, FOX

(Cancelled)

Maryland U vs Virginia Tech

New Era Pinstripe Bowl

2:15 PM, 12/29, ESPN

Games are all over the fucking place.

Roll the bones.

Jimbo$uke,

Commissioner for Life

Utah..............

For your trip to a vacant lot, Snottie.

GG Week 15: Dawn of the Bowls.

 

GG Week 15. 

Dawn of the Bowls.

There will be six Bowl groups, three games each.

The National Championship Game stands alone. 

If you cruise into that game having swept the three games that include the playoffs ( Wake Forest v TAMU, Cincinnati v Alabama, Georgia v Meechy) you have an extra, bonus three points tacked on. You keep those, win or lose your bet on the Natty. Picking the Natty game pays three points, no matter what. Get it wrong and you get zero. Get it right and you get three.)

Simply put, if you  get the playoff week right, that's a sweep (five) plus three bonus (total eight). And then you nail the Natty, that's three more. 11 points total to close out the GG season. That's the max. 

Here's the first group, My Bitches:

Louisiana State Rajin' Cajuns v Marshall Thundering Herd. 

R & L Carrier Bowl or some shit. New Orleans, La.

9:15 PM 12/18, ESPN.

Missouri Tigers v Army Black Knights.

Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl. Fort Worth, TX.

8 PM, 12/22, ESPN.

Georgia State Panthers v Ball State Cardinals.

Tax Act Camellia Bowl. Montgomery, Alabama. 

2:30, 12/25, ESPN. 

Same rules as the regular season.

Those Bitches who haven't bet the ranch yet can do so anytime during Bowl season.

One CANNOT bet the ranch on the National Championship Game. 
I mean, come on. Don't be an asshole.

 

Time to step up and roll the bones.

You're welcome on the Christmas Day game. Now you have a reason to get up on 12/25.

Jimbo$uke,

Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 14 Results, Conference Championships

 

BRFL Week 14 Results:

An epic week, with two BRFLers Betting the Ranch and getting skonked.

Oregon 10, Utah 38. SockPuppet gets beetled again by the boys from Provo. He Bet the Ranch so this one stings. AP smells blood in the water. Minus 5 on the cliff-dive. Minus 5 on the GREAM. The bill for betting the ranch comes due. Minus 10 on the weekend. 

You're nobody now, SockPuppet. +10, your total and you are OWNED by Snottie. You have +10.

Iowa State. Did Not Play (DNP). Lola treads water at minus 19. Are you even going to a bowl game?

 

Utah downs the Ducks, 38 - 10. We talked about this. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. AP showers love all around, +4 on the move up. +6 on the weekend. Snottie is all gas and no brakes as he body-slams Kitten into the ditch and claims BRFL second place with +28. 

Rose Bowl berth v. TOSU. Upset win and an untimely queef by Ole Miss and Snottie could. Just. Take. The. CHEESE.

For now at least, it's Liberace Time.

USC. DNP. Get the fuck out of here, DPo. Stay at minus 10. 

CoastalCarolina. Who? DNP. Stay at +9, BroHose.

Cincinnati Bearcats 35, Houston 20. 

The fucking AP can name Jim Suckbaughlls coach of the year if they want to. Go ahead. Fuck you. But Luke Fickell is the Home Depot Coach of the Year so go pound that up your ass with a muddy spoon, AP MotherFUCKERS. 

5 for the win (why? because it was a conference championship game win. This is in the Living Document and has been for 2 years). Minus 1 from the constipated AP. 4 on the weekend but guess who's in the playoffs? 'Cats.

+30 the total for Kitten. 

Ole Miss. DNP, Bitch. AP shows misguided love with a no drop point. +43 the total. I'm not crowning any dog's ass this weekend, Ronde'.

U Wash. DNP. Who's that knocking at the door? It's the Bank of the BRFL, foreclosing on your ranch, Dances With Tools! Minus 5 on the GREAM and it's minus 11 total. CCS digs deeper into the pit of despair.

Iowa. 

Let's go inside the numbers on this one, for the Commissioner's Box Score of the Week.

Michigan demolishes B1G 'Rival' Iowa, 42 - 3. (Yes, this was a conference championship game).

Meechy shares 34 totes between 8 different people for 211 yds and 4 TDs. Just to be a Bitch about it, scUM adds 250 more and 2 TDs through the air. 

Iowa? Some DBag named Spencer Petras completes 9 out of 22 for 137 and a QBR of 56.2. 

Thanks, Spencer. 

