GG Week 5 Games

 

GG Week 5 Games.

Cincinnati Bearcats @ Notre Dame Golden Domers. 2:30. NBC. Saturday.

Ole Miss @ Alabama, 3:30 PM. CBS. Saturday.

Baylor Bears @ Oklahoma State Cowboys. 7 PM. ESPN2. Saturday night.

Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke,

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 4 Results

 

GG Week 4 Results.

Another week with ZERO sweeps. 

Syracuse Orange lets the gas out of  the Team Jesus bag in the Dome. Syracuse 24, Liberty 21. DogTBH and Lola picked this one.

 

Notre Dame 41 over self-loathing Wisconsin, 41 - 13 @ Soldier Field. This one deserves comment. Wisconsin was leading this game 13 -10 early in the fourth quarter due mostly to their stifling defense. Then ND housed a kick-off return. But then Graham Mertz ( the Wisco QB much maligned on this here blog) went to work. And threw two (2!) pick 6 interceptions. Wisconsin is good at one thing this year; and that's beating Wisconsin. This one had to really sting for Teeblations as he traditionally leans toward the Domers when picking a team. 

Woe. 

Tears. 

Woo-Pig-Sooie!! Repent ye non-believers! Only the Commissioner (love him!) and ScoDouche picked the Pigs in this one. Arkansas 20 over TAMU 10 @ JerryWorld in Arlington, Texas. In your FACE!

The Standings:

BroFro: Zero on the weekend. 3 total.

McLovin': 1 this week, 4 total.

Teebs. three up, three down, zero. 4 total.

DTBH: 1 on the weekend. 5 total.

Snottie: 1 on the Saturday. 5 total.

DPo: Three strikes. Zero. 5 total.

SockPuppet: 1. Total 5.

'BoSuke; 1 on the Saturday. 6 total.

Ronde': 1 on the week. 7 total.

CCS: Naught. 8 on the season. 

KBronie: Goose-egg. 5 on the year.

QXXX: Big Zero. 3 so far. Pretty bad.

Lola: 2 this week. Two! 8 on the season.

Kitten. Another. Fucking. Zero. 1 on the year. Beyond horrible.

Jimbosuke,

Blood Sacrifice For Him

BRFL Week 3 Results

 

Home school 1970

BRFL Week 3:

Mario's Ducks kick the living shit out of Stonybrook (!) 48 - 7 in Autzen Stadium.

1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up in the AP, +3 weekend, 13 total for Sock.

Cyclones 48, UNLV 3. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, no love from the AP, +2 on the Saturday, - 8, Lola.

San Diego State dumps Utah 33 -31 in Carson, California.

Naught on the weekend. Snottie's QB quits the team. - 4 the total.

Interim-coached USC opens a can on the Cougars 45 -14 on the road in Pullman.

1 for the win. - 12 for DPo.

U Buff takes Coastal Carolina to the wall but the Chanticleers win it 28 - 25 in Buffalo.

1 for the win, AP says, "Fuck you" minus 1 in the poll, screwed out of the no drop, 0 on the weekend, BroFro total remains 10.

Cincinnati 38 -24 over Indiana in a barn-burner in Bloomington.

1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, no love from the AP, +2 on the day, Kitten's total is 4.

Ole Miss with the cunt-punch blow-out over Tulane, 61 - 21 in Oxford. 

1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +4 on the AP move up, 6 point Saturday, Ronde' leads at 22.

U Wash seal-clubs Arkansas State 52 - 3 in Seattle. 

1 for the win. CCS has minus 9 on the year.

Iowa 30 over hapless Kent State 7, in Kinnick Stadium.

1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. No love. +2 weekend. Dog in second place at 19.

Ohio State sneaks by Tulsa 41 -20 in the Shoe. Something's rotten in Columbus.

1 for the win but the AP snubs the Bucks and drops them one in the AP (not that they didn't deserve it).

Zero on the weekend. Commissioner is taking on water at minus 10.

Wisconsin with the bye. The beauty of the no drop. +1 weekend. - 3 for Teebs.

UNC 59 over Virginia 39 in Chapel Hill. Kind of a "who cares?" game.

1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. +2 weekend. Minus 8 for KBronieBoy.

Georgia bitch-slaps SowCow 40 - 13 between the hedges.

1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, McLovin reaches +3 on the year. 

