GG Results, WKU round

Western Kentucky Hilltoppers 23 - 20 over W Meechy, in OT, with the 52 yd FG.
Louisville 38 over Mississippi State 28.
Cal drops Illinois 35 - 20.

BroFro; 2 to go to 74.
Dpo; SWEEP! 5 to go to 66.
CCS; Deuce to go to 61. Relentless climb.
Q; Absolute zero to stay at 59.
Kitten; SWEEP! to go to 58. Kitten turning up the volume here in the late going.
Obama; 2 to go to 56.
KBron; 0 to stay at 54. Poor showing.
'BoSuke; SWEEP! And it's about time. 5 to go to 55.
Snottie; 2 to go to 54.
SeannieG; Big fat zero to stay at 52.
Ronde': 2 to go to 51.
McLovin: 2 to go to 50.
SockPuppet; SWEEP! 5 to go to 49.
Timmy!; Just a face on a milk carton and a sad story. 36.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG, Semifinals Round

Well.
That sucked.

Memphis is plowed under by Penn State, 53 - 39.
LSU carpet bombs Oklahoma, 63 - 28 in a snoozer.
Clemson bests Ohio State 29 - 23. Not going to mention the questionable replay calls.

BroFro; SWEEP! 5 to leap to 72.
DPo; SWEEP! 5 to go to 61.
Q; SWEEP! 5 to go to 59. XX on fire.
CCS; SWEEP! 5 to go to 59, moving up one more spot.
KBron; 2 to go to 54.
Obama; SWEEP! 5 to go to 54. This is her third sweep in a row. If only she'd bet the ranch.
Kitten; SWEEP! 5 to go to 53.
Snottie; 2 to go to 52.
SeannieG; 2 to go to 52.
'BoSuke; 2 to go to 50. Grief counseler arriving at 6.
Ronde'; SWEEP! 5 to go to 49.
McLovin; 1 to go to 48.
SkHank; SWEEP! 5 to go to 47.
SockPuppet; 2 to go to 44.
Timmy!; No entry. Hardened bunker, bottled water and a ton of canned food. 36.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG, TAMU round

GG, the Texas A&M Round.
Major shake  up.

North Carolina horse whips Temple, 55 -13.
Texas A&M looks blimpworthy besting Oklahoma State 24 - 21.
Iowa thumps USC 49 - 24. They were up a couple scores before they put the latest USC QB out.

BroFro; SWEEP! Back to form with 5 to go to 67. That's a lot.
DPo; Slips a gear with 1 to go to 56. Like the moxie, even though it didn't work out.
Q; 1 to go to 54.
CCS; SWEEP! 5 to go to 54 yo as the Chipster quietly continues his climb.
KBronie; 2 to make 52.
Snottie; SWEEP! 5 to go to 50.
SeannieG; SWEEP! 5 to go to 50. Butt buddies much?
Obama; SWEEP! Second sweep in a row. Making a strong move. 5 to go to 49.
Kitten; deuce. 48.
'BoSuke; dubble. 48.
McLovin; SWEEP! 5 to go to 47. Holy. Shit.
Ronde'; 2 to go to 44.
SockPuppet; 1 to go to 42. Kind of just wish it was over, Sock?
SkHank; 2 to go to 42.
Timmy!; No entry. Devil's Island chain gang. No time for sports.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

GG, UCF Round Results

GG game results from 12/23 and 12/26:

UCF rolls Marshall 48 - 25.
Louisiana Tech takes advantage as Miami leaves their offense home. 14 - 0 the final.
Pitt bests E. Meechy 34 - 30. You may never see another game where the QB leading a desperate end of game drive to win gets ejected for punching two defenders and a ref. Impressive.

BroFro; 2 to go to 62. Slippin'?
DPo; SWEEP! 5 to go to 55.
Q, XX; SWEEP! 5 to go to 53. It's a magical year.
Komronovich; 1 to go to 50. Marshall?
CCS; 2 to go to 49.
Kitten; 2 to go to 46.
'BoSuke; 2 to go to 46.
Snottie; deuce to get to 45.
SeannieG; double tap to get to 45.
Obama; SWEEP! 5 to go to 44. Clawing her way back. Looking for that XX rating.
McLovin; 1 to go to 42. Poor performance. Another Marshall fan.
Ronde'; 2 to go to 42.
SockPuppet; 2 to go to 41.
SkHank; 2 to go to 40.
Timmy!; No entry. El Chapo tunnel complex. Naked and afraid. 36.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 15 Results

