GG Dawn of the Bowls Results

 

GG Dawn of the Bowls Results:

Here at BRFL HQ, things are totally out of control. 

Mrs. Jimbo$$$uke broke her toe.

Geneva, official dog of the BRFL, got some sort of tremendous shitting dog-flu.

But, still. Here we are.

Louisiana 36, Marshall 21. Rajin' Cajuns Rage.

Missouri 22, Army 24. Why does Mizzu suck so?

Georgia State 51, Ball State 20. Two people actually picked Ball State. For real.

BroFro. SWEEP! 5 to go to 33. Not bad.

McLovin. SWEEP! 5 to vault to 26. Meh.

Teeblations. SWEEP! 5 to go to 22. The sun shines on every dog's ass once in awhile.

DogTheBountyHunter. 1. You have 18. Why do you bother? Sad. 

Snottie. 2 to go to 34. Strong pull.

DPo. SWEEP! 5 to roll to 32.

SockPuppet. SWEEP! 5 a big boost up to 15.

'Bo$$$uke. 2 to limp to 15. No future.

Ronde'. SWEEP! Still, only tallies to 28. Not exactly dominant, Skidmark.

CCS. SWEEP! 5 to go to 17. Clawing back points after losing the ranch.

Bronita. SWEEP!. 5 to go to 43. Ouch. Gonna' be a bitch bringin' the Bronie down.

QXXX. 1. You, too, have 18. As a couple, you and DTBH have fewer points than BronieBoy.

Lola. SWEEP! Cruise up to 36. You have a shot at the crown. Show no mercy.

Kitten. SWEEP! 5 to go to 31. Fuck you anyway.

This whole circle-jerk hinged on a last second field goal by Army which, had they missed it, would have made Snottie and me True American Heros and the rest of you fuckers just a bunch of turds. 

Hate is what I feel. 

'Bo$$$uke,

Commissioner for Life