Week 3 wrap up, Boys.
A lot of carnage.
BroPro emerges as the leader. BYU 33- Houston 25. 13 points for the BroP.
WhHank has a good one in LSU. Whups up on U Louisiana Monroe 31-naught. 11 points.
SeaBiscuit rides the Baylor offense: Bears 63, Buffs 21. 8 for Seannie
McLovin' drops a close one and takes the Ream. Lville 21, Vagina 23. McLovin has 3 left, (thanks, DPo.)
Randoggie doesn't play, boned by AP, drops to 4 points. Don't worry, Rand. You get to play this week. You get to play Auburn. Good luck with that.
ClemboSlice rocking the Duke. Blue Devils hang 41 on the Jayhawks for an ass beat that brings Duke within a few whiskers of the Promised Land of AP rankings. Pick of the year?
Three way tie at 2 points apiece:
SockPuker, drops like a stone, minus 8 after taking it in the pooper from Boston College.
Jimbosuke gets the shaft from both the Ol' Wrinkly Balls Coach and the AP. Drops 7 with the loss to SowCow. Fucking Cocks either figured something out after the A&M game or we suck.
Should have nailed that one yard FG for the tie.
Iowa stumbles and drops one to the Cyclones. Chipster treads water at the deuce.
Meechy gets a less than quality win: 34-10 over Miami of Ohio. Stick that up your fat ass, Brady Hoke. DPo with the usual boring showing. 1 point. Total is 2. Correction by DBalls.
Negative territory:
Tbone boned hard by the AP. Tack on a minus one without playing. You have minus 3, Slave.
Michigan State takes the week off and gets a 2 point bump from the AP. I'd keep doing that, Snottie. You ring up minus 3 as well.
How about a nice bone for you, Q? 35 to naught squelching of Army? AP says, "Fuck you, Kathy", here's a minus one for the drop. Net zero. Getting used to minus 3, basement buddy?
| Paul | 13 | |
| Shankme | 11 | |
| Sean | 8 | |
| Randi | 4 | |
| Mike (REAMED) | 3 | |
| Clem | 3 | |
| Sock Puppet | 2 | |
| Jim | 2 | |
| Chip | 2 | |
| Drew | 2 | |
| tim Bonnet | -3 | |
| Kathy | -3 | |
| Scott | -3 |
Hate,
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life
I have two points, Assmuncher. One for the beatdown of App State and one for showing the Miami Ballmonkeys how to play ManBawllz. One n' one makes a deuce. Like I did on your lawn. Yep, that was me dropping a turd on your steps.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure you are up to this task with all this cipherin' and carrying the one and shit? You know, consider wearing a helmet to keep your melon from turning to mash pounding on the headboard when the D-train dons the strap on. Just some friendly advice. Because I care. I really do care.
The BRFLometer spits out that Mikey is in much more dire straits than Jimbutt let on. And I gets my 2 on.
ReplyDeleteRest assured Leaguers, I am watching. Oh, I am watching.
Ahhhh...that old familiar feelin'....Reamtastical !!
DeleteI dislike the AP intensely. I really dislike them. A lot.
ReplyDeleteDid you one is the nether eye, Teebs. You no showed for GG, too. Bad weekend for you.
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