Penn State Hate Week

Guess who's coming to dinner, Bitches?

Jimbosuke

Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 4 Results.

BRFL Week 4 Results:

Head to head, SkHank v Q. I have no words, Q.  Stanford 38 over Oregon 31 in OT. SkHank, 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. Total 14.
Q, after the smoke cleared, 1 for a no drop, 1 for a MOVE UP (AP loves you), 2 for the loss, total 12.

Kitten, Boise State with the bye. Whole lot of nothing. Stay at minus 4,
McLovin. Bama 45 whuppin' up on TAMU 23. Looking vulnerable. 2 on the weekend. Tot = 3
Randick. UCF 56 - Fl Atlantic 36. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, AP moves you up 3. 5 point bonanza. New Leader at 15. 3 point move up for besting Florida Atlantic?
CCS. Clemson 49, GTech 21. Dabildo sows the seeds of his own destruction. Burn, Sinner. 2 point weekend. You have 2 total. My only wish is that TOSU gets to play your shitbag team.
BroFro. THE Ohio State University 49, Tulane Green Wave 6. Starters pulled before intermission. 2 on the weekend to give you 8 total. Penn State Hate week looms.

Bring it. 

BridgTurd. Wash U 27-20 over upstart Arizona State. AP not showing love. Drops you 1. Zero on the weekend. You have -1.

Sock Puppet. Tragedy strikes. Kentucky 28, Mississippi State 7. Ow. Extreme power dive from the AP. They hang minus 9 on your ass. You now have 1. Remember the good times. Drink to forget.

 Kabrone. Wisco 25 over Iowa 17 in Kinnick Stadium. No small feat. AP says, "hell, yeah!" and moves you up three. 5 point weekend. Back (almost) among The Living with minus 9.

Alcohol is a drug.

Timmy! The Fightin' Harbaughs pound the Huskers 56 -10. Somewhere Tom Osborne spins in his grave and it is good. Very, very good. The AP revels in your Glory. Move up 5. Epic 7 point weekend. You are a player at 6 BRFL pointaloons. Remember the epic Missouri v Nebraska game on the circa 1950 TV at Anne Keith's 20 years ago? Those were good times. 

Seannie G. Ugh. Meechy State 35 over Indiana 21. Sometimes Indiana is good. This is not one of those times. Moo U is bad. Yet you are still ranked and the dumb-fuck AP moved you up 3 for this pretty undistinguished 'victory'. 5 point weekend. You now have minus 6, Tool.

Jimbosuke. Florida State 31 over Northern Illinois 19. The less said about this the better. 'BoSuke at minus 9, locked in a tie for the Pinkernell.

Snottie. SowCow 37 over Vandy 14. Well. La-dee-dah. 1 point weekend and you now have 2 total. This coming weekend defines your season. Kentucky defines your season. Let that sink in.

DPo. Arizona finds someone they can beat. Arizona 35, Oregon State 14. 1 point weekend. You now have 2 points. Safe to say you won't be in the Winner's Circle when Barb's pies are served this year, Hombre'. BroFro, TOSU gave up 21 points to Oregon State. That should worry you. 

Randildo: 15

SkHankre: 14

Q-alpha: 12

BroFro: 8

Timmy!: 6

McLovin: 3

CCSuck: 2

Snottie: 2

DPo: 2

SockPullIt: 1

BridgShit: -1

Kitten: -4

SeannieG: -6

KBronie: -9

Jimbosuke: -9

Jimbosuke,

Commissioner for Life.

GG Week 5, Penn State Hate Week

GG Week 5: Penn State hate week.

It's time to whack the Nittanys and be done with it.

Three games, one for the win, 5 for the sweep.

#4 THE Ohio State University @ #9 Penn State: 7:30 PM ABC

#7 Stanford @ #8 Notre Dame: 7:30 PM NBC

#20 BYU @ #11 Washington U Huskies: 8:30 PM Fox


Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 4 Results

GG Week 4 Results;


Bullshit runs rampant in GGWorld as Oregon blows a seemingly insurmountable lead and Iowa, hated Iowa, can't deliver at home against Alex TinyCock. Maybe spend less time waving to the ChemoKids and more time coaching 'em up, Curt Ferentz.