GG Week 17 Results;

BroFro; 2 to go to 60. Fooled on the SMU game.
DPo; 1 to go to 50. You don't need Lane Kiffin to beat SMU.
KBronie; SWEEP! Nobody messes with Komronovich this week. 5 to go to 49.
Q; 2 to go to 48. I don't care how many injuries FAU has they're still beating SMU 90% of the time.
CCS; Another SMU sucker. 2 to go to 47.
Kitten; 2 to go to 44. Boise mistake.
'BoSuke; 2 to go to 44. Dumb shit Boise pick.
Snottie; Bets the favorites. Not helpful. 1 to go to 43.
SeannieG; 2 to go to 43. Buggered by Boise.
McLovin; 2 to go to 41. FIU? Retard much?
Ronde'; 1 to go to 40. Words fail me.
Obama; 1 to go to 39. At least you stayed away from FIU.
SockPuppet; 2 to go to 39. The Ponies? Really?
SkHank; 1 to go to 38. Horrible showing.
Timmy!; No entry. Deep cover. Triple chastity belt. 36.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

GG Bowl Calendar

GG Bowl Calendar:

Unless otherwise specified each three game group pays one for each win, 5 for the sweep.

UCF v Marshall, 2:30 PM ESPN, 12/23
Louisianna Tech  v Miami (Fla), 4 PM ESPN, 12/26
Pitt v Eastern Meechy, 8, ESPN, 12/26.

North Carolina v Temple, 12, ESPN, 12/27
(#25) Oklahoma State v Texas A&M, 6:45 ESPN, 12/27
(#22) USC v (#16) Iowa, 8 ESPN, 12/27

(#17) Memphis v (#10) Penn State, "You numba 10, Penn State!", 12 ESPN, 12/28
(#4) Oklahoma v (#1) LSU, 4 PM ESPN, 12/28
(#3) Clemson v (#2) Ohio State, Men of the Scarlet and Grey!, 8 PM ESPN, 12/28

Western Kentucky U v Western Meechy, 12:30 ESPN, 12/30
Mississippi State v Louisville,  4 PM ESPN, 12/30
Cal v Illinois, 4 PM, FOX

(#23) Navy v Kansas State, 3:45 ESPN, 12/31
Wyoming v Georgia State, 4:30 PM, CBSSN, 12/31
(#11) Utah v Texas, 7:30 PM, ESPN

(#14) Michigan Wolverines v (#13) Bama, 1 PM ABC, 1/1
(#6) Oregon Ducks v (#8) Wisconsin, 5 PM ESPN, 1/1
(#5) Georgia Bulldogs v (#7) Baylor

National Championship Game,
8 PM, 1/13, ESPN.
This is complicated.
You enter this round with 3 points if you predicted the winners of the semifinals back on 12/28.
If you don't pick the winner of the Natty, you keep those 3 points for this round.
If you got only one of those semifinal picks correct you enter this round with stoogatz. If you pick the winner of the Natty you get a point. That's all. 1.
If you enter this last round with 3 points for nailing both semis and you pick the winner of the Natty you get 5 points total for the round.

*Note, you can pick these games all at once or one group at a time, based on dates.

Carefully roll those bones,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 17; Dawn of the Bowls

The final leg of GG begins.
There are 40 bowl games, including the Natty.
We are going to run about half of those.
Too short notice for the Buffalo game (tomorrow).

Saturday, December 21;

SMU Ponies v Florida Atlantic U, 3:30 ESPN
Florida Internationa. v Arkansas State, 5:30 ESPN
(#19) Boise State v Washington U Huskies, 7:30 ABC

The full menu of games coming up.

Roll the bones especially well in the next few weeks, Brothers and Sisters,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Army v Navy Results

Army Navy GG Results:

Army 7, Navy 31.

BroFro; 1 to go to 58.
DPo; 1 to go to 49.
Q; 1 to go to 46.
CCS; 1 to go to 45.
KBronie; 1 to go to 44.
Kitten; 0, 42.
'BoSuke; 1 to go to 42.
Snottie; 1 to go to 42.
SeannieG; 1 to go to 41.
McLovin; 0, 39.
Ronde'; 0, 39.
Obama; 1 to go to 39.
SockPuppet; 0, 37.
SkHank; 1 to go to 37.
Timmy!; 0, 36.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Army Navy

Army vs. Navy, Lincoln Financial Field, Philadelphia, PA.
3 PM, CBS

Here's how it works. Navy is a heavy, heavy favorite. You choose Navy and win, get one point. You choose Army and win, you get 5 points.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Conference Championships Weekend Results

Conference Championships;

Q, XX, Queen of the BRFL; Oregon comes in to the PAC-12 Championship and just murders the Utes, 37 - 15. This game was over in the first quarter when the Utes figured out that Oregon was just incredibly pissed off and ready for their Ute bullshit. 