How about running it? Not so much. 104 on 33 carries for a 3.2 yd average and a 'long' of 11 yards. 

AP says, "Fuck you, Dog" and assigns minus 2. + 21 the total for DTBH.

TOSU. DNP. Miraculously, the Bucks log a no drop point. Minus 1 the total for Jimbo$uke.

Wisconsin. DNP. Earth to Teebs. Naught on the weekend, Teebs. Stay at Minus 6.

UNorthCarolina. DNP. What the fuck were you thinking? Bronie stays at minus 13 for, like, ever.

Georgia gets the shit kicked out of themselves by Alabama 41 -24. It all comes crashing down for McLovin. In a total pussy move, the AP only drops the Bulldogs 2 (?!), using some bizzaro SEC math, so the Lovin sits at +21 after a minus 2 weekend and could still do some damage. 

Liberty. DNP. God abandons His People. Plus 7. Somehow I feel like your score should be much lower. 

 

Jimbo$uke,

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 13 Results

 GG Week 14 Results.

Conference Championships.

What a pile of undiluted horse shit. 

I could puke.

Baylor bests Oklahoma State in JerryWorld, 21 -16. Fucking Mullet-heads, backwards Okies fuck, fuck, FUCK. This game sucked. Almost everyone got screwed by this shit-show.

Georgia gets smoked by Alabama 41 - 24. So much for the Amazing Georgia Defense. Clean up, aisle 6, McTard. 

Evil Wolverine Conspiracy 42, Iowa 3. You were lucky to get 3, Dog. scUM is the real deal.

BroFro. 1 to go to 28. You are so yesterday.

McLovin. 2 to go to 19. This was the 'good' part of your weekend, Bitch.

Teebs. 1 to go to 17. I don't know why I bother with your punk-ass.

DTBH. 1 to go to 17. In your case, I have come to expect failure. Thanks for not disappointing. 

Snottie. SWEEP! And you're the only one. 5 to go to 32. So like a God.

DPo. 1 to go to 27. Mediocre much?

SockPuppet. Bet the Ranch weekend comes undone. You deserve a bung-feathering just for trying. I salute you. You bet 10 and lost. Your GG total is 10.

Bo$uke. Naught. 0 for 3. I don't belong in this life full of pain. Help me. 13 is my shitty sum.

Ronde'. 2 to go to 23. Fuck you.

CCS. Also bet the ranch. Pure, unadulterated BALLS. Denied though. You bet 12 (!?) and got skonked. 12 is your miserable, unredeemable total of miserable shit, you poor fucker.

BroniePonyBoy. 1 to go to 38. Really? I kind of hate you.

QXXX. No entry. Total 17. When I see you, don't look me in my eyes. Don't. I'm serious.

Lola. 1 to go to 31. "Disappointed' is how I feel about you.

Kitten. 1 to go to 26. In GG you are a complete nobody. I will treat you like that. 

Jimbo$uke,

Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 13 Results

 BRFL Week 13 Results.

Oregon pounds the Beavers in Corvallis. Ducks shoot Beavers, 38 - 29. Yes, SockPuppet gets a lot of Beaver this weekend. Grabs 1 for the win, laps up one for the no drop, and snatches one for the move up. 3 point weekend. Reaches +20 after last week's embarrassment. 

Iowa State hosts TCU and skonks the Toads 48 - 14. Lola pulls one down to "improve" to minus 19 on the season.

Utah bum-jigs the Buffalos 28 - 13 and Snottie continues his late season push for glory. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. AP shows love, +2 more and Snottie has come back from the abyss to occupy 4th place with +22. An epic resurrection. 

USC loses a close one to BYU in Provo, 35 - 31. Still, the rudderless Trojans mostly just got killed this season. Help is on the way though! Fat lot of good that will do you, DPo. Stay at minus 10.

Coastal Carolina 27 over Southern Alabama 21 in overtime. BroFro snags 1 to go to +9.

Bearcats 35, Eastern Carolina U 13 in a road-game ass-beat to close out the regular season. On to the conference championship and possibly the CFP. Kitten with the sleeper pick of the season. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and 1 for the move up. +3 brings Kitty's total to +26. He's the #2 man in the BRFL right now.

Ole Miss on the road in Starkville vs Mississippi State. Rebs 31, Bulldogs 21. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. No love from the AP. Ronde' rules this year's contest right now with a total of +42.

Wash U 13, Washington State 40 as evil Mike Leach closes the book on CCS's season from hell by stealing the Apple Bowl or whatever the fuck it's called. Naught on the weekend. Minus 6 is still your address. Betting the ranch this weekend in GG could change all that.

