GG Week 10 Games

GG Week 10.

(#12 AP) Auburn Tigers @ Texas A&M (#13), 3:30 PM, CBS

(#11) Oklahoma State Cowboys @ West Virginia (unranked), 3:30 ESPN

(unranked) Tennessee Volunteers @ Kentucky (#18), 7 PM  ESPN2

It just keeps getting more difficult.

There were no sweeps last week.

That's okay.

Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke,

Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 8 Results

 BRFL Week 8 Results.

Oregon 34, UCLA 31 in Pasadena. A barn-burner as the UCLA back-up almost pulls it out. What's with the paint-spatter Oregon unis? Annoying. 

1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +3 for the move-up from the AP and where the fuck that came from I'll never know. +3 for a win over UCLA? Yank me. +5 on the weekend for SockPuppet. +15 the total. 

Iowa State 24, Oklahoma State 21. What? Yeah. This is Big 12 football. 1 for the win. +3 for breaking into the AP at #22. And...DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! +5 makes it a 9 point weekend for Lola. Minus 13 the total and dumping Okie State may have saved your season. 

 Utah 34, Oregon State Beavers 42. Who among us wasn't convinced Utah was going to win this game handily? Instead they got cock-whipped in Corvallis and they continue to suck with a 4 and 3 record which, frankly, surprises me because they seem so much worse than that. 

Zeros across the board. Seems like only yesterday when I was talking about an imminent diddle for the Utes. Fuck the Utes. Fuck them. Snottie with minus 1.

USC 16, Notre Dame 31. Where was this game played? Nobody gives a shit. Remember when this game was a big deal? No more. Battle of the Has-Beens. Brian Kelly chugging Maalox. DPo logs zeros. Remains at minus 11. 

Coastal Carolina 27, App State 30. Coastal Carolina runs for a total of 55 yards. BroFro sad, angry face.

The milk of human kindness is in short supply at AP headquarters. Screaming, 10 point power dive to  land at +10 on the season. Hurting is a part of healing.

Cincinnati 27, Navy 20. Every game against a service academy is a potential upset. The Bearcats survive. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +19 the total for Kitten who could be cradling the Liberace when this is all over with. This marks the first post without a Kitten graphic in Kitten BRFL history.

Ole Miss 31 over rudderless LSU 17. Ed Orgeron too busy hitting on gas station patrons to be bothered with a game plan and Ronde' capitalizes with the 'W' in Oxford. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, and +2 love-strokes from the AP to pull in at +32 and back in the lead.

Washington U 21, Arizona 16. This was a "who cares?" game if I've ever seen one. But Washington is starting to play better football and it's possible, but not likely, that CCS will dig out of Hell's ditch and  be able to go out to dinner someplace other than Applebee's after this season. 

+1 for the win puts the CCS-meister at minus 7 on the season. 

You make a shitty pick, that becomes your journey. 

Iowa with the BYE. 

+1 for the no drop. AP just goes totally off the reservation and moves the loser Hawkeyes up 2 in the poll. What's up with that? Bullshit is what. +3 weekend for DogFace. +24 the total. 

Ohio State 54, Indian 7, a bloodbath in Bloomington. Tom Allen (Indy coach) last year famously made a case for Indiana going to the CFP (!?) instead of TOSU because he didn't feel that Ohio State had "played enough games". Tell that to Clemson. 

Ryan Day is not a nice man. He beat Tom Allen like a little bitch at home.

Which earned this game recognition as the Commissioner's Box Score of the Week:

TOSU 352 yds through the air vs. 80 by the mighty Hoosiers.

TOSU 187 and three TDs on the ground vs. 48 by the CFP worthy Tom Allens.

5 sacks. 14 TFLs.

1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. Jimbosuke at +3 on the season.

Wisconsin 30, Purdue 13 in West Lafayette. 

Paul Chryst continues to play "Mertz-ball". Graham Mertz 5/8 for 52 yards but...wait for it... Graham M. also puts it on the ground for a strip sack scoop and score for the Boilers! Still. A win is a win. 

+1 for Teeblations. Total minus 12 on the season.

UNC. BYE. Sweet music to Bronie ears. Naught into naught equals naught. Minus 15 on the year.

UGA. BYE. Is McLovin's judgement day nigh? A date with the Gators this weekend in J'ville. DUUUVAL! 1 for the no drop. +13 total.

