Little Brother Kills Frogs

Sky Dawson, I fucking hate you.

Jimbsuke.

ClemboSlice Redemption Song

What do you get when you drop two lame-ass offenses and two pretty good defenses into a bowl, pour a shitload of rain on them and stir for three and a half hours? You get something that tastes like ass called the Russell Athletic Bowl and a duel between two dick-pull kickers you've never heard of. And you get a win on a field goal in OT. A field goal.
In over time.
What that means is that Buttgers, who had the second possession of overtime, could not match the paltry 3 points that Virginia Tech put up. Even though they started on the VT's 35.
Here's what this shameful comedy of errors looked like:

Logan Thomas sucks, Clem. That's why your season sucked. But Gary Nova, the Rutgers signal caller, he sucks much worse. Gary Nova. You know he plays for Rutgers just by the name. A Jersey guy, who sucks, and plays for Rutgers. And doesn't complete a lot of passes.
Congratulations, ClemboSlice. Strong finish for your Hokies.
Another fuck-over on your Commissioner,  of course, since I had Gary Novadouche and the Scarlet Knights. That's okay, I guess. I can sell pencils on the street corner and shit like that. No worries.

Bobcat Bite

Just outside of Santa Fe, NM there used to be a road side cafe called Bobcat Bite. It served burgers and lunch-joint fare and was mighty good.
The Bobcat burger had jalapenos and spicy shit wound all through it and it burned your guts all day and then gave you a three alarm poop-hole fire the next morning. For about an  hour.
AY CHIJUAJA, AMIGO! That was a hot burger.
Which has nothin' special to do with what BroFro's finally healthy Ohio Bobcats did to ULM yesterday (of course I had ULM, dumbkopf. I'm a fucking pail full of loser this GG season).  I watched some of this game and it was an ass-beat from start to finish. Total domination. And, also, I never thought, nor was I informed, that the ULM QB throws the ball like he has a 200 pound dwarf hanging off his nuts with his little hands squeezing scrote for dear life. It looks like it's tough to throw under those conditions.

Beau Blankenship. Beau Fucking Blankenship. May he shit Bobcat Bite Burger chunky, hard fat turds for the rest of his damn life. Thanks for the loss, Beau.
You and your Bobcat friends can feather my bung.

Jimbosuke

Hope All you GGers and BRFLers had a Great Christmas

Go CUSE in the Pinstripe Bowl today....beat those Mountain boys !!

The Loneliness of Steve-o Stripling

The head coach quit.
Happy trails, Butch Jones. Get outta' here, scumbag.
The offensive coordinator bailed. See ya', douchebag.
So, too, the defensive coordinator took a powder.
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, Loser.
Suddenly Cincinnati had become a radioactive town for college coaches.
Except for one. Steve Stripling. The Dline coach. A face like 20 miles of bad road. Yes, an interim coach. But what an interim coach. Take note, interim coach Guidry. Mr. Stripling has 'Head Man" written all over him. You, Mr. Guidry, have "hack defensive coordinator" scrawled all over your vagina.
This was a hell of a bowl  game. A game coached on one side, I suspect, entirely by the players.
And Steve-o Stripling. Thank you, Steve-o. Bearcats with the win.

Whoa. Daddy.

Jimbosuke

The Hubris of the Hilltoppers.

It's fourth and 2 on the Chippewa 19 yard line.
There are 51 seconds left in the game.
A few minutes ago, the Chippewas stopped you on the goal line on 4th down.
In the first half they dominated you.
Yet here you are, Western Kentucky U., on the Chippewa 19 with 51 seconds to play in regulation. It's fourth down and 2 and you are trailing 24-21.

Here's what you did: (go to 1:33 in the video)

Thank you, interim coach Guidry, for douching your gaping asshole with my dreams of GG glory.
Good luck on the job search, interim coach Guidry. Everyone will know, just mentioning, why you are a defensive coordinator and not head coach material. You said your players wanted to go for the win. How about kicking the chip shot field goal, going to OT and actually having a snowball's chance at the win? Instead, you fucking FUCKING clowns line up and throw down the sideline, into triple coverage. That's what you did. Instead of kicking the field goal.

You cost me another GG game, Fuckers. Not too pleased about it.

Jimbosuke

Seannie Graham and the Estonian Connection

And who picked SMU?

Seannie Graham.

Yes, he was the only one.
Did you know about the Mad Estonian, Margus Hunt, SMU had on the D-line?
You are scum, Sean.

