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Week 8, FruitBars.

(6) KSU @ Iowa State. The Cyclones are good. But KSU is better. WINNING, Q-woman.
Illinois @ (25) Michigan. McLovin', God's punishment for your undeserved diddle will be a loss to lowly Illinois. That and a  horribly inflamed thrombosed hemorrhoid clogging up the works in your tail pipe. Enjoy.
(17) Stanford @ (7) Notre Dame. Super smart science guys vs. the Inquisition. Clash of cultures in South Bend. Turn out the  lights on skHank.
(5) WVU @ Texas Tech. Remember when Texas Tech had a program? Blow. Out.
(4) Florida @ Vanderbilt. Randude looking God-like
Duke @ Virginia Tech. Honestly, the way they are sucking on a global scale? Hokies could lose this game.
Boston College @ (12) Florida State. Yawn.
TCU @ Baylor. I'm all cried out. No more tears.
Wisconsin @ Purdue. Snott, you know that if YOU beat Purdue ain't nobody giving you the diddle. Like McLovin' got.
Utah @ UCLA. Another Saturday, another punch in the nut sack, Sock Poodle.
Oregon idle. D Po spends afternoon waxing carrot.
Akron Zips @ Ohio U Brofros. WINNING.
Clemson idle. Tommy! cruises the Castro looking for lost Ben Wa balls and a game to watch.

I condemn you Man-Bitches to hell fire.
Suffer.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life