A Conference Championship win "pays" 5 points. (Read the Living Document, Season 13 version). 5 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +6 as the AP goes crazy with the move up. Hello? +12 weekend?! Had 19 now leads the pack with +31. 

Jimbosuke; Oregon beats the living hell out of Utah, 37 -15. A total disaster from start to finish. AP looks on with disgust. Minus 7 the sickening plunge. +24 the new total.

SeannieG; Oklahoma 30 over Baylor 23 in OT. Oh, the joys of winning a Conference Championship. +5 for the win, 1 for the no drop, move up +2, 8 point weekend. Enter the Liberace. +20 for SeannieG.

Komronovich; Florida off until their bowl. 1 for the no drop, +1 for an AP gift move up. +2 total and KMan has +19

McLovin; Clemson, peaking, eviscerates Virgina 62 -17. The high priced pick starting to pay off for McLovin. +5 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +6 weekend and it +17 the total and on to the semifinal of the CFP.

Timmy!; ND waitin' on bowl season. 1 for the no drop. +15 the total.

Ronde'; Of course, just getting to the Conference Championship doesn't really do anything for you. Especially if you get plastic bag suffocated to the tune of 62-17, Clemson over Virginia. Then, instead of a nice fat stack of BRFL points, you get minus 3 on your way out of the AP poll and a vicious  minus 5 REAM! for a minus 8 weekend and you end up at +12 on the season. 

BroFro; Army off this weekend. You have to win the Navy game to be bowl eligible. You have +5.

Snottie; Meechy off until the Meineke Car Care Bowl. 1 for the no drop. You have +5.

CCS; I hope Bama plays Oregon in a bowl and crushes their skulls. 1 for the no drop. +5 Season.

DPo; Washington State waiting on a bowl. Zeros on the weekend. +2 on the season. 

SkHank; Stanford. 4 wins spells you're done. No bowl fo you, GI, long time. Finish with ZERO!

Kitten; UCF bowl eligible. Zeros on the weekend. Still at minus 1.

SockPuppet; Nebraska. 5 wins. Season's over, thank God. Sexual misconduct flag comes in late. - 6

Obama; Texas. Waiting on a bowl. You really need to win it. Minus 8 is your world.

Personally, I'm glad this fucking weekend is over.

Jimbosuke,

Commissioner for Life

GG Conference Championships Results

GG Week 15 Results;

Oklahoma 30, Baylor 23 in OT. 
LSU truck drags Georgia 37 - 10
Oregon bullies Utah, 37 - 15 and it wasn't even that close.

BroFro; 2 to go to 57.
DPo; 2 to go to 48. Less than ten separate these two titans of GG. But wait...
Q the XX Dominatrix; SWEEP! 5 to go to 45. Confidence in the Ducks pays off.
CCS; 2 to go to 44.
Komronovich; 2 to go to 44.
Kitten; 2 to go to 42.
'BoSuke; 2 to go to 41. Utah disaster cuts two ways.
Snottie; 2 to go to 41. Much hate for you.
SeannieG; SWEEP! It's a family affair. 5 to go to 40. Suddenly you're sort of in this.
McLovin; 1 to go to 39. Liked the moxie of those picks. Screwed yourself though.
Ronde'; 2 to go to 39. Lost your GG mojo much?
Obama; 2 to go to 38.
SockPuppet; 2 to go to 37. At least you're not last anymore. Cool.
Timmy! Goes 'deep cover' and we receive no entry. Undisclosed location top secret. 36 total.
SkHank; 2 to go to 36. Appropriately last place.

I'm appointing Snottie and SockPuppet to pick the three best haikus and the winner overall. Get to work on that.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 14 Results

"They meet with darkness in the daytime, and grope in the noonday as in the night"
                                                                                                                             - Job 5:14

Not a lot of time for gifs and memes and other nonsense. The season is peaking.

