GG Bowlapaloooza, Chapter 11. The Final Countdown

January 1:

Northwestern v Tennessee
Tampa, FL

Meechy v Florida
Orlando, FL

Notre Dame v THE Ohio State University.
"Drive, drive on down that field,
Men of the Scarlet and Gray..."
Glendale, AZ

1 for the win,
5 for the Sweep.

Stanford v Iowa
Pasadena, CA

Oklahoma State v Ole Miss
New Orleans, LA

Jan 2:

Penn State v Georgia Bulldogs
Jacksonville, FL

1 for the win,
5 for the Sweep.

That's two sets of three games each. The , Stanford/Iowa and Okie State/Ole Miss games count for the second set.

Jimbosuke

GG Bowlapalooza Chapter 10.

We start the New Year's Six:

Houston v Florida State
Atlanta, Georgia Dome

Oklahoma v Clemson
Miami Gardens, FL

Meechy State v Bama
Arlington, TX

1 for the win,
5 for the Sweep.

Jimbosuke

Bowlapalooza, Chapter 9, Dec 30.

Auburn v Memphis
Birmingham, AL

North Carolina State v Mississippi State
Charlotte, NC

Texas A&M v Louisville
Q v BroFro
Nashville, TN

USC v Wisconsin
San Diego, CA

1 for the win,
7 for the Sweep

Jimbosuke

GG Results 12/21-12/26

Go to the GG contest of the day in question.
Look at the last comment.
Wait...What?! It's from Jimbosuke. I LOVE that guy.
He'll tell you how you did.

Keeping it real.

The GG way.

Jimbosuke.

Bowlapalooza, Chapter 8, 12/29

North Carolina vs Baylor
Orlando, FL

Nevada vs Colorado State
Tucson, AZ

LSU vs Texas Tech
Houston, TX

Jimbosuke

1 for the win,
5 for the Sweep

GG Bowlapalooza, Chapter 7

GG rolls on with Sasha Boren Cohen having a little fun out west.

Cal vs. Air Force
Fort Worth, TX

Pitt vs. Navy
Annapolis, MD

Central Meechy vs. Minnesota Golden Gophers
Detroit, Meechy

1 for the win,
5 for the sweep.

Bitches.

Jimbosuke

GG Bowlapolooza, Chapter 6, 12/26

Indiana v Duke
NYC, NY Yankee Stadium

Tulsa Golden Flashes v Va. Tech
Shreveport, LA

Washington University Huskies v Southern Mississippi
Dallas, TX

UCLA v Nebraska
Santa Clara, CA

1 for the win, 7 for the sweep.

Jimbosuke

GG Bowlapalooza, Chapter 5: Dec 24, 26

San Diego State v Cincinnati
Honolulu

Connecticut v Marshall
St. Petersburg, Fla

Miami U v Washington State
El Paso, TX

1 for the win,
5 for the sweep

Jimbosuke

GG Results as of Dawn of the Bowls, Chapter 2

Dawn of the Bowls 1 (12/19)



Sweeps galore.

CCS, 5, goes to 51
Bro, 5, to 50
Sock Puppet, douche on the App St game, 2 to go to 43.

Snottie, 5, to 46, jumps the Puppet.
SeaScum, 5 to 42.
Jimbosuke, 5 to 39. I am the one who knocks, Bitches.

DPo, 5 to 37
McLovin, 5 to 36
Randouchebag, Ohio U? 2 to 30.

Q, flake out on BYU, 2 to go to 30.
Killer, 5 to go to 27, Strong Pull.
Teebs.


Dawn of the Bowls, Chapter 2

Sweeps not so much.

CCS, Total fucking zero. 51
BroFro. Hosed by Alcorn State. Just enough to become the new LEADER. 2 to go to 52.
Sock. Sweepmeister. 5 to 48.

Snottie. 2 to 48. Bro on Bro.
SeaSkank. 1 to 43
Jimbosuke. 1 to 40.