Jimbosuke

MERRY CHRISTMAS BRFLers !

BCS National Championship Bowl Game - GG Season 7 Bowl-A-Pa-Looza Season Finale

Monday January 7, 2013 @ 8:30 PM      THE BCS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME

                       ALABAMA   vs   NOTRE DAME


GGers:  To be eligible, please make sure you pick by kickoff !!

This game is worth 20 points !!  


Good Luck, and thanks for a great season,
McLovin'

FOURTH GROUP OF BOWL-A-Pa-Looza Bowl Games ( 5 Games !!!!! )

DON'T FLUSH YOUR SEASON YET GGers, THERE'S MORE BOWLS.....FIVE THIS TIME !!!!!

All games are January 2nd through January 6th, 2013.....to be eligible, make your picks by kick-off of the Florida vs Louisville Allstate Sugar Bowl on Wednesday, January 2nd, 2013 @ 8:30 PM

The Scoring Possibilities:

Sugar, Fiesta and Cotton Bowls are worth seven points each.  Get all three of these right and get 25 points for the three-bowl sweep.

Compass and Go-Daddy.com Bowls are worth one point each, period.


The Bowls: 

Wednesday January 2, 2013 @ 8:30 PM  Allstate SUGAR BOWL  Florida  vs  Louisville

Thursday January 3, 2013 @ 8:30 PM  Tostitos FIESTA BOWL  Kansas State  vs  Oregon

Friday January 4, 2013 @ 8 PM  AT & T COTTON BOWL  Oklahoma  vs  Texas A & M

Saturday January 5, 2013 @ 1 PM  BBVA Compass Bowl  Ole Miss  vs  Pittsburgh

Sunday January 6, 2013 @ 9 PM  GoDaddy.com Bowl  Arkansas State  vs  Kent State  

Best of Luck Competitors,
McLovin'  

This From Our Man in Columbus

Thankfully, our pal Surrounded in Columbus is always good for a nugget or four from deep behind enemy lines.  Today he sent the picture below with the following email:

Most people would be disappointed to be 12-0 & staying home.  They're not most people.

No word yet on when Tressel Boned Us But We Still Hoisted Him on Our Shoulders Like Morons Lane is going up.

Ohio State hosts a "celebration of perfection against reason" Tuesday during which Galileo will be burned at the stake and the sun declared to revolve around the earth.

Tell me something I don't know. Maurice Clarett:

He was a hard worker in practice and in games. But off the field, he was living a completely different life. "I took golf, fishing, and softball as classes," Clarett says. "Away from class, anything you can think of I did in my 13 months at Ohio State." Drugs and women were two of the things. Cars were another—he owned three of them at a time, including a brand-new Cadillac and Lexus. "I was living the NFL life in college," he says. "I got paid more in college than I do now in the UFL.

Bowl-A-Pa-Looza's THIRD GROUP OF BOWL GAMES for GG-Season 7 (10 games)

Comin' straight at ya GGers,

Here's the THIRD Installment of Bowl-A-Pa-Looza for GG-Season 7 -- Ten Games


To be eligible, get your picks in by kick-off of the NC State vs Vanderbilt game on Monday December 31, 2012 at 12 Noon !!

Points to be Gained:
Each game is woth one point...........BUT also:
Get 3 right and get 5 points
Get 4 right and get 7 points
Get 5 right and get 12 points
Get 6 right and get 14 points
Get 7 right and get 18 points
Get 8 right and get 20 points
Get 9 right and get 22 points
Get all 10 right and get 25 points

THE BOWL GAMES:

Monday, December 31, 2012 @ 12 Noon  Franklin Amer. Mort. City Bowl  --  NC State  vs  Vanderbilt

Monday, December 31, 2012 @ 2 PM  Hyundai Sun Bowl  --  Georgia Tech  vs  USC

Monday, December 31, 2012 @ 3:30 PM  AutoZone Liberty Bowl  --  Iowa State  vs  Tulsa

Monday, December 31, 2012 @ 7:30 PM  Chick-fil-A Bowl  --  Clemson  vs  LSU

Tuesday, January 1, 2013 @ 12 Noon  Heart of Dallas Bowl  --  Purdue  vs  Oklahoma State

Tuesday, January 1, 2013 @ 12 Noon  TaxSlayer.com Gator Bowl  --  Mississippi State  vs  Northwestern