Or not.

Iowa @ Nebraska. Hawkeyes sneak by the Cornhuskers 28 - 21 in Lincoln. Why beating woeful Nebraska squad merits +2 worth of love from the AP is beyond me. But that's what DTBH gets, along with 1 for the win and 1 for the no drop. +4 brings the total to +23. Tied for the Fancy Ivory Tickler prize. 

Georgia violates Georgia Tech on the road, 45 - 0 the final. McLovin is now tied for the Twinkle Toes award with +23. This can't be happening. 

Ohio State gets victimized by scUM in the Big House, 42 -27. AP takes note and chucks the Bucks down the stairs. Minus 5, the sickening plunge, and 'Bo$uke is pushin' up daisies on the season with minus 2. Misery and woe are the Commissioner's lot. 

Jimbo$uke doesn't shrink from going inside the numbers on this one to show why this ritual sacrifice in Ann Arbor earned Box Score of the Week honors; Meechy rushed for 297 on 41 totes with Hassan Haskins accounting for 169 of that on his own (seemed like more) and, oh yeah, Haskins scored 5 (?!) times. 

TOSU? 64 yds on 30 attempts. Treveyon Henderson ran for 74 yds. What's wrong with this picture? CJ Stroud was sacked 4 times for minus 30, that's what. 

But wait, there's more. 

Not only did scUM rack up 4 sacks, they had 8 TFLs and 4 QB hurries (again, seemed  like more than that). TOSU had 0 sacks, 0 TFLs and 2 QB hurries that I don't remember seeing. 

Blessedly, I couldn't find the yards penalized stat line.

Still, it could be worse. I guess. 

Wisconsin travelled to Minnesota and got abused by Goldie, 23 -13, knocking themselves out of the B1G championship game. Unconscionable behavior, Bucky Badger. 

The AP didn't miss this colossal meltdown.

Minus 7 on the nose-dive from #18 to out of the poll and then, oh, God, the REAM too, -5. Minus 12 on the weekend to drop Teeblations all the way back to minus 6. And...I shouldn't...oh, what the hell; Graham Mertz: 21 for 38, 171 yds, 4.3 yards avg completion, a QBR of, like, 50, and the obligatory interception deep in Badger territory.

UNC visits NCState and wishes they hadn't. 34 -30 the final and Bronita shuts down his season with the 'L'. Stay at minus 13, GG guy.

The United States Military Academy @ West Point drills the God Squad 31 - 16. Thoughts and prayers, QXXX. Stay at +7.

Jimbo$uke,

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 14. Conference Championships.

GG Week 14 Games.

Conference Championships.

All Saturday Games.

Baylor vs. Oklahoma State, Arlington, TX (JerryWorld), Noon, abc.

Georgia vs Alabama, Mercedes-Benz Stadium, Atlanta, GA, 4 PM, CBS.

Michigan vs. Iowa, Lucas Oil Stadium, Indianapolis, IN, 8 PM Fox. Gus Johnson enters the Orgasmatron again.

Time to see what you're made of. 

Can anyone challenge the Bronie? You make the call.

Roll the bones.

Jimbo$uke,

Commissioner for Life.

GG Week 13 Results

GG Week 13 Results:

Ole Miss scuttles Mississippi State 31 - 21 in Starkville. Mike Leach no bueno.

Michigan man-handles TOSU 42 - 27 in Ann Arbor and it wasn't even close. Total domination.

Oklahoma drops the Bedlam game to Oklahoma State, 37 - 33 in Stillwater and Lincoln Riley skips town for the west coast with a PokeStick hanging out of his ass before the dust even settles. Stay classy, Lincoln. 

Jim Harbaugh is kind of a douche but you have to admire what he's done at scUM. No coach in the last 5 years has been derided and spit upon as much as Harbaugh. Yet he stuck with a program that, when he inherited it from BRADY HOKE, was a three-alarm dumpster fire of shitty assistant coaches and misfit recruits.

And he turned it around 180 degrees. Meechy didn't just beat TOSU in Ann Arbor in the snow Saturday. They stole their souls. And that comment (which, characteristically, Khaki Pants screwed up) about "some people that are standing on third base" (it's actually, "that are BORN on third base") and "think they hit a triple. But they didn't", wouldn't sting so much if there wasn't so much truth in it. 

Look at that clown, Brady Hoke. And then remember what Ryan Day inherited 3 years ago. And what he's done with it.  