BroMageddon, Chapter 1:

Stanford 38 - Oregon 31 in OT. Q, are you fucking shitting me?! How did you blow this game?
Wisconsin 28 - Iowa 17. Another reason to hate Curt Firentz and the Dorkeyes. Fuck. You.
Meechy 56 - 'Braska 10. Conflicted here. Hate 'Braska. Hate Meechy more. Meechy once again proud to beat up on a retard.
Florida State 37 - Northern Illinois 19. I think you hear me knockin', Bitches.
SowCow 37 - Vandy 14. Die, Commodore Sluts. Or are they the Deamon Deacons? Doesn't matter. It's Muschamp-Time again.

KBro': SWEEP. 10 to go to 17. The Leader in the Clubhouse. 'Chyeah.
RandTool: SWEEP. 10 to go from 4 to 14. Sudden respectability, whether we like it or not.
BroFro: 4 to go to 12. Nice pull.
Jimbosuke: 4 to go to 11.
SockPuppet: 4 to go to 11.
CCS: 2 to go to 10. So sad.
DPo: 2 to go to 10. Coming on.
SeannieG: 3 to go to 10. Still a Penis.
Bridgshit. Originally missed her email entry. Picked up 4. Now with 8. "Cutting" off the board for now.
McSuckin: 3 to go to 7. Think long and hard before you give your Commissioner shit again, Mortal.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

BRFL Week 3 Results

"Wait. What!? We SUCK?!"

SkHank: No Bryce Love, no problem. Stanford rolls over UCDavis. 4 point weekend and the H-back is back and in the lead with 12.
The Q woman roars again. Oregon 35 - 22 over San Jose State U. 2 point bump to go to 10. MultiBRFLer tie at 2nd.
Randspooge: UCF and North Carolina game cancelled due to mutual total pussy-ism. Ridiculous rise for nothing in the polls. Plus the no drop. Randong to 10.
SockPuppet and Mississippi State U crushes the Rajun Cajuns and grabs 4 on the weekend. 10 for his share of second place.

BroFro TOSU 40 - TCU 28, hell yeah. Nick Bosa out at least 6 weeks with "sports hernia" (ie he ripped his abs in half). Road game, ranked opponent, no love from the AP. Still, you've got 6 already and you're "feelin' the Liberace."
Snottie and South Carolina cancel with Marshall. Unheard of cowardice. Big fat zero. 1 point. Locked up in a tie for 4th. You are definitely mediocre at best in the BRFL, Bro.
DPo with a hilarious thrashing of Southern Utah. Arizona 63, Utah 31. Hard to get excited. Tied for fourth with 1 point.
McLovin: Bama truck-drags Ole Miss 63 - 7. Why do they even bother to keep score in these games? Ole Miss is terrible. McToejam has 1 for a share of fourth.
CCS, you're not a  hero, you're a fucking zero. And that is your score 3 weeks in after Clemson dispatches powerhouse Georgia Southern 38-7.
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BridgShit and the Huskies with another win. 21-7 over Utah. Who was the Tool who took Utah a couple years ago? Was it SockPuppet? Wash U not impressive. Struggles to minus 1 in the BRFL.
Timmy! and the Maize n' Blue dump SMU in Ann Arbor. 45-20 over the Ponies. How does Don Brown give up 20 to SMU at home? Less than stellar performance. Even normally slavish Meechy bondage AP voters ignore this one. No love. Minus one your total deal.

Arizona St 22 - Boise State 21 and Kitten goes down. Way down. As in a minus 8 drop out of the AP and then the Dreaded Weekly REAM comes to KittenTown and adds minus 5 more. Sickening gut-punch dive to minus 4 total. From in the lead to Mr. Nobody. Yours is a case of freakish failure.
Along those same lines...Jimbosuke gets much appreciated timely text messages from BRFL brethren as Florida State is handed a nice douching by, are you fucking kidding me, Syracuse. 30 - 7 and our 7 came in the fourth quarter. Complete. Disaster. Pick. Ring up minus 10 for the Commissioner.
And yet. And yet. I'm not last. Meechy State and SeannieG have a bye. Still sucking at minus 11. Had a bye, inexplicably moved up one in the AP and gets the no drop. But he's not last in the BRFL either.
KBronieManWoman. Unranked BYU dumps Wisconsin 24 - 21 at Camp Randall Stadium where that sort of thing is just not supposed to happen. Where was Jonathan Taylor? Injured? You're screwed. Alex Hornicock is in regression mode. The AP dropped you 12 spots. I don't think I've ever seen that before. Lonely at minus 14. You are so screwed.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

GG Week 3 Results; Slim Pickin's

No Sweeps this weekend, Brochachos.