Tuesday, January 1, 2013 @ 1 PM  Capital One Bowl  --  Georgia  vs  Nebraska

Tuesday, January 1, 2013 @ 1 PM  Outback Bowl  --  Michigan  vs  South Carolina

Tuesday. January 1, 2013 @ 5 PM  ROSE BOWL  --  Stanford  vs  Wisconsin

Tuesday, January 1, 2013 @ 8:30 PM  Discover ORANGE BOWL  --  Florida State  vs Northern Illinois

Happy New Year and GG ON !!
McLovin'
 

  

Christmas is Coming, The Goose is Getting Fat, Please Put a Penny in the Old Man's Hat

BOWL-A_PaLooza Season 7 --- SECOND GROUP of Bowls ( 13 Games )

The Second Batch of Bowl-A-Pa-Looza Season 7 is for 13 Games, spanning from Monday, December 24th Christmas Eve at 8 Pm through Saturday December 29th.

Eligible if you get your picks in by kickoff of the Christmas Eve Game ( Fresno St vs SMU )

Points Availability: 
Each game is worth one point each.
Get five right and get 8 points.
Get six right and get 10 points.
Get seven right and get 11 points.
Get eight right and get 13 points.
Get nine right and get 15 points.
Get ten right and get 18 points.
Get eleven right and get 20 points.
Get twelve right and get 22 points.
Get all thirteen right and get 26 points. 

The Bowl Games:

Monday 12/24/12 @ 8 PM  Sheraton Hawaii Bowl  --  Fresno State  vs  SMU

Wednesday 12/26/12 @ 7:30 PM  Little Ceasor's Pizza Bowl  --  Central Michigan  vs  Western Kentucky

Thursday 12/27/12 @ 3 PM  Military Bowl  --  Bowling Green  vs San Jose State

Thursday 12/27/12 @  6:30 PM  Belk Bowl  --  Cincinnati  vs  Duke

Thursday 12/27/12 @ 9:45 PM  Bridgepoint Education Holiday Bowl  --  Baylor  vs  UCLA

Friday 12/28/12 @ 2 PM  Advocare V100 Independece Bowl  --  Ohio vs ULM

Friday 12/28/12  @ 5:30 PM  Russell Athletic Bowl  --  Rutgers  vs  Virginia Tech

Friday 12/28/12 @ 9 PM  Meineke Car Care Bowl of Texas  --  Minnesota  vs  Texas Tech

Saturday 12/29/12 @ 11:45 AM  Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl  --  Air Force  vs  Rice

Saturday 12/29/12 @ 3:15 PM  New Era Pinstripe Bowl  --  Syracuse  vs  West Virginia

Saturday  12/29/12 @ 4 PM  Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl  --  Arizona State  vs  Navy

Saturday  12/29/12 @ 6:45  Valero Alamo Bowl  --  Oregon State  vs  Texas

Saturday 12/29/12 @ 10:15 PM  Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl  --  Michigan State  vs  TCU

Continued Good Luck and Merry Christmas,
McLovin'       

Sweathogs

Sorry to see that Sean's stint with Sgt Pepper didn't work out. And whatever happened to the owner of that pube fro?  How is it that after a lifetime with Sean, Q still looks 19?

The Legend of Manatee ToeJam

Greetings, HeismaniacBitches!

A rough, rough Heisman race comes to an end. And in the BRFL, there's blood on the sidewalk.
Again.
Optimus Klein, the favorite, douches out and finishes dead last. Never the same after that concussion, was Collin Klein and it cost him. 7% of first place votes. Fuck. Ing. Pathetic, Collin.

Manatee ToeJam. Okay. Probably the best player, non-quarterback speaking. Lynch-pin of the Domer national championship run? No doubt. He has, what, 20 interceptions? See previous posts for ToeJam highlight reel. Finishes second.  37% of the first place votes, Mr. Midwestern Angry Samoan Hero.

And the winner...Johnny Football. Just, well, just puke all over yourself, Heismaniacs. I did. Nobody even had this geek on their list. Nobody. This twerp-ass Aggie has one huge game and the Heisman voters go raging boner over the freshman. Okay. Fine. Should have noticed the guy. Put him on my list. But the winner?! Never would have called that. 55% of the first place votes. Wins going away, the prick. Give him his props, he took some years off Nick Saban's life. Thank you for that, Johnny.

