Patrons of the BRFL,
The Commissioner's computer continues to die a slow, painful death. At this point, when I tickle the magic plastic keys, I never really know, for sure, what I'm going to get.
And neither do you.
Just to be clear? That's your problem. Not mine. Okay? Continuing.
I guess there won't be any fancy jpegs or gifs this week (since my computer greets attempts at posting such things as those with a jolly, 'Fuck You!')
Yet still. Here's how it went down in GG World, Week 2.
Texas pulls into Ann Arbor and opens a can of whoop-ass on the Wolverines. 31 - 24 the final.
Syracuse (?!) moves to 2 - 0 after downing the visiting Georgia Tech eleven, 31 - 28.
The Cyclones from Iowa State roll into Kinnick Stadium and establish, once and for all, that Kirk Ferentz is probably one of the most overpaid, underpowered assholes in America. 20 - 19, the 'Clones hand the Hawkeyes the L in Iowa City.
Check out the spread sheet attachment in the email I sent you to fully understand how worried you should be.
Lance Herbstrong
Commissioner for Life
But ... wait a minute ... the intrepid Commissioner found a work-around. How 'bout that Commissioner?
See that hand waving in the back? With the black wrist band and the white tape on the thumb? That's Seth McLaughlin, TOSU center, waving goodbye to true freshman Jeremiah Smith as Smith runs away from the Western Meechy Broncos to the end zone. You love to see it.
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