Bible Thumpers 35, U North Texas 26. Well, la-dee-dah. A win over mighty UNT. +1 for the win and Jesus can have extra gravy tonight. QXXX with +6 Total. 

Jimbosuke,

Rock-stone is My Pillow.

 

GG Week 8 Results

 

GG Week 8 Games.

That was disappointing.

Oregon edges UCLA 34 - 31 in a tight one. No Cinderella story-book finish for the Bruins.

Pittsburgh pecker-slaps Clemson 27 - 17 and almost everyone is as happy as can be.

Utah. Just, you know, fuck Utah. Utah 34, Oregon State Beavers 42. One person picked O State.

BroFro. 1 to go to 15. Check your altimeter, Bro. You are losing altitude.

McLovin. 2 to go to 11. You are not as lousy as you formerly were. Congratulations.

Teebs. 2 to go to 11. For you, this represents progress.

DogTheBountyHunter. 1 to go to 9. Still in single digits, SuckGuy.

Snottie. No entry. Zero. Stay at 16.

DPo. 2 to go to 19 total. Utah. 

SockPuppet. 2 to go to 13. You had Utah.

'BoSuke. 1 to go to 16. Fuck you all.

Ronde'. 1 to go to 12. You are on the cusp of flat-out shitty.

CCS. 1 to go to 15. Mediocrity is your passion.

KBron. 1 to go to 18. A setback. Sad. You need these points.

QXXX. 2 to go to 10. A glimmer of hope. Unfortunately for everyone.

Lola. SWEEP!!  Add 5 to go to 18. IT IS ALIVE! Tied for the lead. 

Kitten. 2 to go to 14. Utah was your pick.

Let's move on.

Jimbosuke,

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 9 Games

GG Week 9 Games.

#6 evil *ichigan @  #8 *ichigan State, East Lansing, MI, Noon, Fox.

Texas Longhorns @ #16 Baylor Bears, on the banks of the Brazos, Noon, abc.

#10 Ole Miss @ #18 Auburn, at the loveliest village on the plains, 7 PM, ESPN.

Time to focus. 

Roll the bones. 

Jimbosuke,

Commissioner for Life

 

BRFL Week 7 Results

BRFL Week 7 Results.

Oregon gets by Cal 24 - 17 in Autzen Stadium. Oregon is beat up. Still. Travis Dye runs for 145 on just 19 totes.

1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. Another inexplicable 'fuck you' from the AP directed at the Ducks. +1 on the weekend. SockPuppet with +10 on the year.  

Iowa State waxes Kansas State 33 - 20 in Manhattan. Cyclones try to dig out of a big old hole. +1 for the win. Lola crawls to minus 22 on the season.

Utah plants #18 Arizona State in Salt Lake City 35 -21, the final. Utah sneaking up on the diddle. But not yet. Just +1 for the win and Snottie reaches minus 1 on the season.

USC with the BYE. Maybe they can settle the fuck down and salvage something from what's looking like (another) God awful season. DPo bags a zero and stays at minus 11 which is, if we're being honest, pretty bad.

Coastal Carolina also with the BYE. Yet 1 for the no drop and +1 from the AP on the move up and it's a 2 point weekend for doing absolutely nothing. And BroFro reaches +20.

Cincinnati abuses UCF 56 -21 at home. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and +1 for move up to #2 in the land. Luke Fickell uber alles. Kitten climbs the mountain to +17.

Ole Miss visits Tennessee and gets pelted with water bottles, beers, condiments and golf balls but walks away with the 'W' 31 - 26. Ronde' gets 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and 1 for the move up to #12. Back out front with +28 on the year. 

UCLA 24, Wash U 17, CCS logs another 'L' as the season from Hell rolls on. NAUGHT. Stay at minus 8, Husky Boy.

Purdue molests Iowa 24 - 7 in Iowa City. Oh, the Humanity. Iowa. Not supposed to lose in Kinnick Stadium. But this is Purdue. They will always have some guy that you can't cover and he'll go off for 240 yards on 11 catches and 1 TD which is...oh...about a 21.8 yd average with a long of 60 yards. 

The AP is merciless. Minus 9 on the free-fall from #2 to #11. DogTBH demoted to second place with 21 total. Sad, sad face.