Jocks for Jesus drill a new asshole in Old Dominion, 45 -17 in Lynchburg.

1 for the win. QXXX and The Flame at +3 on the year. 

Junior Brown

Jimbosuke,

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 4 Games

 

GG Week 4.

Now it's getting real. 

Liberty U. @ Syracuse,  8 PM,  ACCN, Friday night.

Wisconsin vs Notre Dame, Soldier Field, Noon, Fox, Saturday.

Arkansas vs Texas A&M, Arlington, TX, 3:30 CBS, Saturday.

Roll the bones,

Jimbosuke, 

All Blessings Upon Him

GG Week 3 Results

 GG Week 3.

And then there were Sweeps. 

Alabama over Florida, 31-29.

Penn State downs Auburn, 28 - 20 in Happy Valley.

BYU lays Mormon wood to Arizona State, 27 - 17.

BroFro: 2, 3 on the year. 

McLovin: Naught, 3 on the year. Sad week for you, DingleHole.

Teebs: 2, 4 on the season.

DTBH: 1. 1!. 4 on the season. 

Snottie: 1. 4 total. Burned on the homer pick.

DPo: 2. 5 so far. You're Somebody.

SockPuppet: 2. 4 on the year. "Billy", where's the Mojo?

'Bosuke: 2. 5 on the season.

Ronde': 2. 6 on the year. Sweep dreams, Bitch. Second place is for losers.

CCS: SWEEP! 8 on the season. The Leader in the clubhouse. Hot-cha-cha!

KBron: 1. 5 on the year. Tragic weekend.

QXXX: 1. 3 on the year. Let's hear your smart-alecky bullshit now, Tool.

Lola. SWEEP! 6 on the season. Up from the ashes.

Kitten. One entry. One. One on the season. You're not Catholic are you? Because suicide is a mortal sin for Catholics and that would mean there is no way out of your dilemma unless you are willing to spend all of eternity roasting on a spit, jammed straight up your asshole, in Hell.

Jimbosuke,

Make from Your Lambs Soft Slippers for His Weary Feet

BRFL Week 2 Results, Dorks

 

BRFL Week 2 Results;

SockPuppet: Oregon jail-sexes TOSU in the Shoe, 35-28. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +8 for the AP move up, +10 the total for suck-balls SockPuppet.

Iowa State; 17-27 takes the L to Iowa at home. -5 on the AP plunge. Minus 10 the total. You're nobody now, Lola.

Utah ass-whipped by BYU 17-26 and it couldn't happen to a nicer guy. AP docks you 4, ToolPouch, and, oh yeah, I almost forgot, bend over for the REAM, another minus 5. Say hello to your new total, Minus 4.

USC implodes 28 - 42 to a not good Stanford squad. Goodbye, Clay Helton or whatever your name was. Merciless ass-rape by the AP, minus 11 AND a REAM, another minus 5. When the dust settles you're at minus 13 which (correct me if I'm wrong here) is dead fucking last, DPo. 😟.

Coastal Carolina 49-22 over woeful Kansas. Still. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. AP ups you 1. 3 point weekend for the Bro. 10 the new total.

Cincinnati 42-7 in an ass-whipping of Murray State. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, but the AP bones you with Special-Ed-AP-Math and drops you 1. Total is only +1 on the weekend, FuckTard, and you sit at 2 total.

Ole Miss opens up a can on Austin Peay, 54 -17. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, AP moves you up 3, your total is 16, Ronde'.

UDub goes down to Evil scUM 20-31. Zeros across the board and you deserve less. Remain at minus 10. Seriously, how do you live with yourself?

Iowa shit-cans Iowa State on the road 27 - 17. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, AP bestows +5 on the move up. There's a new Sherriff in town and his name is SeannieG. Leader in the clubhouse with 17 total. 

TOSU bitch-slapped in their own back yard by Oregon, 28 - 35. AP says minus 6, puts the Commissioner in deep shit at minus 10 total. Self-loathing and hostility.

Wisco beats up on East Meechy 34 -17. 1 for the win, 1 for the move up. Make it minus 4 for whoever the fuck has these assholes this year.

UNC 54 - 17 over Georgia State. Probably your only win this year. Which dipshit among you picked this turkey? I'm embarrassed for whoever you are. Sort of. Actually, fuck you. You got an undeserved 5 on the weekend to end at minus 10 which is probably your ceiling going forward. 

