BRFL Week 11 Results

 Week 11.

K Bron. Memphis shits on Rice, 27 - 20. This was a home game. I don't consider this an impressive win. +15 the total.

Big Dom. Had the BYE. Mysteriously, the Mustangs drop one in the AP. Descend to +34 on the season. 

BreauxFreaux. Boise State drops Nevada in Boise, Idaho, 28 - 21. 1 for the win but, again, the AP can't resist fucking with you and drops you one in the poll. It's as if the weekend didn't happen. Zero. Still, +37, an impressive total. Keep the lead.

DPo. The Flames of Christ manage to handle Middle Tennessee, 37 -17. 1 for the win. Looking like a great pick that wasn't. Po with +13.

Ronde'. Takes the L from Clemson. 24 - 14 in favor of the Fightin' Dabos, and V Tech kind of sucks. Zero weekend. +12 on the year. 

$$uke. Bye week for the not-that-good Louisville Cardinals. But wait. There's more. AP showers love on the lads from Louisville leaving $$uke with +25 after the no drop and the +3 AP bump. Thanks much.

DogTheBountyHunter. Kansas Jayhawks cock-whip Iowa State, 45 - 36, at Arrowhead Stadium. DTBH was at this game in person. Oh. The rapture. +1 for the win, and now Dawg has minus 2.

Lola O. The dream dies in Baton Rouge. Alabama comes to town and kicks LSU's ass 42 - 13. No answer for Jalen Milroe. A vicious spanking by the AP (minus 7) and Lola plummets to +6 on the season. Gosh. For a time it was going so well.

Psycho. The Vols give Mississippi State a workmanlike thrashing, 33 - 14, in Knoxville. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the AP move up. +3 week makes it +25 on the season.

SockPuppet. Georgia Tech bests Miami, 28 -23. Road trip gone wrong. The AP is merciless. Minus 8. Sock drops to +25 total. Tragedy can strike at any time.

ChibaChews. Came within a whisker of turning a dismal season into something ... not so dismal. Alas. No. BYU drops Utah, 22 - 21 in Provo. Another zero weekend. Total remains minus 11.

Q. Come on. Notre Dame curb-stomps FSU 52 - 3, in South Bend. The pain is horrible. I guess. Minus 22.

Timmy!. Penn State hosts Washington U and wipes the fucking floor with them, 35 - 8. Remember when Washington was good? Me neither. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +2 from the AP. +19 the season total, which is respectable. Not great. 

McLovin. Ohio State obliterates the hapless Boilermakers in The Shoe, 45 - 0. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up. +6 on the season for Lovin. The Buckeyes may be figuring shit out.

Lance Herbstrong

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