And so it was that word spread throughout the land: " The AP is not rational. The AP is not kind."
The Leader, BroFro, BYU with a bye, moves up 2 in the AP, the 'Fro with 19. Scary.
Number Two, Seannie, in a return to form, Baylor stays @ #7, 49-28 beat down of Iowa State, picks up 2 in the BRFL though, SeaGra establishin' @ 12.
And then there is everybody else.
WHank with the LSU win, 63-7 pasting of NMState, moves up 2, total 6. Payday, payday, payday game. Fuck the AP. Total bullshit.
SockNutz, USC quality win over Ore State, up 2, got 6.
Enter the BroBros: Jimbosuke (much goody-good unto him) quality road win over scrappy Tennessee Boned by the fucking bullshit asslick AP with a minus one. Zero weekend. Has 5.
McLovin', obscure contest in East Bungholio, 1 for the win, now @ 5. Got 4 AP votes. Why? Because the AP is fucking bullshit. And pissing me off. McLovin' with 5.
Q-love in with the BROBROS. Got 5. How, you ask? Because she outlasted a suck-ass Washington squad 20-14 and the AP kissed her ass with a 2 point move up. Translation? Total fucking bullshit on the part of the AP voters.
ClemboSlice says "hello" to season ending disaster as Duke drops one to lowly Miami (Fla) and our DutchBoy says "goodbye" to AP votes for the foreseeable future. Zero is your sum this weekend and 4 is your new home. Get comfortable.
CCS gets a win from the Iowa Hawkeyes and pegs in at 4. CCS Hawkeyes go down to NYMills @ home 32-30. Don't get me started.
Pair of 3's. Wisconsin bests South Florida. Wait, I smell AP bullshit. Move up 2 why dontcha, Tblow? 3 is your BRFL score.
Randingle. A 58 - 28 ass-hammering of lowly UTEP. Why not a 2 point reward for that payday game? Sure. It's the fuckng asshole AP, after all. You have 3 in the BRFL.
And then there is DPo. Friends, DPo is feeling the pain. Meechy drops one to Minnesota at home and turns over Paul Bunyan's axe. This was not a close game. Death spiral for Brady Hoke. Drew with 2.
*Snottie's Michigan State Spartans whup up on Wyoming, AP lays down the minus 1 bone, stays at 1. Bullshit. They scored 56 points, even if it was against Wyoming.
* Correction pointed out by Snottie himself. I added a zero to his tally. Snottie is dead last right now. Had a measley one point. My bad.
AP is totally whacked...
ReplyDeleteare you sure I have 10? Better double check, Commissioner Numb Nuts. DPo on suicide watch?
ReplyDeleteYou're right, ScottBlow. You don't have 10. You have 1. You are doomed.
ReplyDeleteabove you say you added 0 to my total , but don't I get something for a win? like 1 point? Why are you such an imbecile?
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