Week 1 in the books, lads.
Georgia dumps Clemson. Todd Gurly 298 all purpose yards and 4 touchdowns. Is Georgia really good or is Clemson not so good? Dunno'!
Kstate 55 - 16 over punching bag Stephen F Austin. Payday game.
USC 52 - 13 over Fresno State. Too hard to compete for Cali felons. Fresno State on the wane.
LSU 28 over Wisco by 4 POINTS. Interesting. LSU was ranked higher than Wisco and eeked out a 4 point victory. They move up in the Almighty AP while the Badgers take a dive. More SEC bullshit? Uh...YEAH. WHank lovin' it, Tubes hatin' it.
Michigan State 45 - 7 over Jacksonville State. Payday.
Iowa 31 - 23 over UNI. Payday and they almost blow it. Get nervous, Chippy.
Meechigan 52 -14 over App State. Big fucking deal, Deepoh. App State sucks now.
BYU 35-10 over UConn. Yawn, BroFro. Good luck in Texas.
Baylor 45-0 over SMU. Payday.
Stanford 45-0 over UCDavis. Extemely tacky payday game. Snooty ass Stanford. Real game coming up.
Duke 52-13 over Elon. Elon plays 8 man football. Nothing to be proud of, Clem.
Louisville 31-13 over once proud Miami. The suspense was killing me. McLovin't with the early Diddle.
What's that spot on your trousers, McLovin'?
On to week 2.
Jimbosuke, Commissioner for Life
McLovin's khakis have been that soiled since the Scott Baio double issue of Tiger Beat.
ReplyDeleteJoani and McLovin' love Chachi, and I did indeed soil myself.
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