DPo. 1 to 38.
McLovin. 1 to 37.
Randoogie. 1 to 31.

Q. Naught into naught equals naught. 30.
Killer Bee, ditto. 27.
Teebs. 11.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Bowlapalooza, Chapter 4, 12/23 & 24

Boise State v Northern Illinois U
San Diego, CA

Georgia Southern v Bowling Green
Mobile, Alabama

Middle Tennessee State v Western Meechy U
Nassau, the Bahamas
(This one on 12/24)

1 for the win,
5 for the sweep.

Jimbosuke

GG Bowlapalooza, 12/21 and 22.

This just in: Bowl games today and tomorrow.

2:30 PM today: Western Kentucky U vs University of South Florida, in Miami

Tomorrow:

Akron Zips vs Utah State
Boise, Idaho

Toledo Rockets vs. Temple
Boca Raton

1 for the win, 5 for the sweep.

Scores from the weekend games coming later.

Jimbosuke

GG Dawn of the Bowls, Chapter 2

Okay.
Made a mistake right out of the gate. Alcorn State is in a bowl game. The very first one. But, to make it easy, let's include them in this card. All these 6 games are on Friday.

Alcorn State v North Carolina A&T
Atlanta

San Jose State v Georgia State
Orlando

Arkansas State v Louisianna Tech
New Orleans

1 for the win, 5 for the sweep.

Jimbosuke

Chip, since you already voted for Alcorn State you need to go back and change your first pick. That game is Ohio U Bobcats v Appalachian State in Montgomery, Alabama. Same for you Randude.

GG Dawn of the Bowls.

GG Bowl Season gets under way December 19th.

Ohio U v Appalachian State
Las Vegas

Arizona (Wildcats) v. New Mexico (Lobos)
in Albuquerque

BYU v Utah
in Las Vegas

1 for the win, 5 for the sweep.

Jimbosuke

My bad on the Alcorn State thing. Not one of our bowls. Randy, change your pick.

GG Week 15 Results. Army/Navy.

Army Navy week GG Results.

Pretty simple. Everybody stayed the same except Me, Me, Me and I picked up 3 to 34.

Q: 28
DPo: 32 I see you in my rear view mirror, Dog.
CCS: 46 LEADER.

SockPuppet: 41
BroFo: 45
Killer Bee: 22

Teebs: Zip.
SeaScum: 37. I think you hear me knockin', Barnacle Bill. Oh yeah.
McLuvin': 31. See my tail lights, Bitch?

RandNoodle: 28
Jimbosuke: 3 to go to 34. Bring me my grog, Serving Wenches!
Snott: 41.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 15, Army Navy Game

Tell you what we're going to do here, in GG Week 15.

Army is 2 and 9, though they are not losing games by wide margins.
Navy is 9 and 2 and ranked in the AP.
The game is in Annapolis.
Navy is a three touchdown plus favorite.

You pick the upset, Army wins, you get 5.
You pick Army and they lose by less than 7, you get 3.
You pick Army and they lose by less than 14, you get 2.
You pick Army and they lose by less than 21, you get 1.

You pick Navy and they win by 21 plus, you get 5,
by 14 plus you get 3.
by 7 plus you get 2.


You have to pick one of the point spread options. You can't just say, "Navy".
You have to say, for example, "Navy, by 14 plus."

That's how we're rolling this week.

Jimbosuke

Heismaniac 2.0 The Feasting - A Prelude

Invites to the vaunted gathering of past and future women-beaters club were announced this week and despite having more than half the season to show your pigskin prognostication prowess, the invites prove y'all don't know dickus. Three dudes. That's it. Just pick three dudes who are the best players in college game. Easy as getting anal raped in a supermax prison.

Eight of you stopped playing with your wieners long enough to send in picks. Five out of eight of you dickholes got them all wrong.  Me and McLuvin' still got one out of the three, and some total nancy boy who did not identify themselves got two right. My guess it is one of the Ryan boys. Probably the goofy looking one. But I could be wrong. They both look goofy.

