Okay, look at these two pictures. Now look me in the eye and tell me that the President of the United States does not have a mullet. Go on. I'll give you a minute. He does. He so does. And Gundy's mullet is so much better that it's not even worth talking about.
On to new business.
Oklamoha 34, Texas 27. A hell of game in Austin. Hard to tell what to make of the Longhorns.
Penn State 17, Iowa 12. Any win is a big win in Kinnick Stadium. Shaping up to be a great Penn State hate week this year. Kirk Ferentz, really, come on. 12 points? I despise you.
Florida 28, LSU 42. Gators looked good for the first half. Have I mentioned that Joe Burrow is an Ohio State transfer?
BroFro; Crushes another SWEEP! How many is that so far, DoucheMonkey? 5 to go to 25.
KBron; 2 to go to 19. Tripped up by the Homer pick.
SeannieG; Gets his act together (I can't believe it either) and BOOM, SWEEP! 5 to go to 19.
CCS; SWEEP! 5 to go to 19 for Chip n' Dale.
DPo; The 'Po with the SWEEP!, 5 to go to 19.
BoSuke; Nails it. SWEEP! 5 to go to 19.
Timmy!; Big weekend for this Bitch. SWEEP! 5 to go to 18.
McLovin; Iowa? You buggin'! 2 to go to 18.
Randhi; Iowa AND Florida? Bitch, you trippin'! 1 to go to 17.
Q; Uh-huh. Doin' it. 2 to go to 17.
SkHank; What is it with this fucker all of a sudden? SWEEP! 5 to go to 17.
Snottie; 2 to go to 15. Way to pick Iowa, ToolBelt.
Obama; Got burned by Bevo. 2 to go to 14.
Kitten; On life support but... SWEEP!, 5 to go to 16.
SockPuppet; OMG. You picked Texas and Iowa. Your ranch just got even smaller. 1 to go to 11.
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life
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