Don't even talk to me about Excel spreadsheets and almost dead computer towers. Especially not you, DPo, not-doing-so-well-in-the-BRFL Guy.
I kicked it old school on my Gazzintas and cipherin this week and, sparing you the mathematical genius stuff, this is where you stand, Douchebillys:
KBron: +9. Coxswain.
BigDom: +9. Tool.
Breaux: +8. Fuck off.
DPo: +9. Your face. My ass.
Ronde': +8. Yesterday's scrotum.
$$uke: +21. Mega Cock.
Dawg: - 4. I hear a gas station attendant laughing.
Lola O: -1. Participation trophy.
Psycho: +12. Asshole. Liberace.
SockPuppet: +13. Compulsive masturbation.
Chiba: +2. Disordered chromosomes.
Q: - 23: Found on the road dead as fuck.
Timmy: -1. Embarrassing gerbil fetish.
McLovin: -9. No. Just ... no.
Lance Herbstrong
Commissioner for Life
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