A wise ex-BRFLer named Martin Ryan once famously said, "College football is cyclical". The worm turns. Truer words were never spoken. 

BroFro. 1 to go to 27.  You're lucky you had the 'Pokes.

McLovin. 2 to go to 19.

Teeblations. So close to a sweep but, well. Teebs. Picked Mississippi State. 2 to go to 16. Still pretty bad.

DTBH. 1 to go to 16. Laughable.

Snottie. 1 to go to 27. Oklahoma? Seriously? In T. Boone Pickens Stadium?

DPo. Should have been the Rapture yet you forgot the Thursday game and went with TOSU. God      judges you harshly. 1 to go to 26.

SockPuppet. 1 to go to 20. Yawn. PuppetMaster with no mojo.

Bo$uke. The woe. The tragedy. 2 to go to 13. Holds down last place.

Ronde'. 2 to go to 21. Meh.

CCS. 1 to go to 24. You need to do better.

Bronita. SWEEP! Separation Saturday for the Bronie. And, yes, there was a guy in full-body Bronie    suit at the Michigan game, caught on TV. White unicorn with rainbow mane. How many saw                  it? 5 to go to 37.

QXXX. 2 to go to 17. Slowly righting the ship.

Lola. 2 to go to 30. You need a sweep badly.

Kitten. 2 to go to 25. Don't even talk to me.

On to the Conference Championships.

Jimbo$uke,

Commissioner for Life

 

BRFL Week 12 Results

 BRFL Week 12 Results.

Oregon gets hosed by Utah 38 - 7. We've talked about this.

The AP is merciless. A minus seven amputation for the Ducks. Sock Puppet with +17.

Iowa State 21, Fucking Oklahoma 28. Don't worry, Lola. The Sooners are going to get theirs. Naught on the weekend. Still minus 20 fo' you.

There was a time when we thought Snottie was a goner. 

No more. Utah trots out the bizarre Unis and skonks the Ducks 38 - 7. 

1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. An orgy of AP love spells +8 more. 10 pointer on the weekend.

Snottie roars into +18.

USC. Another week. Another package of Massengill. UCLA 62 - USC 33. Zeros on the weekend for 'Po. Stay at -10.

Coastal Carolina 35, Texas State 21. Texas State. A win's a win. Pathetic or otherwise. 1 for the win. +8 for BroFro.

Bearcats hammer the Ponies 48 -14. Still undefeated. CFP. CFP. CFP! Kitten screeches into second place with, (can you believe this shit?) 1 for the win, then a bend over by the AP with a one point drop so the weekend is a wash. Zero. Still +23 the total. 
Fucking AP. Anybody else beats SMU they get a 2 point move up.

Ole Miss butchers Vandy 32  - 17. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. 2 points of love from the AP. +4 weekend. Fucking Ronde' way out front with +40. PLUS FORTY FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!

U Washington buggered by the Buffs. Colorado 20, Huskies 17. Jesus, CCS. What a horrible life. You have minus 6.

Iowa eeks one out against lowly Illinois 33 -23. Normally I would applaud any whupping of Bert Bielema. Except in this case where I feel compelled to remark, "Fuck you, Sean." DTBH with 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up (Illinois?), +3 weekend and Dog is at +19. 

TOSU. Ass-whipping of MooU 56 - 7. Normally that would translate into 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and +3 love from the move up for +5 on the weekend. I get none of that, since I bet the ranch and lost. Instead I get a GREAM!, the infamous minus 5. 'Bo$uke craps out at +3.

Wisco continues to rally, despite Graham Mertz. 35 - 28 over hapless Nebraska. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up. Teeblations climbs to +6.

UNC violates Wofford 34 -14. What the fuck is this, Bronita? A payday game? 1 for the win, Turd. Minus 13.

Georgia. Talk about fucking pay-day games. Bulldogs survive a  hard-fought contest with perennial power-house Charleston Southern, 56 - 7. 1 for the win and 1 for the no drop. Total + 21. I smell your fear. 

The God Posse gets the shit kicked out of themselves by the Rajin' Cajuns 42 -17 at home. This pick did not work out. Stay at +7.

North to Ann Arbor. 

DEATH OR GLORY.

Men of the Scarlet and Grey!

Jimbo$uke,

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 12 Results

 Death to Shitigan

It's Hate Week. 

GG Week 12 Results.

And so it is, that we see the problem with betting the ranch.

Ohio State flattens Meechy State 56 - 7 in Columbus and it wasn't that close. Eat shit, Sparty.