But big points are still to be had. As you recall, points are available for player, conference and position. Those of you who listed position as "69", grow up. You guys are like 60 years old. It wasn't funny when my mom explained it to me; it isn't funny now. Of the 9 possible scoring boxes on the grid, "Anonymous" still has 8 possible scoring opportunities. On the "You-couldn't-have-done-worse-if-you-let-a-feces-whipping-monkey-or-Sean-make-your-pick" side, Q only has 3 boxes remaining, Jimbotron has but 4. 

Kudos to me for creating this steaming pile of awesome. I don't even care you shitstains soiled the bed on this.

BRFL Conference Championships Results :The Revision

Conference Championships Week:

(Apologies: The original post was based on Week 12 results. Thanks to McWanker and Chip n' Sniff for the correction)

Stanford. The Cardinal absolutely guts USC, 41-22. Christian McCaffrey is SkHank's new best friend.
Harken unto Me, Earthlings: In August The Commissioner issued the revised BRFL living document at the dawn of this, our tenth season. It made conference championship games worth 5. Did anybody read this document? Doubtful.
5 for the win. 1 for the no drop. Move up 2. 8 point weekend. 40 glorious points. Yet no one else lost to help your cause. You are not going to the CFP. Console yourself. At least, for now, you are the BRFL LEADER.

Clemson 45- North Carolina 37. Snott makes a strong move. Dumbo squares off against Stoopshit this week. CFP game is worth 7.
This week, 5 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 6 point weekend. 38 total.

Meechy State out Man-Balls Iowa 16-13 and takes the cheese. Next up, Alabama.
5 for the in, 1 or the no drop. 2 for the move up. 8 pointer. 27 for SeanPuffyG. Liberace pillow-talk time.

Notre Dame. 1 for the no drop. Independents don't have conference championships. 20. Chips. Salsa. Mexican Hat Dance. Men of the Scarlet and Gray beating you into submission. Fiesta Bowl fun.

Ole Miss. No game. 1 for the no drop. 20. Jimbosuke feeling a little like he got away with one this year. And feeling good about himself.

Texas A&M. Nothin'. 13 total for the Dancing Queen.

THE Ohio State University. AP drops hate on their asses. Drop 1. 12 total. Dicked on the Rose Bowl. Fucking asshole Kirk Ferentz goes to Pasedena. There is no God. Sock Puppet silent scream. Totally understandable.

Louisville. Naught. 7 on the regular season. BroFro despair. Could have been worse.

VTech. Naughty-naught. 6 total. DPo self loathing reaches all time high.

Boise State. Naught points. Naught bowl. Can that be right? CCS suicide watch. 3 points.

TCU. McLuvin'. No game. No change. 1 for the no drop. You squat at +5. Froggies disappoint. I thought it was a good idea. That should have been your first warning.

Arkansas. Bert Bielema. Not to be trusted under any circumstances. Ever. Randy plops down with minus 4.

Killer Bee. Premier season ends with the Nick Chubb knee injury. Coach gets fired. Really, nowhere to go but up from here, Killer. Minus 10 your total.

And then there was USC. When have you ever seen a playoff team end up deep in negative territory and tied for last in the BRFL? Thor's Hammer feathers Clembo's bung. You got clobbered by Stanford (and your good friend SkHank) and the AP REAMED you. You drop from #24 to off the chart that's a minus 6 playoff weekend and a statement on how much the PAC 12 South sucked this year. Minus 10 is your total.
Your assets have been frozen. Contact your attorney.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 14 Results

GG results:

Crazy stat: sweeping was the rule, not the exception.

Q: Would have swept but took Iowa. Hell and  damnation. 3 to go to 28.
DPo. Went with NC. No sweep. 3 to go to 32.
CCS. Sweep. Still the LEADER. 46.