BRFL Week 14 results;

Jimbosuke; Colorado Buffs 15 @ Utah 45. Another PAC-12 ritual sacrifice. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +1 AP love. +3 weekend for the 'Suke, God bless him and keep him. +33 on the season.

Ronde'; Virginia Cavs 39 @ Va. Tech 30. Monster road win to close out the season. Ronde' is a gambler. I am in awe. 1 for the win. No drop non. +3 move up to #22. And a lastweekoftheseason DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! for +5 more. +9 weekend for Randiddle to move into the #2 position with +20 on the season. Virginia started the season unranked.

Q the XX Dominatrix; Oregon State Beavers 10 @ Oregon Ducks 24. You beat the Beavs by two TDs. Meh. And meh. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +1 AP love (really? The Beavs at home?). +3 weekend. +19 on the season for the Q. I smell your fear.

KBronson; Florida State 17 @ Florida 40. Okay, like, I expected more from Florida. Still. Here we are. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +1 love from the AP, which I just don't get (hello? Willie Taggert?) and it's a +3 weekend for the Gators. +17 on the season. Mixed feelings are what I have.

Timmy!; Notre Dame 45 @ Stanford 24. Doubly satisfying for the Commissioner, a Catholic. Not only does the Golden Dome prevail on the road but they dump the Apostate SkHank, at home, in humiliating fashion. Mmm, good. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +1 for the AP love (not really "getting" this since Stanford is known for sucking this year), +3 on the weekend. Timmy! rocks 5th place with +14 on the season.

SeannieG; Oklahoma 34 @ Oklahoma State 16. Motherfucker, you can "Mullet" 'til the cows come home but the Sooners own that ass. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +1 for the Bedlam move up. + 3 on the weekend. Seannie is Somebody in Stillwater at +12 on the season.

McLovin; Clemson 38 @ SowCow 3. An absolutely predictable game. Remember last year, when Snottie had Muschamp-mania and picked South Carolina? Sad. Low energy. Is Clemson good or do they just play teams that suck ass? 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. AP ignores you, as they should. +2 on the weekend which I, personally, feel is excessive. +11 on the season. Judgement day. The Rapture. All on the menu for you, Bitch. Prepare.

BroFro; Army 31 @ Hawaii 52. Uh, yeah. What else could you possibly expect when you fly a bunch of 18-21 year olds who have been imprisoned on the Hudson river for a few years to Hawaii in late November? Unfair? Totally. Does your team suck? Unequivocally. Zeros across the board. A recurring theme for the Black Knights. +5 is your total.

CCS; Alabama 38 @ Auburn 45. The "Nick Saban Era" is over. Two picks from your understudy QB. Were they both pick sixes? Hard to keep track, you suck so much. Even the AP must acknowledge your lameness. Minus 4 the plunge. We lay you to rest at +4 total. Loving that I'm not you.

Snottie; "Michigan's year", they said. "This time it's in Ann Arbor", they said. "Josh Gattis", they said. Ohio State 56 @ Meechy 27. I. Drink. Your. Milkshake. Minus 7 the power plunge from the AP. +4 your total. Good luck in the Outback Steakhouse Bowl.

DPo; Washington State 13 @ Wash U 31. Hey, you got scorched again. What the hell. This was not your year. Mike Leach said to Chris Peterson before the game, " How much longer you gonna' do this?". Peterson quit the next week. Leach is a supernatural being who controls men's minds. Not doing you that much good, 'Po. +2 on the season.

SkHank; I know you're not reading this, SkHanky. Notre Dame dog walks the Tree 45 - 24 in your home stadium. In brief, your team sucks this year. You pay long time. Zero on the season sucky fucky.

Kitten; South Florida 7 @ UCF 34. Curb stomping of a rival at home to close out the season. Still. Disappointing. 1 for the win. Brings you up to a lofty minus 1 on the season. Condolences.

SockPuppet; Iowa 27 @ Nebraska 24. God. I have no words. Zeros. Minus 6 on the season.

Obama; Texas Tech 24 @ Texas 49. A win is a win. Tom Herman is very much a bunch of bullshit. Fire him? Dunno'. But Texas is no big deal. And they were supposed to be. Oh well. Fuck 'em. 1 for the win. Minus 8 on the season. I'm thinking you might not be bowl eligible.