UGA with a merciless 56 - 7 ass-hammering of UAB. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. Ignored by the AP. 2 point weekend, Sex-With-Men, you have 1 point. ONE. Fucking. Point. 

Liberty squeaks by Troy 21 - 13. 1 for the win. This is your team, QXXX. Squeaking by Troy. You have 2 total. God how I hope you get crushed this year.

Jimbosuke, 

Lay Cakes and Candies at His Feet

GG Week 2 Results

 

GG week 2 Results;

Oregon Ducks 35 over #3 Ohio State in Columbus 28. Dark days in Buckeye-ville.

Iowa 27 over the host Cyclones 17. Iowa State losing altitude.

Arkansas Razorbacks 40 over Texas 21 in an old-fashioned seal-clubbing in Fayetteville. 

BroFro with the no-hitter. Zero week 2. 1 on the season.

McLovin 1, 3 on the season.

Teeblations 1, 2 for the season.

DogTheBountyHunter 1, 3 on the season.

Snottie 1, 3 total season.

DPo 1, 3 on the year.

Sock 1, 2 so far.

'Bosuke 1, 3 for the season.

Ronde' 2, 4 total, tied for the lead.

CCS 1, 3 for the year.

KBronie 2, 4 on the season. Co-leader.

QXXX 2. 2 total. 

Lola. Zero.1 on the year. 

Kitten. His second no-hitter. Zero on the season. Low energy guy.

Jimbosuke,

Adoration to Him

GG Week 3, Short-bus

 

GG Week 3:

Alabama @ Florida 3:30 CBS

Auburn @ Penn State 7:30 abc

Arizona State @ BYU 10:15 ESPN

Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke,

Lay Wreaths and Garlands at His Feet

BRFL Week 1 Results, Short Form

Ski-U-Mah

Here's the short version of Week 1, Bitches:

Ronde': 11  1 for the win, 5 for the move up on his landing at #20 and our first DIDDLE, DIDDLE, DIDDLE, 5 more. That's eleven, Klutzies. 

DogTheBountyHunter. Iowa. 10. Second place is for losers.

BroFro. Coastal Carolina. 7. Touchhole.

Snottie. Utah. 5. Not a believer.

Who is the asshole who has USC? I don't know. It's late. 3. Fuck you.

Cincinnati. Can't remember the Shitbird who picked them. 1. Kitten? 

QXXX. Liberty. Curb-stomped somebody called "Campbell". Really? 1, Asshole.

SockPuppet. Oregon. Zero. Die, Fucker, die. 

McLovin. UGA. Minus 1. Thanks for whuppin' up on a Turd. 7 sacks.

'Bosuke. TOSU. Minus 4. How far can you go starting Freshmen?

Who's the dumb-ass with Iowa State? Scrapes by Northern Iowa U. Minus 5.

Teebs with Wisco because he has a history of Traumatic Brain Injury times 50. Minus 6.

CCS. Minus 10 with the REAM and what looked like the most horrible pick of the season until...

...KBronie. UNC. Minus 15. Stinky. Dog. POOP.

More details later in the week.

Jimbosuke,

Thoughts and Prayers for Him

                        

GG Week 2 Games

 

GG Week 2:

Harken, BRFLers.

Oregon Ducks @ Ohio State, noon, FOX.

Iowa @ Iowa State, 4:30, abc.

University of Texas Longhorns @ Arkansas Razorbacks, 7 PM. ESPN

All Saturday games.

Roll the bones, People.

Jimbosuke,

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 1 Results

 

GG Week 1 Results;

Well.

Graham Mertz, much ballyhooed Nebraska transfer and horse's ass, personally douches the game for Wisco. With the score 16 -10 Penn State (kicker whiffed on PAT), and the Badgers set up to tie the game with 1st and goal from the, what, 6? Fumbles and loses 6. Running back loses 1. Incomplete on third down. INT on fourth down. Nice. Everybody had Wisco except eerily prescient Ronde' who was the one and only Nittany picker.

Fortunately for all of us the Randude went with Hated Clemson in the finale and, thus, no sweeps.

PSU over Wisco, 16 -10. Graham Mertz hate week started Saturday.

Iowa 34, Indiana 6. Michael Pennix Jr. fairy dust not enough in Kinnick. 