SockPuppet. Sweep. 7 to go to 41.
BroFro. Sweep. 7 to got to 45. Sniffing Chip's ass.
Killer Bee. Sweep. Her first ever. 7 to go to 22.

Teebs. Let's not talk about it.
SeaScum. Sweep to go to 37.
McLuvin'. Sweeps his way to 31.

Randingus. Iowa. 3 to go to 28.
Jimbosuke. Megadouche. Florida (Florida!?) AND North Carolina. 2 to go to 31.
Snottie. Sweep to go to 41.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 14: Conference Championships

 





All at neutral sites:

Alabama (#2) vs. Florida (#18) SEC championship.

USC (#24) vs. Stanford (#&) PAC-12 championship

Moo U (#5) vs. Iowa (#4) B1G championship

North Carolina U (#8) vs. Clemson (#1) ACC championship.

1 for the win, 7 for the sweep.

BRFL Week 13. Rivalry Week Results

                           
                                    

So. How did it go this weekend, Brothers and Sisters?

Stanford. The Cardinal. With 30 seconds they come from behind and, speaking of coming from behind, Snottie, you'd better watch your bung 'cause the Prankster had an 8 point weekend and tied you for the lead. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and 6 for the move up. Total 32. Fear the Tree.

Clemson. 37-32 survival mode vs. nowhere-bound SowCow. Not so much unimpressive as kind of disturbing. Dabo Douchebag says there'll be a pizza party win or lose after the North Carolina game. That's a confidence builder. Fascinated by his cheesiness. 2 point weekend, still #1, 32 for you, Co-leader.

TCU. Lawd a'mighty, the Frogs get it right for a change. Dump a faltering Baylor squad and bag a 6 point weekend. 28-21 over the Bears and McLuvin' breaks on through to the other side. Positive territory. 4 points for McBroski.

Golden Domers. 38-36 in a heart breaker to Stanford. Had no idea ND was this good even though I've been shit slamming them all year. Not much of a drop. Minus 5. Teeblations at 19.

Georgia rolls GTech between the hedges 13-7. Sony Michell taking the reins from Nick Chubb and running all over everybody. Georgia AD shit-cans Mark Richt. 9 wins every season not enough. That's the SEC for you. Killer B keeps it real and works her way up to minus 10.

Ole Miss. 38-27 over Mississippi State and Dork Prescott. Chad Kelly en fuego and a 43 yard pick six doesn't hurt. Hotty Toddy! Got to love them Rebs. Jimbosuke on a natural high. 5 point weekend. 19 total for Mr. Beautiful.

Louisville drops an SEC team (sort of): 38-24 over Kentucky. Kentucky really would rather play basketball and it shows. 7 for BroFro.

Frank Beamer goes out with the "W" , 23-20 over the University of Vagina. 6 for DPo.

CCS rolls with a 40-23 mauling of lowly San Jose State. 1 point. Now you have 3.

What the fuck, ClemboSlice?! Yo-yo-ing like Q Woman once did. DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! Cross-town beat-down, 40-21 over UCLA. Nut punching the Bruins gets you 1 for the win, 1 for landing at 24. And 5 for the Diddle. 7 point weekend you have minus 4 but, HOLY SHIT, you are going to the conference championship game. I smell points.

Speaking of Q, Texas A&M is in the shit-house for sure. 19-7 you lose on the road to Crazy Les Miles allowing him to keep his job eating grass, wearing caps, saying odd things and just generally being Alabama's punching bag. Naught on the weekend. You have 13.

SeaDong. Moo U pours on the coal and hangs 55 on Penis State. OC gets the boot. Nittany's perpetually starting over. Tough shit for them. You have 18. Liberace couch snuggle continues.

THE Ohio State University runs rough-shod over Meechy in Ann Arbor. 42-13 the final. Mass exodus of TOSU players and coaches already giving me a pucker for next year. Sock Puppet picks up 4 for 13 total.

Randingus. Hogs malign horrible, hopeless, strike-prone Missouri, 28-3. Pick up a point. Minus 4.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life