Good tidings heading into Conference Championships/ Haiku Hate Week,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 15 Games

GG Week 15 Games;

Friday, Dec 6, 8 PM;
#5 Utah vs. #13 Oregon Ducks
CBS, Santa Clara, CA

Saturday, Dec 7, Noon;
#8 Baylor vs. #6 Oklahoma Sooners
ABC, Jerry World, AT&T Stadium, Arlington, TX

Saturday, Dec 7, 4 PM;
#1 LSU vs #4 Georgia Bulldogs
CBS, Mercedes Benz Stadium, Atlanta, GA

Conference Championships.
Roll the bones.

Don't forget, this is also Conference Championships Haiku Hate Contest Week.
Five, seven, five syllables. 3 entries per contestant. You have until Sunday to get your entries in.
Guest judge this year; DPo.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 14.1 and 14.2 Results

GG Week 14.1 and 14.2 Results;

14.1;

Virginia 39 over Va. Tech 30.
Memphis snuffs Cincinnati 34 -24.
Ohio State dog walks Meechy 56 - 27 in Ann Arbor.

BroFro: 2 to go to 53.
DPo: 2 to go to 44. Less than 10 point differential in the Bro and 'Po show.
CCS; 2 to go to 41
KBron; SWEEP! 5 to go to 40.
Kitten; 1 to go to 38.
Q; 1 to go to 38.
'BoSuke; 2 to go to 37.
McLovin; 2 to go to 36.
SeannieG; 2 to go to 36.
Ronde'; SWEEP! 5 to go to 36.
Timmy!; 1 to go to 35.
Obama; 2 to go to 35.
Snottie; 2 to go to 34
SockPuppet; SWEEP! 5 to go to 34.
SkHank; 2 to go to 32.

Those who got tripped up mostly missed the Virginia/Virginia Tech game. You know who you are.

14.2;

Auburn outplays Alabama for the "W" in the Iron Bowl, 48 - 45.
Wisconsin takes home Paul Bunyan's Axe, 38 - 17 over Minnesota.
Oklahoma drubs Oklahoma State, 34 - 16 the final.

BroFro; 2 to go to 55.
DPo; 2 to go to 46.
CCS; 2 to go to 42.
KBron; 2 to go to 42. Gophers blew your double sweep. How do you feel about that?
Kitten; 2 to go to 40.
Q; 2 to go to 40.
'BoSuke; 2 to go to 39.
Snottie; SWEEP! 5 to go to 39.
McLovin; 2 to go to 38.
Ronde'; 1 to go to 37.
SeannieG; 1 to go to 37
Timmy!; 0 to stay at 36. You're shitting me.
Obama; 1 to go to 36..
SockPuppet; 1 to go to 35. Suck much?
SkHank; 2 to go to 34. Getting comfortable in last place.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 13 Results

Catching up on BRFL Week 13 Results;

Jimbosuke; Utah rolls Arizona, 35 - 7. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. 1 for the AP love move-up. +3 on the weekend. +30 the total.

Q; Oregon goes down to the Sun Devils, 31 -29. AP is not pleased. Power dives your Ducks minus 8, You had +24. You have +16. Weirdly, still good enough for second place.

KBronie; BYE week for the Gators. 1 for the no drop. +2 AP love. +3 on the weekend. +14 the total.
You're in a good place with L-Man.

Ronde'; Liberty 27, Virginia 55. Okay, who the fuck is Liberty? Still. One for the win. You have+11.

Timmy!Boston College 7, Golden Domers 40. Ass beat. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. +2 weekend. +11 the total.

Snottie; scUM 39 over Indiana 14 on the road. AP loves it. +2. +4 weekend. +11 total.

McLovin; BYE. Sure. 1 for the no drop. +9 the total.

SeannieG; Oklahoma 27, TCU 24. Dodged a bullet. AP gives you 1. +3 weekend. Total +9.

CCS: Western Carolina 3, Alabama 66. Really? Western Carolina? +2 weekend. Total +8.

BroFro; BYE. Lot's o' zeros. +5 the total.

DPo; Oregon St 53, Washington State 54. Shitty coaching there at the end but a win is a win. +2 your total.

SkHank; God your team is awful this year. Cal 24, Stanford 20. I don't think you're going to a bowl game. Zero the total.

Kitten; UCF edges Tulane 34 - 31+1 on the weekend. Minus 2 the total.

SockPuppet; A breakthrough. Nebraska 54, Maryland 7. How bad is Maryland? Minus 6 the total.

Obama; It keeps getting worse. Baylor 24, Texas 10. Zeros. Minus 9 the total.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.