BRFL Week 6 Results

BRFL Week 6:

DPo: Golden Domers 33, on the road, vs. North Carolina 10. This time it's for real, Catholics.
The 'Po takes the cheese and steps to the #1 spot in the BRFL. Had 14. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, massive 5 point move up from the AP to #16, DeepOh first to break the 20 point barrier with 21.

SockPuppy: Miami 24 @ Florida State 20, in Tallahassee. Admit it, you thought about picking Florida State this year, BRFLer. Don't lie. Jimbo Fisher in special hell. The Sock had 12, picked up 4 with the move to #11 AP and now sits at 16. Strong pull.
You're not alone, ButtBuddy. SkHank and the Virginia Tech Hokies get back in it. V Tech 23 over Boston College 10 at wherever the fuck Boston College plays. Had 13, picks up 3, 16 total. SkankyBoot going down swinging.

SeannieG: Penn State with the win at Northwestern, 31-7. Saquon Barkley Heisman Train keep a rollin'. You can contain him, you just can't stop him. 3 point weekend as the Shitanny Lions move up to #3 AP. Total 14.
ClemboSlice: Wash U. visits Cal and opens up a can of whoop-ass in Berkeley, 38 - 7. Harder and harder to keep Wash U out of "the big conversation". 3 pointer for the Clam as the Huskies move up to #5. Face off at center ice with SeaBalls for the Liberace.

Kitten: USFlorida with the Bye. Second helping Lil' Friskies. No game, no problem. Still pick up that essential no drop point. Up to 10 for the MeowMixer.
Kitten has a "special friend" and his name is Snottie: Wisco drubs the hapless Cornhuskers in Lincoln, 38 - 7. 3 pointer. Post up with the CatWoman at 10.

McLovin: Alabama on the road vs. Texas A&M. Aggies get the usual treatment: losing 27 - 19 in College Station. McLovin advances 2 points at a time. Has 7. Must live with himself for making a deal with Satan.

The AP strikes, and Randilingus is REAMED. CCS: Stanford bests Utah on the road, 23 -10 and, suddenly Randildo's world goes dark and Chipenhausen sees a reason to live. One day at a time, Chip n' Dale. You got a win, landed at 23 for 2 more and then DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! 5 point bonus for an 8 point weekend. You have minus 4.
Rando, it could scarcely be worse. Last week you were on top of the world at 16. The Cardinal settles  your hash and you lose. Drop 5 on your free-fall out of the poll and then the dreaded REAM for minus 5 more. Minus ten on the weekend. Suddenly, just like that, you have only 6.

BroFro: Boise State visits BYU in Mormon-World. 24 -7 Broncos over the Cougars. Like anybody cares. You have 3 and you are going absolutely nowhere.

Timmy! One of the saddest stories of a bloody weekend. The Little Brother Game, in Ann Arbor. The AP shows its awesome power and summons the wrath of the Cosmos down upon the Big House. John O'Korn, the interception machine. You have a great defense but it will take more than ten points to beat Sparty. Doom, despair and self-flagellation are your lot. Michigan State 14, Meechy 10.  The AP has no mercy and docks you ten points in a nose-dive to #17, You now have 2 in the BRFL,.

Jimbosuke, Commissioner for Life: Ohio State obliterates Maryland 62 -14 in the Shoe. Special teams woes not going away. Hard to feel good about my total of minus 3. Is Ohio State any good or are they just playing a succession of shitty teams?
Bridshit: USC bitch-slaps the Beavers of Oregon State in the Coliseum, 38-10. That's nice, and USuckS moves up to #13 AP. Gives you a three point weekend. You keep the Commish company at minus three.

Q: Texas edges Kansas State 40 -34 in Austin. Wildcats facing a long season. It was fun winning last year, wasn't it? Cherish the memory. You have minus 5.

KBron: Hell is a missed extra point kick to tie the game against lowly LSU. At home. 17-16, LSU. KMan questioning belief in a merciful God. At risk for a number of addictions. Minus 8 and dead last in the BRFL.

Auf weidersehen,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life