#17 Boise State 21 - #14 Oklahoma State 44. Kitten dies in Stillwater, Oklahoma.
#12 LSU 22 - #7 Auburn 21. Ed Orgeron ascendant. Every one of us picked the Plainsmen.
#4 THE Ohio State University 40 - #15 TCU 28.

Interestingly, the LSU QB is Joe Burrow, the guy that the TOSU QB, Dwayne Haskins, beat out for the starting job at TOSU. Burrow had already graduated and decamped to Baton Rouge late this summer.

CCS 1 to go to 8.
BroFro 1 to go to 8, yo.
DPo  2 to go to 8, blew the LSU pick.
KBroniePony  naught to stay at 7. Not your best weekend.
SeannieG  1 to go to 7.
Jimbosuke  1 to go to 7.
SockPuppet  1 to go to 7.
BridgTurd  1 to go to 4.
Randouche  Zero correct to stay at 4. Sad.
McSuckin  2 to go to 4.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 4 Games

GG Week 4 Games:

Wake up, Aspiring Gurus.

We're about to have some fun on a PayDay Weekend.

GG Week 4, underway.

5 games. One for each win, 10 for the sweep.

 Strap 'em up, Pilgrims.

Nebraska @ #19 Meechy, in the Big House, noon on FS1 (whatever that is.)

Northern Illinois Huskies @ Florida State U, 3:30 PM on ESPNU, in Tallahasee

South Carolina @ Vanderbilt, 4 PM, SEC Network

#7 Stanford @ #20 Oregon, 8 PM, ABC

#8 Wisconsin @ Iowa, 8:30 PM Fox

Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke, 

Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 2 Results

BRFL Week 2 results;

The Commissioner returns from Redneck country and we rejoin first quarter action, first and ten from the 25 yard line.

Boise State beats up on the UConn Huskies, 62-7 the final. Nice bump in the AP earns Kitten 5 on the weekend. In the BRFL lead with 9.
Q Woman with a 62-14 pasting of Portland State. 5 point weekend. Q is in second place with 8. She is Woman. Hear her roar.
SkHank's Cardinal stuffs the Troymen. 17-3, Stanford over USC. Tied for second with 8 after a 3 point weekend.
Randiddle. UCF bludgeons South Carolina State, 38-0. 7 is his BRFL total and he's got a strange compulsion to wear sequined cloaks and pound the piano under candelabra chandeliers.
SockPuppet and the Puppet Master continue to ride a disturbingly strong Mississippi State team with a 31-10 trouncing of Kansas State. Other years this would have been a loss for Q because of her weird Kansas thing. Sock in 4th with 6 BRFL points.
BroFro, Nick Bosa, yo, TOSU with the 52-3 molestation of Buttgers climbs up to 4 BRFL points and that, unbelievably, is good enough for 5th place.
Snottie and South Carolina get sucker punched by Georgia, 41-17 and the Gamecock pick looks not-so-hot all of a sudden. Will Muschamp eats a baby, sets a couple fires, punches a couple old ladies and recalculates season expectations. AP hurts Snottie with the major REAM and now he has 1 point left. Good enough for 6th.

We are averaging one REAM per week, Muchachos.

Clemson sneaks by Texas A&M and it's total bullshit. Dabdo snivels and whines and the AP says, "okay, little bitch, it's okay. It was an SEC team and you were on the road and now you can relax because you don't play anybody for the rest of the season." Disgracefully "earning" 2 points on the weekend, CCS rises to zero and is in a tie for 7th.
What the hell has happened to Arizona? DPo feeling woe. Wildcats absolutely ass-hammered by Houston, 45-18. No points. Stay at zero. 7th.
Alabama writes another payday check and guts Arkansas State 57-7. Wow. Impressive. McLovin picks up 2 and claws his way to minus 1 in the BRFL. 8th place.

