BRFL Week 12 Results

 BRFL Week 12

KBron. Memphis takes UAB out behind the woodshed. 53 - 18, a good old fashioned ass-beat. 1 for the win. +16 season total.

BigDom. The Ponies drop Boston College in Dallas. SMU 38 - BC 28. 1 for the win, 1 for the move up and +1 AP Love, +3 weekend and, at +37, BigDom has a little somethin' goin' on.

BreauxFreaux. Boise State pummels San Jose State on the road. Broncos 42 - Whatevers 21. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and 1 for the move up. +3 weekend and the Bro has the lead with +40. Forty!?

DPo. Liberty Flames pull one out on the road against power house UMass, 35 - 34 in OT. +1 for the win. +14 on the season. Jesus Freaks acting like they don't give a shit.

Ronde'. Virginia Tech with the BYE week. +12 on the forgettable season for Ronde'.

$$uke. Louisville loses on the road at Stanford, 38 - 35, the Cardinal over the Cardinals. You know what? Fuck Louisville. The stadium in Palo Alto was maybe 1/8th full of what-the-fuck-do-I-care fans and L'ville had the (not very good) Cardinal on the ropes. Time running out and Stanford has a kicker with a tiny leg so, just to be an asshole, a Louisville DB commits a blatant personal foul out of bounds on a short completion, spots Stanford 15 yards. Stanford lines up to kick what should have been a moon shot FG but is now almost makeable for their dwarf kicker but, whoops, Louisville is off-sides trying to block the kick and, sure, let's move it up 5 more yards. Right through the uprights she goes. 

Am I pissed? Well, yeah. Minus 3 on the screaming power-dive out of the Poll and then the dreaded REAM, minus 5 more and $$uke has +17 all of a sudden. 

God damn BRFL.

DogTheBountyHunter. Kansas snuffs BYU and ends their undefeated season. On the road no less. Kansas 17, BYU 13. 1 for the win. Dog has minus 1 on the season.

ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK.

Lola. LSU goes to the Swamp and gets dumped by the Gators. Florida 27, LSU 16. Something is terribly wrong with the Bayou Bengals. His name is Brian Kelly. Oh, God. The pain is real. Minus 4 on the free fall out of the Poll and then, oh yes, the REAM for minus 5 more. Minus 9 weekend. Lola enters negative territory at minus 3.

Psycho. Georgia seal-clubs Tennessee between the hedges in Athens, Dawgs 31, Vols 17. Not sure what the fukcing deal is with Tennessee. Minus 4 from the AP. Psycho at +21. 

SockPuppet. BYE week. 1 for the no drop and you're gifted +1 from the AP. Move up to +27 on the season. 

ChibaChews. Colorado blasts The Utes in Boulder, 49 - 24. The Utes are basically, like, terrible. Again, not sure what the hell's going on with them. They suck. Let's just leave it at that. Minus 11 for Cheebs.

Q with the FSU BYE week which has to be a relief. Minus 22.

Timmy! Penn State guts Purdue in West Lafayette. Purdue is bad. Nittanys 49, Boilers 10. Tough day for Purdue Pete. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. Is Penn State good? Dunno! 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and Timmy! has +21.

McLovin. Ohio State plays with its food in a weird stadium in Evanston. They finally get around to knocking off Northwestern, again, 31 - 7, Buckeyes over Wildcats. Next up the Hosers.  1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and McLovin notches +8 on the season. 

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life