GG Week 3 Results

 No sweeps. The Commissioner is doing his job.

Week 3 GG Results.

Arizona 23, Kansas State 17, in Tempe. What the hell happened to Kansas State? They were supposed to be legit contenders for the Big 12 crown and people were talking about Avery Johnson winning the Heisman. This is how desperate K State is: their last three possessions of the second half ended in turn overs on downs (they also had two of those in the first half, just for fun). They asked their kicker to boot it through from 47, 48 and 62 yards (he missed all three). Avery Johnson stat line: 13 for 29 for 88 yards and no touchdowns. QBR? 11.9 (that's not good).

Arizona is 3 - 0. Running back Jemail Mahdi gains 189 on 22 totes and 32 more on 2 receptions.

Georgia 44, Tennessee 41, in Knoxville, in OT. With 7 seconds left in regulation, the Vols have the ball on the UGA 20 yard line. The 20! Third and 5 with a time out in their pocket, ball on the left hash. They can run a play to put the ball in the center of the field, call time out and walk out and kick it through for the 'W'.

But.

Some dumbass goes off sides. Now it's 3rd and 10 at the UGA 25. Still on the left hash. Fuck it, out trots 14 year old Max Gilbert, who proceeds to miss the right goal post by about 20 yards and it's overtime and it's over for Tennessee. 

To live is to suffer.

How things have changed in College Station.

SockPuppet. We called him crazy. 

Texas A&M waltzes into South Bend and sticks it to the Domers in a wild one, a shoot out, a barn-burner, whatever you want to call it. In GG, only SockPuppet and Psycho had The Faith and picked TAMU. Did I mention there were no sweeps?

Texas A&M 41, Notre Dame 40.

Q: 1. Lame. Total 8, Limpy.

Chiba: 1. 4 total. You suck.

DTBH: 0. Gutterball 4 U. 6 total.

Lola. 2. Nice try. You have 4.

Ronde'. 1. Total 7. Disaster weekend.

DPo. 1. Total 2. So pathetic.

SockPuppet. 2. Total 5. Negative thoughts.

KBro. 1. Total 5. Suicide watch.

$$uke. 1. Oh, fucking COME ON! Total 4.

Psycho. 1. Total 4. Don't like you.

Teebs. 2. Total 8. Go around acting like you know what you're doing, Tool.

McLovin. 1. Total 5. I don't know you, if anybody asks.

Big Dom. 2. Total 6. Whatever. 

BreauxFreaux. 1. You have 5. Get a check up.

Lorne Malvo

Commissioner for Life