KBronie rides the Badger and Wisco nukes New Mexico 45-14. Yawn. AP gives you the neg. No points on the weekend. Minus 2 your total. 9th place.
BridgTurd let's the dawgs out. Huskies dump all over North Dakota, 45-3. North Dakota. Seriously? A negative nod from the AP. You get zero this week. Stay at minus 3. Locked in a tie for 10th with...
Timmy! The Khaki Monster gets it right over in-state rival Western Michigan U, 49-3, at home (of course). AP gives you a little bump. 4 on the weekend. Only minus 3 now. Tied for tenth.

For Jimbosuke it's starting to look grim. Shame Penguin vs. Bruce Pinkernell Pinkie Parer. Florida State pulls out a win over, yes, Samford, thanks to a furious fourth quarter rally. Willie Taggart era looking like it may be a short one. FSU 36- Samford 26 but it was closer than that. I have negative 10 points. I am in 11th place and sucking wind already.

And then there's SeannieG. Almost every one of us probably considered Meechy State. I know I did. They were on my short list. Now, they are imploding. This week they lose to Arizona State 16-13. What the fuck is going on in East Lansing? Are they saving it all to beat Ohio State again? The AP with a rare double digit flushing of Sparty, minus ten. Seannie digs his hole down to minus 13. Bruce Pinkernell calls you "Buddy", Buddy. 12th place.


Kitten 9
Q 8
SkHank 8
Randouche 7
Sock 6
BroFro 4
Snottie 1
CCS 0 
DPo 0
McLovin -1
KBronie -2
BridgTurd -3
Timmy! -3
'BoSuke -10
SeannieG -13


Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 2 Results

GG Week 2 results. Whole lotta' sweepin'.

Georgia trounces South Carolina 41-17. Dreams die in Muschamp land.
Clemson survives TAMU 28-26. Blown call much, ref? Dabdo already whiny-bitching it defending his "strength" of schedule.
USC Trojans bitch-slapped around by the Stanford Cardinal, 17-3. SkHanky has a good one.

CCS, sweep, 5 to go to 7
BroFro, sweep, 5 to go to 7
KBronie, sweep, 5 to go to 7
'BoSuke, sweep, 5 to go to 6
SeannieG, sweep, 5 to go to 6
SockPuppet, sweep, 5 to go to 6
DPo, sweep, 5 to go to 6, yo
Randiddle, 2 to go to 4.
Bridgturd, 2 to go to 3
McSuckin, 1 to go to 2

Onward,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 3 Games

Tasha Steelz, underground pro wrestler.

GG Week 3:

Still waiting for GG Week 2 results? Wait a little longer, DBags. I'm busy.

Week 3 games, all on Saturday:

#17 Boise State @ #24 Oklahoma State
Shoot out in Stillwater.
12:30, ESPN

#12 LSU @ #7 Auburn
Tiger on Tiger violence.
12:30, CBS

#4 Ohio State vs. #15 TCU
At JerryWorld, Dallas, Texas. And neutral site My Ass. Fuck you, Jerry Jones. Have I mentioned how much I hate naming rights?
8 PM, ABC

Roll the bones, Amigos,


Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 2: Upset Minded?

GG Week 2:

All Saturday games.

#3 Georgia @ #24 U. of South Carolina, 3:30 PM, CBS

#2 Clemson @ unranked Texas A&M, 7 PM, ESPN

#17 USC Trojans @ #10 Stanford, 8:30 PM, Fox

1 for the win, 5 for the sweep.

Roll the bones,

Jimbosuke,

Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 1 Results

Randiddle; UCF (21) at UConn, 56-17 beat down. Booger picking moron may have nailed the pick of the year. Sad. Bad Guy, Moves up 2 to #19. Crushes the 4 point weekend.

KBronieManWoman: Wisconsin (4) hosts the Western Kentucky Hilltoppers and beats their asses 34 -3. Still. The Hilltoppers gave the big fucking galoots on the Badger O-line a ration of shit. Trouble?
AP says," 'chyeah! " and drops you one to #5. Even with the win, you tread water at Negative 2.

SeannieG: Utah State visits (11) Sparty in East Lansing and gives them a scare, losing 31-38. LJ Scott 23 carries for...84 yards? AP sure doesn't like it. Power dive to #15, minus 4 offset by one for the win. Negative three is your new home. #Enjoy.

SkHank: At home, Stanford (13 ) manages to get by the San Diego State Aztecs 31-10 and the fucking AP moves them up 3. Just what kind of BULLSHIT are we talking about here? Stanford at #10. 5 point weekend for SkHanky.