TOSU with the BYE. But wait. There's more. 1 for the no drop. 1 for the move up, for no apparent reason. Out of the Darkness and into the Light. The Commissioner has +1. 

Wisconsin. Badgers nip Army 20 -14 at home. Paul Chryst finally figures out how to keep a lid on the Graham Mertz interceptions; don't let him throw it. Mertz: 8/15 for a 112 yds. And yes, Mr. Turnover put the ball on the ground and lost a fumble anyway. Still, +1 for the win and Teebs limps to minus 13 on the season. 

Regrets. You've had a few. 

UNC survives a visit from the Miami Hurricanes 45 - 42. This is ACC football. +1 for the win. KBron stumbles forward with minus 15 on the season. 

Georgia manhandles Kentucky, 30 - 13 between the hedges. And it's really not even that close. This was supposed to be a challenging game for Georgia. It wasn't. Instead this game gets recognized with the Commissioner's Box Score of the Week, which usually implies a complete beetling of one team or another. 

Georgia defense. Holds Kentucky to 51 yds on the ground. 3 sacks, 8 TFLs, 3 passes defended. Kentucky didn't even get over 200 yds receiving. Still... Georgia's offense is not that great. 

McLovin has reached his ceiling. #1 in the land. 1 for the no drop. 1 for the win. +12 total.

University of Louisiana Monroe 31, Men of God 28. What is that, 2 losses now? A disturbing fall from Grace for the defending champion. Naught into naught equals naught. Hang on by your fingernails at +5, QXXX.

Jimbosuke,

May he lie down beside cool waters. 

GG Week 7 Results

 

GG Week 7 Results.

Nebraska loses to Minnesota, 30 - 23. More on this later.

NC State Wolfpack boat-races Boston College 33 -7 on the road.

UCLA Bruins 24, Washington 17. Huskies drop another one at home. 

Should we talk about Nebraska?

And The Tragedy of Adrian Martinez? 

Adrian Martinez is a really good athlete. But Nebraska is not a good team. The fact that fucking 12 out of 14 of us chose 'Braska to win this game in Minneapolis speaks volumes about what we think about Golden Gopher football. 

Watching this game was like suffering through the flu, malaria and a break-up all at the same time. 

All game long I had to listen to some douche named Brock Huard (whose best years as a QB were his years at Puyallup High in Washington) shit-slam Martinez over and over for "not making good decisions". And, yeah, intentionally grounding the ball while you're in the pocket in your own end-zone trailing by 5 with 4:53 left in the fourth quarter is a really, really bad decision. Because it's a safety. But, like, fuck you, Brock. Huard. From Puyallup High. 

BroFro: 1, the easy one, total 14. Don't be proud.

McLovin: 1 to go to 9, Loser.

Teebs: 1 to go to 8. Talk about tragic.

DTBH: 0. Whiffed on all three. What's your deal this year? 8

Snottie: 1 to go to 16. Boston College?

DPo: 2 to go to 17. Leader.

SockPuppet; 2 to go to 11.

'BoSuke: 2 to go to 15. 

Ronde': 1 to go to 11.

CCS: 2 to go to 14. Scrappy.

KBron: 2 to go to 17. Wash U? Even CCS didn't pick them. Co-leader.

QXXX: 1 to go to 8. Another Huskie fan.

Lola: 2 to go to 13. Washington not good to you.

Kitten: 1 to go to 12. Betrayed by BC.

Jimbosuke, 

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 8 Games

GG Week 8 Games.

Slim pickings this week, Brothers and Sisters.

These are all Saturday games:

Oregon(#10) @ UCLA, 3:30 PM ABC. 

Clemson @ Pitt Panthers (#23), 3:30 ESPN.

Utah @ Oregon State, 7:30 PM, PAC12.

GG be a tight race this year.

Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke, 

Commissioner for Life

 

BRFL Week 6 Results

 

BRFL Week 6.

Hot damn what a weekend.

Oregon with the BYE. BORIIIIING! Just to be assholes, the AP moves you down 1. Because they can. A blatant 'fuck you' move by the Almighty Pollsters sends you down to +9, SockPuppet.

Iowa State Cyclones. BYE. Could have been worse but, still. So lame. And so sad. It's about zeroes across the board and Lola has minus 23. Maybe get those chakras aligned heading into week 7?

