GG Week 6 Games

 I know, I know. 

You're thinking, 'The Commissioner is slipping". 

Here I am, trotting out the Week 6 games, and you haven't even seen the Week 5 Results. Did I send out the Week 4 Results?  I can't remember. I don't want to deal with it if I didn't so, well, fuck you.

Anyhoo. My shorts.

Eat them.

Week 6 Games.

And I'll admit it. We're scraping the bottom of the barrel here because there just are not a lot of quality games being played this weekend. 

Moving on,

All Saturday games:

#9 Missouri @ #25 Texas A&M, Kyle Field, College Station, TX. Noon. abc/ESPN+.

Rutgers @ Nebraska, Memorial Stadium in ... 'a town called Lincoln, Nebraska' ("with a sawed-off shotgun by my side"), 4 PM, FS1. I'm jazzed for this game. You should be too, BITCHES.

#10 Michigan Wolverines at Washington Huskies, a rematch of last year's National Championship game. Husky Stadium, Seattle, Washington. 7:30, NBC. 

Again, the Commissioner for Life has engineered a slate of games that invites you, the BRFL Participant, to enter a possibly irreversible vegetative state, from noon until midnight on October 5th, kept alive by nothing more than a pizza, liquor and a urinal. 

Roll the bones.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life