BRFL Week 7 Results

BRFL Week 7 Results;

DPo: The Golden Domers have the week off. Suck-up AP moves them up three spots (of course) to #13. Plus the no drop. 4 point weekend. DPo with 25. He is the One Who Knocks.

SockPuppet: 25-24 in a thriller over G. Tech. Has Sock ever won this thing? Time to start considering your reaction to that unlikely scenario. The Puppet has 21 after a 5 point weekend and he is #8 in the AP.



SkHank: This fucker. V Tech and their lunch-pail bullshit have the weekend off and still pull down 2 to move him up to 18. You deserve the Liberace, even though you're not reading this, SkHank. #14 AP.

SeannieG: PennState BoyToolers take the weekend off. Clemson douches so PSfuckU moves up 1. 2 point weekend. 16 for the assholes from Pennsylvania. #2 in the AP.



Kitten: USF with the out-behind-the-woodshed treatment of lowly Cincinnati, 33-3. Move up in the AP to #16. 4 point weekend. 14 points.
Wisco survives Purdue. 17- 9 in Madison. Nice that Purdue is done sucking. Due to upstream carnage, the ButtBadgers move up 2 in the AP to #5 in the Land. Are you shitting me? Suck, suck and suck again, Snottie. 14 BRFL points to hang with your cuddle-Kitten.

McLovin: Alabama 41, Arkansas 9. Hard to feel bad about Bert Bielema getting bent over by anyone. Anyone but the fucking Tide. Fuck you, McLovin'. #1 AP, 9 points BRFL.



ClemboSlice: Wash U and The Douche in the Desert. BRFL dreams go up on smoke for the DutchBoy as the lowly Sun Devils bake the Dawgs 13-7 in Tempe. The AP is not amused. Crash dive from #5 to #12. Minus 7 on the weekend, Hans Brinker. You're down to 7 and on the road to nowhere. How the fuck do you blow a game like this?

BroFro: 31-14 over San Diego State in a battle of unranked, irrelevant teams. Good game. You have 4.

Jimbosuke: Ohio State dismantles Nebraska 56-14 in Lincoln. The CornHolers have a long way to go. Bye week coming up. AP sets the Bucks at #6. 5 point weekend. Out of the darkness and into the light. 2 points in the BRFL for the Commissioner.

Teeblations; So sad that a defense so INCREDIBLY AWESOME is saddled with such an inept offense. 27-20 over Indiana in Bloomington, in overtime. Hey, the Bucks struggled with Indiana, but our defense sucked then. What's Meechy's excuse? Looking at you, Timmy! 1 BRFL point and you fall to #19 in the AP.
Bridshit: The Men of Troy prevail over unranked Utah 28-27 and...and... the AP moves them up 2 for that? What the hell? You're #11 in the AP and have 1 point in the BRFL. Congratulations. Your cries of joy are Randy's hankies of tears. Utah loses and puts up 0 in the BRFL this weekend. Still unranked. Still with 6. Utes taking on water at mid-season.

CCS: The Cardinal ass-whips the Beavers in Palo Alto, 49 - 7 and the AP gives you 1 on the move up. It's negative 1 for you in the BRFL.

Q: TCU pounds the shit out of KState in Manhattan, 26 - 6. You need to knock off Oklahoma this weekend and get back in this thing. All is not lost. Baker Mayfield has a sore throwing shoulder. You, on the other hand, are unranked and have minus 5 in the BRFL.

KBron: For God's sake, make the pain stop. TAMU 19, Florida 17, at HOME in Gainesville. Jim McElwain death watch begins. You have minus 8 in the BRFL.

We close with a shot of the eerie glow of the rent-a-lights over CCS from the blocking cage on the varsity practice field as the Commissioner climbs into the car after Cooperstown's 40 - 14 shit-stomping of previously unbeaten conference bully South Lewis.




Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life