Utah. Lowly. Fucking. Utah. 42 - 26 over super-underachieving USC in the Coliseum. Snottie notches the win and there are signs of life in Salt Lake City. Minus 2 for the Snotster.

USC. See above. A program in complete disarray. The suffering  may get worse. DPo sticks at minus 11.

Coastal Carolina 52, Arkansas State Red Wolves 20. The Red Wolves suck. Still, the Chanticleers piled up 685 total yards of offense. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. The AP is unimpressed (Red Wolves), so no love. 2 on the weekend. BroFro with +18 total.

Cincinnati Bearcats gut Temple, 52 - 3 in the Queen City. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, AP loves a good bullying so they tack on 2 more for the move up. 4 point weekend. Kitten has a respectable +14 on the year. 

The Ole Miss Runnin' Rebels outlast the Razorbacks 52 -51. How do you feel about what's-his-name going for 2 there at the end? I see the logic. You haven't stopped Ole Miss all day and it's hot as fuck in Oxford. You go for the deuce. Loser. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. The AP just loves the shit out of this one and ladles on 4 more. 6 point Saturday. Ronde' with +25.

University of Washington Huskies with the BYE. Naught is naught. CCS with minus 8.

Iowa gets recognized with the Commissioner's Box Score of the Week. 23 -20 over Penn State, the Hawkeyes somehow manage to win this bloodbath in Iowa City. Every other play, someone is writhing on the turf. PSU lives in the Iowa backfield; 3 sacks, 11 TFLs, 6 QB Hurries and a pick. How does Penn State lose? 

QB Sean Clifford is their leading rusher with 36 yards, that's how. And he got pretzeled and staggered to the locker room with some kind of horrible, hemorrhaging internal wound in the second quarter. 

And, oh yeah, the home team picks Clifford twice and the other douche twice more, that'll help you lose. DogTBH, one for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 from the AP to move up to #2 (?!), 3 point total and 28 on the year.

TOSU pummels Maryland in the Shoe 66 - 17. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop and a little love from the AP with 1 more. Maryland entered the game without their two starting corners then watched three more get dragged off so it's hard to know what this game means. +3 for Jimbosuke to land at minus 1.

How much is Illinois struggling? Wisconsin 24, Illinois 0 in Champaign. Graham Mertz still makes time for an interception. Teeblations smiles through the tears. 1 for the win. Minus 14.

UNC. Another weekend, another humiliating loss. This time it's Florida State U 35, UNC 25. FSU outscores UNC 35 - 7 in the second and third quarters. This is a discouraging situation. Zeroes. BronieBro at minus 16.

There's a new team to hate and that's Georgia. Bulldogs nut-stomp Auburn 34 -10 on the Plains and McLovin gets one for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 on the move up to #1 and damned if the Lovin doesn't have +10 already. I'm not "okay" with it.

Liberty Flames 41, Middle Tennessee Blue Raiders 13. What a blow to the Blue Raider fan base, all 3 of them. What would Jesus do? He'd take the fucking win and the one point that goes with it and, like QXXX, go to +5 on the season. 

Let go and let Jimbosuke, Commissioner for Life.

GG Week 6 Results

GG Week 6 Results.

Ole Miss wins a shoot-out with Arkansas 52 - 51 in Oxford. No Pig Sooie. 

Penn State goes down in Kinnick Stadium, 23 - 20, they lose to Iowa. You wonder what all those kids with cancer are thinking looking down on the field watching perfectly healthy people go full man-slaughter and try to put each other in the hospital with...them. One of the corniest routines in the B1G Ten. Tired of it. 

Reason #523 that I hate Iowa.

Oklahoma and Texas put on a show. Sooners 55 over Longhorns 48. Spencer Rattler's Heisman hype hits a wall and his ass hits the pine.

BroFro. SWEEP! 5 to go to 13. The 'Fro searches for relevance in this year's contest.

McLovin. 2. You and your Texas bullshit. Total 8.

Teebs. 1. Jesus Christ, Bro. What the fuck is the problem here? 7 total.

DogTheBountyHunter. 2. The ol' Texas Bend Over. You have 8 and are nobody.

Snottie. SWEEP! 5 to go to 15. Ka-ching!!! Tied for the lead.