UCLA victimizes USC in the Coliseum 62 - 33. A titanic cross-town bitch-slapping by the Bruins.

Utah skins Oregon 38 - 7 in Rice-Eccles Stadium. 

What to say about this game, other than the fact that it doomed my sweep and cost me a lot of money? Let's just say what those of us who watched this fiasco saw; 

Oregon is not a good team. Mario Cristobal is not a good coach. Oregon has an unlimited supply of fancy uniforms and, apparently, Utah has a puzzling, fancy set of unis, too. 

It took me most of the first quarter to figure out that the big orange and yellow splotch on the left side of their helmets was the muzzle blast of a big fucking cannon from the deck of the USS Seattle, a ship I previously did not know existed. 

Props to the Utes for designing an entire uniform around a battle-ship and somehow picking up some of that 'service academy' mojo in the process. 

This was kind of embarrassing, if you were an Oregon fan (which I was, for this one game). 

Sock, I know you feel my pain. Snottie, you called it and I didn't listen. I hate me.

Oregon. Mario Fucking Cristobal. Mario, 'oh, we're so physical' Cristobal. As his team gets pushed around by Utah and basically gives up on an-almost-no-time-remaining-in-the-half punt return for a TD.  Just, ya' know, fuck you, Mario. Again, the perils of the transfer portal show themselves as the RB that ran rough-shod through the Ducks was a transfer from wherever-the-fuck.

BroFro. SWEEP! 5 to go to 26. You count the Bro out at your own peril.

McLovin. 1 to go to 17. So sad, TurdFace.

Teebs. No entry. Distracted by Four Floors of Whores? God I hope so. Stay at 14, Loser.

DogTheBountyHunter. 1 to go to 15. You believed in TOSU so I call you 'Brother'. Your other picks, like those of McLovin, were ass. 

Snottie. SWEEP! 5 to go to 26 and the SnotMan is no longer fucking around. 

DPo. 2 to go to 25. Tripped up by dingle-hole Cristobal. Sorry, Bro.

SockPuppet. 2 to go to 19. The unkindest cut is that you OWN the Oregon ShitWagon.

Bo$uke. Bet 50% of his BRFL points. Minus 11 on the weekend. He got two out of three right which nets him exactly stoogatz. Had 22. Has 11.

Last. Fucking. Place.

Ronde'. All three picks were wrong. Somehow that's worse than what happened to me and happy I am that it happened to you, ass-munch. You stay at 19 and shut up about it.

CCS. 2 to go to 23. You are scraping the lower limits of respectability. I don't know whether to laugh or cry so I guess I'll just go to the bathroom, Fucker.

Bronita. SWEEP! You  may be a sick Bronie pervert but you're putting on quite a show in GG this year, ToolShed. 5 to go to 32 for the undisputed lead. 

QXXX. 2 to go to 15. I am no longer in a position to make fun of you. This makes me sad.

Lola. 2 to go to 26. Trusted Mario Douche Cristobal and paid the price. Read Scripture. Atone for your sins, Sinner.

Kitten. SWEEP! 5 to go to 23 and the Kitty continues to show he's got some game. Nice.

Onward into Hate Week.

Jimbo$uke,

Commi$$ioner for Life

GG Week 13 Games

 

GG Week 13 Games.

A remarkably lean slate for this late in the season. 

Of course, this when a lot of SEC teams schedule pay-day games so, there's that.

THURSDAY GAME. THURSDAY GAME. THURSDAY GAME.

Ole Miss @ Mississippi State. Starkville, Mississippi.

7:30 PM,  ESPN, Thursday

Ohio State @ xichigan. Ann Arbor, MI. 

Noon, FOX, Saturday

The Men of the Scarlet and Grey head north to destroy the Evil Wolverine Conspiracy.

DEATH OR GLORY!

Oklahoma Sooners @ Oklahoma State. T. Boone Pickens Stadium, Stillwater, TX.

7:30 PM ABC, Saturday night

Bring your "A" game, Brothers and Sisters. It's Rivalry week.

Roll the bones.

Jimbo$uke,

Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 11 Results

 

BRFL Week 11 Results.

Read no further, Brothers and Sisters, without pausing to take note of my Venmo handle:

@James-LaCava-2   

This is a dandy way for those of you who want to participate in the first annual BRFL/NFL playoff pool to pony up your ten bucks, if you haven't already.

Let's move on, to this past week's action.

Oregon  beetles Wazzu 38 -  24 at home but, still. I think this squad is losing altitude. 

