Blacks Road Football League: BRFL Week 13 Results

Friday, December 3, 2021

BRFL Week 13 Results

BRFL Week 13 Results.

Oregon pounds the Beavers in Corvallis. Ducks shoot Beavers, 38 - 29. Yes, SockPuppet gets a lot of Beaver this weekend. Grabs 1 for the win, laps up one for the no drop, and snatches one for the move up. 3 point weekend. Reaches +20 after last week's embarrassment.

Iowa State hosts TCU and skonks the Toads 48 - 14. Lola pulls one down to "improve" to minus 19 on the season.

Utah bum-jigs the Buffalos 28 - 13 and Snottie continues his late season push for glory. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. AP shows love, +2 more and Snottie has come back from the abyss to occupy 4th place with +22. An epic resurrection.

USC loses a close one to BYU in Provo, 35 - 31. Still, the rudderless Trojans mostly just got killed this season. Help is on the way though! Fat lot of good that will do you, DPo. Stay at minus 10.

Coastal Carolina 27 over Southern Alabama 21 in overtime. BroFro snags 1 to go to +9.

Bearcats 35, Eastern Carolina U 13 in a road-game ass-beat to close out the regular season. On to the conference championship and possibly the CFP. Kitten with the sleeper pick of the season. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and 1 for the move up. +3 brings Kitty's total to +26. He's the #2 man in the BRFL right now.

Ole Miss on the road in Starkville vs Mississippi State. Rebs 31, Bulldogs 21. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. No love from the AP. Ronde' rules this year's contest right now with a total of +42.

Wash U 13, Washington State 40 as evil Mike Leach closes the book on CCS's season from hell by stealing the Apple Bowl or whatever the fuck it's called. Naught on the weekend. Minus 6 is still your address. Betting the ranch this weekend in GG could change all that.

Or not.

Iowa @ Nebraska. Hawkeyes sneak by the Cornhuskers 28 - 21 in Lincoln. Why beating woeful Nebraska squad merits +2 worth of love from the AP is beyond me. But that's what DTBH gets, along with 1 for the win and 1 for the no drop. +4 brings the total to +23. Tied for the Fancy Ivory Tickler prize.

Georgia violates Georgia Tech on the road, 45 - 0 the final. McLovin is now tied for the Twinkle Toes award with +23. This can't be happening.

Ohio State gets victimized by scUM in the Big House, 42 -27. AP takes note and chucks the Bucks down the stairs. Minus 5, the sickening plunge, and 'Bo$uke is pushin' up daisies on the season with minus 2. Misery and woe are the Commissioner's lot.

Jimbo$uke doesn't shrink from going inside the numbers on this one to show why this ritual sacrifice in Ann Arbor earned Box Score of the Week honors; Meechy rushed for 297 on 41 totes with Hassan Haskins accounting for 169 of that on his own (seemed like more) and, oh yeah, Haskins scored 5 (?!) times.

TOSU? 64 yds on 30 attempts. Treveyon Henderson ran for 74 yds. What's wrong with this picture? CJ Stroud was sacked 4 times for minus 30, that's what.

But wait, there's more.

Not only did scUM rack up 4 sacks, they had 8 TFLs and 4 QB hurries (again, seemed like more than that). TOSU had 0 sacks, 0 TFLs and 2 QB hurries that I don't remember seeing.

Blessedly, I couldn't find the yards penalized stat line.

Still, it could be worse. I guess.

Wisconsin travelled to Minnesota and got abused by Goldie, 23 -13, knocking themselves out of the B1G championship game. Unconscionable behavior, Bucky Badger.

The AP didn't miss this colossal meltdown.

Minus 7 on the nose-dive from #18 to out of the poll and then, oh, God, the REAM too, -5. Minus 12 on the weekend to drop Teeblations all the way back to minus 6. And...I shouldn't...oh, what the hell; Graham Mertz: 21 for 38, 171 yds, 4.3 yards avg completion, a QBR of, like, 50, and the obligatory interception deep in Badger territory.