DPo. SWEEP! 2 in a row for Snottie and the Po. Butt-buddies? Wouldn't surprise me. 5 to go to 15.

SockPuppet. 2. The Texas Two step, eh, Rimmer? 9.

'BoSuke. SWEEP! First of the year and it just feels so right. 5 to go to 13.

Ronde'. 2. How brief the glory. 8.

CCS. 2. Never trust Texas. Word. 12 total.

KBronieBoy. SWEEP! 5 to go to 15 and tied for the lead. Hotcha-cha!

QXXX. 2. Played the Texas card. How'd that work out? 7. That's tied for last place, BTW.

Lola. 2. Not fooled by Texas but...the Pigs? Really? Total is 11.

Kitten. "Texas Low Energy Guy. 2. Total 8. Meow." After further review, the ruling on the field is that the Kitten actually entered "Oklahoma" on his ballot (see comments, GG Week 6 Games) and is therefore awarded a SWEEP! 5 to go to 11. He is Kitten. Hear him roar. 

Jimbosuke,

Draw Closer Unto Him

GG Week 7 Games

 

GG Week 7 Games: 

Nebraska @ Minnesota Golden Gophers.

Noon. ESPN 2

NC State @ Boston College

7:30 PM, ACCNetwork

UCLA @ Washington U Huskies

8:30, FOX

Show me you've got something.

Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke,

May His Sins Be Forgiven

BRFL Week 5 Results

Kelly O'Hara, Stanford Cardinal

GG Week 5 Results:

Fear the Tree. Stanford over Oregon, 31 - 24 in OT. Sock takes it in the sack from the Almighty AP. You called it, Boys, minus 5 on the drop. Your new total is +10

Iowa State cock-whips lowly Kansas 59 - 7 and Lola claws back 1 point. Still hurting at minus 23 total.

Utah spares Snottie pain with the BYE week. Naught into naught equals naught, Jethro. Minus 3.

The Po and his Trojans put it to the Buffs in Boulder, USC 37, Colorado 14. Add one to total minus 11.

Coastal Carolina with the truck-dragging of ULou Monroe, 59 - 6. BroFro en fuego. 1 for the win, 1  for  the no drop, move up one in the AP, 3 on the weekend, + 16 total and look who's fondling the Old Piano Pounder.

Kitten and the Bearcats do the Great State of Ohio proud giving Brian Kelly the old Altar Boy treatment in South Bend, Indiana. Cincinnati 24, Notre Dame 13. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +2 move up to #5, 4 pointer on the weekend, + 10 the total. 

Speaking of the Altar Boy treatment, Satan schools Lane Kiffin and pops Ronde's balloon with a 42 - 21 drubbing of Ole Miss in Tuscaloosa. AP shows a little clemency here with only a 5 point drop. Ronde' still cruisin', + 19 the total. 

Fuck around and find out, Joey Freshwater. 

Oregon State is really good. So beating Washington 27 - 24 comes as kind of a shock. Sure, CCS takes the "L" (again) and gets zero on the weekend but...are the Huskies improving?

Dunno'! 

CCS at minus 8 which, for this year's shit-show, is respectable.

Holy shit. Iowa dismembers Maryland on the road 51 - 14. 

This game earns the Commissioner's Box Score of the Week recommendation. DogTBH and his Hawkeye's pressure Taulia Tagovailoa into 5 (5!) interceptions and they even picked one off some guy named Reece Udinski to make it a 6 pack. And they did this with ZERO SACKS. 

Dog with 1 on the win, 1 for the no drop, gets love from the AP with 2 more on the move up to #5 and it's +25 for the new leader.

TOSU ass-hammers Rutgers 52 - 13 in Piscataway. It helped that Rutgers played like Rutgers. 

Still. +1 for the win. +1 for the no drop. AP shows so much love (Rutgers?!) with 4 more. +6 on the Saturday. Commissioner at minus 4 total. 

Pour a little out for Brother Tim. Wisconsin showcases their trademark second half no-show routine and takes a douching from Meechy, 38 - 17 in formerly dreaded Camp Randall Stadium. 

Even if the Badgers had a BYE they would lose because Paul Chryst would find a way to beat himself. 

Goose eggs across the board and you stay at minus 15, Teebs. 

