Was Liberace Gay?

 

Liberace seems to be making friends and settling in to his new surroundings. I always thought Ergo Man was a little sketchie, but clearly Bo is not comfortable. We'll see how it goes.

GG Week 6, all ranked teams, all the time

GG Week 6:

#15 LSU @ #5 Auburn Plainsmen
#14 Stanford @ #9 Notre Dame
#3 Alabama @ #11 Ole Miss

5 for the sweep, 1 for each win.

Jimbosuke

BRFL Week 5 Results

And so it was that word spread throughout the land: " The AP is not rational. The AP is not kind."

The Leader, BroFro, BYU with a bye, moves up 2 in the AP, the 'Fro with 19. Scary.
Number Two, Seannie, in a return to form, Baylor stays @ #7, 49-28 beat down of Iowa State, picks up 2 in the BRFL though, SeaGra establishin' @ 12.
And then there is everybody else.

WHank with the LSU win, 63-7 pasting of NMState, moves up 2, total 6. Payday, payday, payday game. Fuck the AP. Total bullshit.
SockNutz, USC quality win over Ore State, up 2, got 6.

Enter the BroBros: Jimbosuke (much goody-good unto him) quality road win over scrappy Tennessee Boned by the fucking bullshit asslick AP with a minus one. Zero weekend. Has 5.
McLovin', obscure contest in East Bungholio, 1 for the win, now @ 5. Got 4 AP votes. Why? Because the AP is fucking bullshit. And pissing me off. McLovin' with 5.

Q-love in with the BROBROS. Got 5. How, you ask? Because she outlasted a suck-ass Washington squad 20-14 and the AP kissed her ass with a 2 point move up. Translation? Total fucking bullshit on the part of the AP voters.

ClemboSlice says "hello" to season ending disaster as Duke drops one to lowly Miami (Fla) and our DutchBoy says "goodbye" to AP votes for the foreseeable future. Zero is your sum this weekend and 4 is your new home. Get comfortable.

CCS gets a win from the Iowa Hawkeyes and pegs in at 4. CCS Hawkeyes go down to NYMills @ home 32-30. Don't get me started.

Pair of 3's. Wisconsin bests South Florida. Wait, I smell AP bullshit. Move up 2 why dontcha, Tblow? 3 is your BRFL score.

Randingle. A 58 - 28 ass-hammering of lowly UTEP. Why not a 2 point reward for that payday game? Sure. It's the fuckng asshole AP, after all. You have 3 in the BRFL.

And then there is DPo. Friends, DPo is feeling the pain. Meechy drops one to Minnesota at home and turns over Paul Bunyan's axe. This was not a close game. Death spiral for Brady Hoke. Drew with 2.

*Snottie's Michigan State Spartans whup up on Wyoming, AP lays down the minus 1 bone, stays at 1. Bullshit. They scored 56 points, even if it was against Wyoming.

Jimbosuke

* Correction pointed out by Snottie himself. I added a zero to his tally. Snottie is dead last right now. Had a measley one point. My bad.

GG Results, Week 5

GG Week 5 Results:

First, I have to point out that I believe I saw "Billy" strolling down Main Street in Cooperstown on Saturday night. He did not acknowledge me. A major violation of BRFL protocol.
Straighten this out, "Billy".

Sweepers: SockSack, ClemboSlice, SeaButtlick.

SockSuckIt back in the lead @ 16.
CCS second place, 15. Picked Arizona State.
Jimbosuke (bountiful goodness come unto him), 14
Q-vooman, 13
Butt-buddies @ 12 apiece, Clembo and BroFro
Lonesome Turd McLovin' all alone at 11.
SeaBuzzKill and DPo sit at 10.
TBlow and Randjizz, a pair of 8s.
Snottie. Basement. Douche. 7

Jimbosuke

Nice job Bret

http://www.lostlettermen.com/article/bret-bielemas-wife-wows-in-las-vegas

GG Week 5, ManGinas.

#11 UCLA @ #15 Arizona State: PAC 12 Snoozer. Thursday night.
Minnesota @ Meechy; Paul Bunyan's Axe
Cincinnati @ #22 THE Ohio State University: No love lost in cross state tilt.

5 for the sweep, one for each win.

Roll the bones, Lads.

Jimbosuke

Week 4 Results

Harken, Scumbags:

BroFro in the lead: 16 with the BYU move up.
SeaBiscuit loves Texas, Texas loves SeaBiscuit: 10
Jimbosuke (May God Bless Him and Keep Him): 5 On pace for the Liberace.
ClemboSlice and McLovin' Bromance: 4
Chipn'Slice: 3
DPo, YankMe, SockPull: 2
ScottBlo, Qbag: 1

Negative Territory:

TJizz, RandSuckle: -1

MyNutz,

Jimbosuke

GG week 4

Lots o' sweeps:

Mclovin', CCS, Q, Jimbosuke (Many Blessings Be Unto Him).
Some chumpy 2 pointers: BroFro, ClemboSlice, Randork, DPull.
Not a single 1 point.
"I hear a dog laughing" Zeroes: SeaScum, Snottie, SockSack, TeeWanker.

Standings:

CCS: 13
Q and Jimbosuke (Glad Tidings to His Magnificence) : 12
SockNutz: 11
BroScrotum: 10
McLovin': 9
DPo: 8
ClemboSlice and RandPenis: 7 (Just Friends?)
Teeblow: 6
Snottie: 5
SeaButts: 5

Fuckamacheema.

