GG Week 2 Results

 GG rolls on. Week 2.

Not today, Sharon.

Oklahoma 24, Michigan 13 in Norman and it wasn't that close. John Mateer runs through the Maize and Blue like shit through a tin horn. 

Sharon More's ploy to neuter his weak-ass suspension craps out. You're up, Biff Poggi. Your record at Charlotte was ass, but maybe you at least know how to manage the clock. Sharon apparently doesn't. Justice Haynes eyes the transfer portal. 

I expected a beat-down. But I got Iowa State Cyclones 16, Iowas 13. A strange and not terribly exciting game in Ames. Kirk Ferentz continues to be over paid for under performing. You may hate Ohio State but 'Dumb and Beautiful' is a lot of fun, if you've got the time.  

Well, that sucked. Arizona State goes down to The Wasteland and loses to lowly Mississippi State, 24 - 20. Up by 3 with 30 ticks on the clock and the Bulldogs on the Sun Devil 48 yard line, Arizona State is in man to man. Sounds reasonable. Three wide to the right. The middle and the widest receiver cross. Happens all the time. But the DB who has the wide man, for just a second, forgets its man to man and thinks about picking up the crosser. Blake Shappen puts it right on his Bulldog and it's lights out for 'Zona State. 

More Cow Bell. 

Q: SWEEP! 5 to go to 7. Take the lead.

Chiba: 2. Total 3.

DTBH: SWEEP! 5 to make 6. Copied Q's picks.

Lola: 1. Total 2. Head injury?

Ronde'. SWEEP! 1 to make 6. Must have changed your meds.

DPo. 0. Total 1. Why not just quit now?

Sock. 2 to make 3. Big deal.

KBro. 2 to make 4. Uh-huh.

$$uke. 2 to reach 3. Shitty.

Psycho. 1 to get to 3. Michigan?

Teebs. SWEEP! 5 to get 6. Hotcha-cha.

McLovin. 2 to reach 4. Not a big deal.

Big Dom. 2 to get 4. Nothing to write home about.

BroFro. 2 to total 4. You don't suck. Yet.

Lorne Malvo

Commissioner for Life