Week 5, Jive-asses.
(13) USC @ Utah. Sack Puppy suicide watch.
Kansas @ Kansas State (7). The 7th ranked team in the AP. Q is WOMAN. Hear her roar.
(4) LSU @ (10) Florida. Conflict: personal animus towards Les Miles vs. intolerance of Randouche shit talk.
Like the Iran - Iraq war, you wish they could BOTH lose.
Iowa State @ (15) TCU. I am a Golden Horny Toad who farts cyclones of ca$h, Bitches.
Arizona @ (18) Stanford. The Cardinal winds up for an epic douche-dive. skHank in trouble.
Geo Tech @ (15) Clemson. Timmy! settles into a Christopher Street bath house and packs a generous bowl to enjoy this beat down. Hang 70 on the bumble bees, Mr. Switch Hitter.
(3) Florida State @ NC State. Is this where it all comes crashing down, Chip n' Clit?
(23) Washington @ (2) Oregon. Big test for the Duckies, DPoon. Huskies not totally sucking.
Virginia Tech at North Carolina. A team that blows meets a team in turmoil. Good luck, ClemboSlice.
(8) West Virginny @ (11) Texas. Game o' the week, SeannieChancre.
Michigan @ Purdue. You, McLovin', are an object of pity and scorn.
Illinois @ Wisconsin. Shit and Shitter.
Buffalo @ Ohio U. You're fucking kidding me.
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.
Yo Commish, This is WEEK SIX Dude......TSP
ReplyDeleteBlow it out your ass, McLovin'.
ReplyDeleteEat Me......you must have taken that new math at CCS
DeleteTSP
hey wait a minute--Buffalo is really good. I guess you don't remember OJ.
ReplyDeleteThe guy in the Hertz commercials? What about him?
DeleteGuy whose glove didn't fit right?
DeleteHot wife?
Uhm, before she was a dead wife...
TSP
that was Cookie Gilchrist
ReplyDeleteAlmost, Sock Puppy. Almost. Couldn't finish them off.
ReplyDeleteI'm curious about your intimate knowledge of Christopher street. Hard earned I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteSay it with me. DWI
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go frogs!! ... to jail