Jimbosuke

When Headlines Ruled - Brown Jug Week

"Victory, Though The Score Is Tied"
"Yost and Michigan Practically Beaten"
"Better Football Never Seen On Any GridIron"- Terrible Strength of Gopher Line Evident
"Yost Can't Say His Team Is Better"
Purdue Football Men  Meet Death in Wreck

Ogunbowalwed by the AP

I've done been "Ogunbowaleeed" by the AP. 

Dare and I deserved so much more than 19th. I remain unimpressed by the Poll. 

Week 4 Preview

From the archives, early BRFL iconography.

Week 4 Preview:

Auburn @ Kansas State. Randmageddon.
KState 14 - Auburn 20. KState with a lot of squandered opportunities. Bad night for the kicker.
KState takes a minus 5 tumble, now #25 narrowly avoiding the Ream.

Mississippi State (3-0) @ LSU. Crazy Les Miles.
Mississippi State 24 - LSU 29. SHankMe power dives minus 9 to settle out at 2. Fun while it lasted.

East Meechy @ Meechy State. Pay. Day.
Meechy St 73 - E Meechy 14. A whooping.

Troy @ Georgia. Upset in the making.
Maybe not. Georgia 66 - Troy 0.

Bowling Green @ Wisconsin. Tboogers.
Wisky 68 - BGU 17. Hammered.

Virginia @ BYU. Is Virginia good? BroFro wants to know. Savoring the top spot. For now.
BYU 41 - Virginia 33 in a barn burner.

Tulane (1-2) @ Duke. Can't get the Diddle playing this punching bag, Clammer.
Duke 47 - Tulane 13. Ass beat.

Louisville @ Florida International. Another step down the Road to Darkness, McLovin'?
L'ville 34 - FIU 3. No love from the AP.

Iowa @ Pitt (3-0). BiG up to the challenge? Moist shorts, ChiDouche?
Iowa squeaks by 24-20.

USC gets the bye.

Utah (2-0) @ Meechy. Stadium half full, DBro.
Utah 26 - Meechy 10. Things are getting worse.

Baylor bye.
Stanford bye.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 4: RanDude on the spot

GG Week 4: Randy, this is my advice: Start drinking now.

#5 Auburn @ #20 Kansas State.  Thursday night @ 7:30.
Virginia @ #21 BYU. Saturday game.
Maryland @ Syracuse. Saturday game.

Keeping it real

5 for the sweep.

Jimbosuke

GG Week 3 Results: Cyclone Cockfest

Here's the three peckered Billygoat that ruined so many sweeps this weekend.
Not to mention put the hurt on one Jimbosuke.

Note the close similarity between his smirk and the horizontal man-pussy that used to be his navel.

To business:

Not one single sweep thanks to the Ol' Wrinkly Balls Coach.

SockPocket gets his one on, has 11. Still representin'.
BroTaint and CCS pick up 1 and 1. 8 apiece.
Jimbosuke (good tidings unto him), QBabe both at lucky 7. Each picked up 1.
Tballs and Dballs @ 6s. Dballs grabbed 2, no show for Teeba.
RanDawg @ 5. Also picked up 2.
Snottie @ 5, got 1.
SeaBiscuit @ 5, picked up 2.
Clembosuke snatched 2 to go to 5. Clem, brain transplant explains this year's fine showing?
McLovin' brings up the ass with 4. Got 1. Mr. Lonely. Doomsday scenario. Canned goods and batteries.
4 life, Bitch.

Jimbosuke

Week 4, Bitches

(###) Number of first place votes

1		Florida State (37) ACC Record: 2-0	PV Rank 1 Points 1,466
2		Oregon (17) Pac-12 Record: 3-0	2 1,424
3		Alabama (1) SEC Record: 3-0	3 1,346
4		Oklahoma (2) Big 12 Record: 3-0	4 1,325
5		Auburn SEC Record: 2-0	5 1,252
6		Texas A&M (3) SEC Record: 3-0	7 1,195
7		Baylor Big 12 Record: 3-0	8 1,134
8		LSU SEC Record: 3-0	10 1,114
9		Notre Dame Division I FBS Independents Record: 3-0	11 917
10		Mississippi SEC Record: 3-0	14 840
11		Michigan State Big Ten Record: 1-1	13 832
12		UCLA Pac-12 Record: 3-0	12 807
13		Georgia SEC Record: 1-1	6 729
14		South Carolina SEC Record: 2-1	24 718
15		Arizona State Pac-12 Record: 3-0	16 680
16		Stanford Pac-12 Record: 2-1	15 560
17		USC Pac-12 Record: 2-1	9 459
18		Missouri SEC Record: 3-0	20 446
19		Wisconsin Big Ten Record: 1-1	18 414
20		Kansas State Big 12 Record: 2-0	19 326
21		Brigham Young Division I FBS Independents Record: 3-0	25 246
22		Clemson ACC Record: 1-1	23 209
23		Ohio State Big Ten Record: 2-1	22 204
24		Nebraska Big Ten Record: 3-0	26 172
25		Oklahoma State Big 12 Record: 2-1	28 126

Others receiving votes: North Carolina 82, Duke 55, Mississippi St. 55, Virginia Tech 54, Penn St. 51, East Carolina 44, TCU 42, Pittsburgh 40, Florida 31, Marshall 28, Boston College 22, Washington 14, West Virginia 14, Cincinnati 10, Virginia 6, Arizona 3, Arkansas 3, N. Dakota St. 3, Louisville 2