Georgia 10, Hated Clemson 3 in prime time snoozer.

BroFro 1

McLovin 2

Teebs 1

DTBountyHunter 2

Snottie 2

DPo 2

Sockpup 1

'Suke 1

Ronde' 2, never pick Hated Clemson

CCS 2

KBron 2

QXXX no entry, ignores Commissionerly text

Lola 1

Kitten 0. As in naught for three. 

Onward,

Jimbosuke,

Sing Praises to His Name

GG, Week 1 Games

 

Jump around

GG Week 1

PSU @ Wisconsin, Noon, Fox

Indiana @ Iowa, 3:30, Big Ten Network

Georgia v Clemson in Charlotte, NC, 7:30 PM, ABC

All Saturday games.

Roll the bones, Brothers and Sisters,

Jimbosuke, Anoint him with Fragrant Oils

Prepare ye for Season Fourteen

 

Brothers and Sisters,

I ran into QXXX at the Sports Center yesterday and we got to talkin' BRFL. The season is almost upon us. I'm sure you're all busy poring over your rule books but here are a few random thoughts from the BRFL back office, if you're bored;

It might take more than new unis to beat TOSU September 2nd but I like the look. It's a night game so, yeah, special. 

Here's an interesting take on how the NCAA "free transfer" rule and the NIL contracts will change the face of College Football. The good news, for the BRFL, will be that all these transfers will make for some interesting picks. All eyes are on QXXX's Liberty pick this season, what with their Auburn transfer QB and all. Of course the jury's already in on transfers. Look no farther than Ohio State last year. Despite a woeful defense the Bucks ended up in the final of the CFP riding an outstanding O-line but also Trey Sermon (Oklahoma) who put the whole team on his back through the last 3 or 4 games and Justin Fields (Georgia) who was gifted to the Chicago Bears late in the draft and is lighting up the city with big shoulders already. 

And, delving further into the Commissioner's musings, we're probably going to miss hating on the NCAA now that it's been gutted like a fish. And gutted by none other than Brett Kavanaugh who famously uttered the words, "I like beer!" during his tearful Supreme Court confirmation hearing. Brett's a douchebag, sure, but he was right about the NCAA. 

Remember when you would shit your pants and murmur "oh, noooo..." when your team's star RB was spotted driving a brand new Lincoln Navigator to the clubs on Thursday night? You'd be thinking, "3 game suspension" or "He's done, god damn it!". The whole "local car dealer" thing was like poking the NCAA with a hot fork. Now? Players be like, "Ahhhh, what the fuck, I'll take the Tahoe but I don't really love the rims."

Jimbosuke, Glad Tidings be unto Him

We're Underway

 

We're underway, People!

Jimbosuke, Commissioner for Life

BRFL Draft Days Are HERE.

The AP Poll is out.

1. Alabama

2. Oklahoma

3. Clemson

4. Ohio State

5. Georgia

6. Texas A&M

7. Iowa State

8. Cincinnati

9. Notre Dame

10. North Carolina

11. Oregon

12. Wisconsin

13. Florida

14. Miami

15. USC

16. LSU

17. Indiana

18. Iowa

19. Penn State

20. Washington

21. Texas

22. Coastal Carolina

23. Louisiana-Lafayette

24. Utah

25. Arizona State

BRFL  Draft Days are HERE.

We're underway, People.

Jimbosuke, Commissioner for Life

1. SockPuppet: Oregon Ducks #11 AP

2. Killer Bee: Iowa State Cyclones #7 AP Start at minus 4.

3. Snottie; Utah Utes #24 AP

4. DPo: USC Trojans #15 AP

5. BroFro; Coastal Carolina #22 AP

6. Kitten: Cincinnati Bearcats #8 AP Start at minus 3.

7. Ronde': Ole Miss Rebels UNRANKED

8. CCS: U of Washington Huskies #20 AP

9. DogTheBountyHunter; Iowa Hawkeyes #18 AP

10. Jimbosuke: Ohio State. #4 AP. Start at minus 7.

11. Teeblations: Wisconsin Badgers #12 AP

12. KBronieManWoman: North Carolina Tarheels #10 AP Start at minus 1.

13. McLovin: Georgia Bulldogs. #5 AP Start at minus 6.

14. QXXX: Liberty Flames. UNRANKED