Anthony Brown balls out and is the team's leading rusher. Kayvon Thibodeaux is Kayvon Thibodeaux. But something seems off. Like, just before a team totally douches out and reveals their inner suckness. 

Sock Puppet grabs one for the win, one for the no drop and one for the AP move up (why?), +3 Saturday and it's +24 total for Sock. 

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Iowa State visits Texas Tech at wherever TTech plays and  fucking loses, 41 - 38. Season of Shit rolls on for Lola. Naughts across the big board. Remain at minus 20. Strong performance in GG by the L-woman begs the question; why not Bet the Ranch?

                              

The Utes skonk the U of Arizona on the road, 38 -14 and it's DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! for Snottie. Out of the Darkness and Into the Light, Brave BRFLer. 1 for the win. 1 for landing @ #24 and 5 for the DIDDLE. Utah playing them some defense with 3 sacks and 7 TFLs vs the Wildcats.

USC vs Cal postponed. DPo takes the weekend off. Uninterrupted masturbation. Zeros across the board. Remain at minus 10.

You get your mail in Frown Town when your starting QB goes down. 

Coastal Carolina  hosts Georgia State and gets beat, 42 - 40. BroFro's prospects dim. A lot. 

Minus three for the free fall from #22 AP to out of the Poll and then... then? REAM! Minus 5 more. Minus 8 on the weekend. The Bro backs up to +7 on the season. Sadness reigns. 

Cincinnati dusts UCF on the road, 45 -28. He is Kitten. Hear him roar. 

1 for the win butt...fucked! AGAIN. By the AP, with a 1 point drop. So the week is a wash and on one could fault Kitty if he started to develop a persecution complex and began shopping for ghost-gun parts on-line. Stay at +23.

TAMU comes to Oxford and gets scrubbed by the Rebs 29 - 19. For Christ's sakes shave, Jimbo Fisher. Ronde' keeps his foot on the gas; 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, AP shows +2 love and the Ron adds 4 for a total of +36. Some motherfucker is looking a little untouchable. 

Wash U hosts Arizona State and loses 35 - 30. Piss-poor tackling and an untimely pick six doom the Huskies who actually looked like the better team here. Does that matter? Fuck no. The Wall of Zeroes that CCS put up this week is what matters. Stay at minus 6.

Goldie visits Iowa City and it's Iowa 27, Minnesota 22 in the Battle of Once Promising Teams. Nobody, including the AP, gives a shit about this game but DTBH logs +1 for the win. Total is +16. 

                                                       

Purdue Pete and his merry band of horn-tuggers pull into Columbus and get violated by the Buckeyes 59 - 31. I could trot out the old 'box score of the week' shit and point out how TOSU didn't even really need to suit up the punter for this one, but I won't. This was supposed to be a good game and degenerated into an embarrassing ass-kicking in the first quarter. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and 1 full of love from the AP for a 3 pointer on the weekend. Jimbo$uke at +8.

                              

Northwestern comes  to Camp Randall. Mistake! The Badgers victimize the Boys from Evanston, 35 - 7 as the Resurrection in Wisconsin rolls on. Teebs with 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and AP love of 1 more for a +3 Saturday and a total of +3. Into the Light! The Rapture. So beautiful. 

UNC  visits Pitt and gets dumped 30 -23. A season to forget for Komronovich. Zeros all the way. Stay at minus 14. I have it on good authority that the BronieBro considered betting the ranch this weekend. And he swept. What a difference that would have made. Sad. Face.

The Dawgs head to Knoxville and give up an unheard-of 17 points before skinning the Vols 42 - 17. Who isn't sick of these assholes? McLovin pockets all he can get; 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. +19 for McTurdFace. 

God Squad had a BYE.  Quiet time in the chapel. QTripleX rests at +7. 

From Black Edelweiss:

"The hours in the assembly area before an attack are among the most miserable moments in a soldier's life. The thought of one's own death cannot be chased away, nor can the nagging certainty that one's own luck cannot be permanent. This waiting, I think, is the most somber experience of being up front in a war which seems endless; sooner or later, it is bound to be my turn. Death is no shared or communal experience; it is utterly individual. In those moments one is quite alone in the middle of his comrades. No one talked, our faces were concealed in the dark; only now and then a face under the peak of a mountain cap would light up from the glow of a cigarette." 

                - Johann Voss (a pseudonym), a machine gunner in the Waffen SS, on the eve of the Battle of Reipertsweiler, Germany. January, 1945.

Week 12 up next.

'Bo$uke,

Commissioner for Life