BRFL Week 13 Results

 Week 13.

KBron. Memphis with the BYE week. Stay at +16, BronieBoy.

BigDom. SMU blows out Virginia. Ponies 33, Cavs 7. Huge win for Big D. 1 for the W, 1 for the no drop, +4 on the move up from the AP. Dom locks up a share of the lead with +43. There's no quit in this motherfucker.

BreauxFreaux. Boise State sneaks past Wyoming 17 -13 in Laramie. Don't kid yourself, Laramie is a tough place to play against a bunch of love-starved Cowboys in late November. 1 for the win, 1 for the no-drop, 1 for the move up. +3 weekend. +43 for the Bro. 

DPo. God Posse performs another ritual sacrifice by bitch-slapping the Hilltoppers of Western Kentucky U to the tune of 38 - 21. Is this a big deal? No. +15 the total. 

Ronde'. VTech loses to Duke on the road, Hokies 28, Duke Guys 31. It's been a long year for Ronde'. Probably because VTech sucks ass. +12. 

$$uke. Isaac Brown is back for the Cardinals. Pitt QB1 gets carted off. Louisville 37 - Pittsburgh 9 in ol' Kentucky. 1 for the win. +18 on the season. Oh, what could have been. Sigh. 

DawgTheBountyHunter. Colorado comes to Lawrence, Kansas and gets pushed around by the Jayhawks 37 - 21. Is Deion Sanders full of shit? Well, yeah. 1 for the win. Dawg at Zero. Again I ask, where is the DIDDLE?

Lola O. LSU bests Vandy at home, 24 - 17. Not exactly stellar, but a win is a win. +1. LSU at -2. This is the kind of shit game that your season has come down to, Lola.

Psycho. Tennesee absolutely crucifies the University of Texas El Paso, 56 - 0. Well, truck-dragging UTEP is something, I guess. Here's the weird thing; One for the win. One for the no-drop. And +3 for the move up? You beat UTEP and get +3 from the AP? Okay. Sure. +5 weekend. +26 total.

SockPuppet. Miami humiliates Wake Forest 42 - 14. Again, what the fuck?! 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop and +3 from the AP. Okay, are you shitting me? Wake Forest? You beat them AT HOME. The shame. +5 weekend. +32 on the season. Christ. 

Oh. Iowa State tops Utah by a score of 31 - 28. That's another L for Chiba. Why include this gif of David Bowie and the great Mick Ronson during the Ziggy Stardust tour? Because both Bowie and Ronson were great once but they're dead now. And Utah was pretty good too, once upon a time. Minus 11 on the season. 

Q. Florida State autopsies Charleston Southern, 41 - 7 for a rare W, and Q moves up to -21. Congratulations. 

Timmy!. Penn State holds on to beat the Golden Gophers 26 - 25 in Minneapolis. 1 for the win, 1 for the move up. I smell playoffs. +23 on the year.

McLovin. Ohio State shatters Indiana 38 - 15 in Columbus. Indianapolis is a fraud. Now everyone knows this. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. +10 for McLovin heading into The Game. 

Lance Herbstrong,

Commissioner for Life