McLovin: Alabama (1) slaps the shit out of Louisville 51-14. Can't believe they gave up 14. Can't move up from #1. Congratulations, McTool. You are now at minus 3.

CCS: Clemson (2) 48, Furman 7. Furman. Fucking Furman. Challenging start for the Tiggers. Fast train to nowhere. One for the win. One for the no drop. Minus two total. Just really lame.

BroFro: The Ohio State University 77, Oregon State Beavs 31. Eleven touchdowns. Eleven. Questions abound on the defensive side of the ball. One for the win, one for the move up to #4, one for the no drop. The Bro already in the black with +2.

Bridgshit: Auburn (9) 21, Washington (6) 16. Honestly? I thought this was going to be a horrible ass kicking on you, KillerB. A veteran SEC team is not who you want to open with, neutral site or not. Why did none of us pick Auburn? Because we're stupid. That's why. AP rolls you down the hill minus 3 and that's where you start next week.

Timmy!: Michigan (14) 14, Notre Dame (12) 21. Costly ejection of Metellus. O-line is sieve-like. Defense not all it was cracked up to be but still, playing without Metellus. But an absolute crash down the AP greased poll of MINUS 7? Not expecting that. It was a road game against a more highly ranked team and they lost by a touchdown. Me no understand. Still, you are in pain. In fact, you are deep, deep shit. And if Jimmy Khaki's doesn't get his shit squared away that is where you'll stay.

SockPuppet: Mississippi State (18) 63, Stephen F. Austin 3. Oh for God's sakes. Stephen F. Austin. Probably because they got sick of the Lee Majors jokes. What does the "F" stand for? Fucking screwed because they get stomped by SEC schools for a living. I'm disgusted. One for the win. One for the no drop. 2. Is you. "Billy".

Q: Is the worm turning? Oregon (24) opens a can on Bowling Green, 58-24. One times 3. Crush the 3 pointer. This has, like, never happened on opening day for you before.

Kitten: A cock-whipping of Troy by Boise St, Broncos (22) 56-20 on the road. The AP likes it. 2 for the move to #20, one for the win, one for the no drop. 4 pointer. Nice.

Snottie: DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! Did someone say "pick of the year"? South Carolina 49, Coastal Caroline 15. And already a Diddle. And one for the win, sure. And 1 more for landing at #24 in the Almighty AP. Ring it up, Mr. Drucker, and it comes to 7. Snottie en fuego.

DPo: Bet you wish you were Snottie. You too went with the unranked team. But, like, that didn't work out so great because Arizona lost to BYU, 28-23. Do you have a thing for Rich Rod? That could be a problem. Zero. Still on the tarmac, Little Mr. Airplane.

Speaking of being in a world of shit, Jimbosuke: Florida State (19) man handled at home by Virginia Tech (20) 24-3. The AP is not kind. Florida State. New coach. New offense. New defense. Problem: None of them work. The O-line. OH MY FUCKING GOD! Deondre Francois is going to die if they don't fix the O-line. I am so on pace for the Pinkernell. REAMED. And hard. Minus Eleven. I would say I'm screwed.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 1 Results: Real Games, Real Losers.

GG Week One.

A rare glimpse inside BRFL World Headquarters, where The Magic happens. And you wonder how mistakes get made? You wonder how some bills go unpaid?

Auburn over Washington, 21 - 16.
Notre Dame downs Michigan, 24 - 17. I did not realize that you can now get ejected for hitting a receiver with your shoulder.
Virginia Tech dumps Florida State on the road, 24 - 3, Seminoles O-line has issues.

CCS: 2
BroFro: deuce
KBronie: double
McLovin: one
Jimbosuke: 1
SeannieG: 1
DPo: 1
Sock Puppet: 1
Randude: 2
Bridgshit: 1

Redshirts: Q, Timmy!, SkHank, Snottie, Kitten.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Ten reasons to hate...

The Oregon State Beavers. Coming off a 1-11 season and playing a mildly worked up Scarlet and Gray squad. Why hate the Beavers? Let elevenwarriors.com show you the way.
Good luck, BroFro.
Everybody else, your loss is my gain so lose, lose and lose again.
The real blockbuster this weekend is Michigan at Notre Dame. I'm betting on Timmy! for this one. This is hard to say but (God forgive me), Go Blue.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life