UNC gets the win 38 - 7 over lowly Duke in a battle of basketball schools. Ugh. KMan with 1 for a minus 16 total. Urban Meyer snatch-grab scandal salvages the weekend for Bronie-Boy.

Georgia beats the ass off of Arkansas in Athens, 37 - 0 the shut out. That's McLovin creeping up your butt-crack like ill fitting trousers, People. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. +7 the total. 

QXXX. Liberty kicks the shit  out of UAB on the road, 36 -12. Team Jesus with 1 on the weekend for a total of +4.

Jimbosuke,

Swaddle Him in Soft Linens

GG Week 5 Results

Luke Fickle will kick your ass

GG Week 5 Results.

Ole Miss gets an ass-whupping in Tuscaloosa. Rebs 21, Tide 42. Not this year, Lane.

Cincinnati takes a giant shit on Notre Dame in South Bend; Bearcats 24, Domers 13. 

And fuck you, Brian Kelly.

Oklahoma State bests Baylor in T. Boone Pickens Stadium, 24 -14. This one calls for some bloviation by the Commissioner. 

First, Jaylen Warren. All 5'8" and 215 pounds of him. This fucker was supposed to be the back-up to the back-up of the back-up at RB in Stillwater this year. Instead, everybody gets hurt and it's 36 god damn carries (36!) for 125 yds and 2 TDs vs Baylor in the Iron Skillet game (no, I'm not making this shit up), as this tiny son-of-a-bitch, whose right leg is bigger than two of me, basically owns the Bears for... Four...Fucking...Quarters. This bastard started out at Snow Junior College, whatever the fuck that is, where he was just the NJCAA National Player of the Year and some sort of academic All American as if that makes a tiny dick's worth of difference. Then he graduates and goes to Utah State (UTAH STATE!?) where he continues to run all over everybody like a bull with his nuts on fire and then, fucking THEN, he enters the transfer portal and ends up playing for the damn Okie State Cowboys and blowing up my sweep. That, My Friends, SUCKS. 

Second, did you watch this game? Did you see what a hell hole T. Boone Pickens Stadium is? It's like a cage match only with a football game in it. And those fans? Okay, to be honest? I sometimes drive around Otsego County, not on purpose but, like, when I'm going to the dump or Stewarts or something? And I notice how everybody looks kind of like a mutant or as if they were in a costume for a holiday or a party that I don't know about? But these fucking people in T. Boone Pickens Stadium? These people are some serious freaks. Banging their god damned Poke Paddles on the wall all game and gibbering like idiots at the top of their lungs. I don't think I would feel safe in Oklahoma.

Just, I mean, will you LOOK at them?

BroFro. SWEEP! 5 to go to 8 on the season.

McLovin'. 2 to go to 6.  Very 'meh'.

Teeblations. 6 total. Jesus. Oh God. You need every GG point you can get, Homes.

DTBH. 1(One) to go to 6. Sad.

Snottie. SWEEP! You step up to 10 total, Mr. Somebody.

DPo. SWEEP! It's SO easy. You've got 10 too. 

SockPuppet. 2 to go to 7. Punch the PuppetMaster in his face.

'BoSuke. 2 to go to 8. Baylor. Dave Aranda. No fucking bueno, Dave. 

Ronde'. 1 to go to 8. How the mighty have fallen. 

CCS. 2 to go to 10. Like a desperate dog fighting over a bone.

KBronie. SWEEP! Git r' dun and go to 10 total. Self-esteem? This may be as close as you ever get.

QXXX. 2 to go to 5. On the year. No, I'm not laughing. Really. I'm not.

Lola. 1. That's pathetic. But you still have 9 total. 4 more than QXXX.

Kitten. SWEEP! What the FUCK?! Who is this asshole? Now you have 6. Uh...great. 

Jimbosuke,

Keep Him Safe and Warm

Jaylen Warren, 36 totes for 125 and 2 TDs

GG Week 6 Games

 

GG Week6:

Arkansas @ Ole Miss. Pigs in Oxford, Noon, ESPN.

Penn State @ Iowa. Amish Turds visit Sod Busters, 4 PM, FOX

Oklahoma Sooners vs Texas Longhorns. Red River Rivalry. Cotton Bowl, Dallas, TX. Noon, ABC.

Show me what you got, Bitches.

Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke,

Commissioner for Life