Some of you twits didn't even have Manatee on your list. You're so DONE. You know who you are.
Some of us dumb-asses just carried the ToeJammer as a token. Done-zo as well. I think I gave him 5% of the votes or something childish like that.
Then there were three. Who took the MT seriously. And gave the bone breaking Pacific Island Madman his due. SockPuppet gave him 20%. Not enough, Sock. DBung also gave him 20%. You fell short as well, DBungle.

And damned if Snott doesn't slide in there again and give Manatee an eerily accurate 35%! If I recall Snottie was the first to toot the defensive player for Heisman horn. Congratulations, ScoDouche. You are our Heismaniac Season 7 winner. I think you'll snag about a hundred bucks for this, depending on how many times I dip into the vault for walkin' around money between now and the payout.

Scott had Optimus Klein on his list, too. Which means he picked as many invitiees as any dummy. So the tie-break went to the nimrod who gave the runner up the most accurate number of first place votes. I know, I know. I'm awesome. My cerebrum is bigger than most planets.

Great contest. Again, I love me some me. Whoo. Yes, I do.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life
Principal Administrator for the Heismaniac Award

WELCOME to BowlAPaLooza for GG-Season 7 ... The First Six Bowls

Welcome GGers.....

This bowl season, we will group bowl games together in greater numbers than in years past when we did traditional packs of three.....this will free GGers from having to check the Blog every ten minutes to vote...
the scoring will be explained in each grouping, so watch for the details when posted, because there will be variations each time....there will be five total packets during this BowlAPaLooza, so consult the Blog and also the 2012-2013 College Football Bowl Schedule ( which lists all 35 Bowls and the details of each game )  

Here are the first six bowls of the season...

Each game is worth one point on it's own...
Get three right and get 6 points.
Get four right and get 8 points.
Get five right and get 10 points.
Get all six right and get 12 points.

Must have picks in by kickoff at 1 PM on Saturday December 15th to be eligible...
that's the Gildan New Mexico Bowl.

The Games:

#Gildan New Mexico Bowl -- Sat, December 15th @ 1 PM
Arizona vs. Nevada 

#Famous Idaho Potato Bowl -- Sat, December 15th @ 4:30 PM
Toledo vs. Utah State

#ESan Diego County CU Poinsettia Bowl -- Thu, December 20th @8 PM
BYU vs. San Diego State

#Beef  'O'  Brady's Bowl --  Fri, December 21st @ 7:30 PM
Ball State vs. UCF

#R + L Carriers New Orleans Bowl -- Sat, December 22nd @ 12 PM
East Carolina vs. UL Lafayette

#MAACO Bowl Las Vegas -- Sat, December 22nd @ 3:30 PM
Boise State vs. Washington

Happy Bowling to All,
McLovin'
 

She Loves to Run

Just the obsessive personality this league needs.

Full Service is in the house, HomeBitches.

http://thequad.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/12/03/2012-13-bowl-game-schedule/?ref=ncaafootball

Bowl game schedule, SlutMongers.

Jimbosuke,
Full Service Commissioner for Life.

Heismaniac, the Prelude

Douchamigos:

Looks like there were only three invitees to the NYC jock-sniff club for the Heisman pickle pull this year.

Collin "Optimus" Klein.
Johnny Football Manziel.
Manatee ToeJam.

Did your list include these guys? No? Fuck you then.
Can't wait for the final tally.

Feather my bung.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

2012 Ohio State Bowl Game T-Shirt

Regular Season Finale- Scrotbags-REDUX

New Maths

Randstain 42 Q-Spot 40 SkHank 37 D.Po 22 Timmy! 19 Syph 18 Brofro 9 Sock Puppy 5 Commish 1 McLovin 2 Clemstain -6 SeaScrote -7 Snott -8

Not so fast, My Friend. These scores are under further
 review.  Jimbosuke 

Rereviewed and scores adjusted because some of you are pussies and want accuracy from this here league. Grow up, shitbags. 

Spectrum:

Randi $372 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scott ($278)

BOWLaPaLooza --- Coming Soon

BowlaPaLooza will be ramping up very soon...we will entertain ALL bowl games again this season...it will be weird, it may be annoying...

The prudent GGer will consult the blog often during the upcoming weeks to vote on groups of bowls as they are posted, and to preserve eligibility in order to qualify for the maximum amount of points possible.

You may love it, you may like it or you may hate it....maybe all three...

Whataya want for ten bucks ?!

Stay tuned...

McLovin'

GG-Season 7 Week 15 ARMY ~ NAVY GAME

The ARMY ~ NAVY Game is the only one on tap for GG-7 Week 15

This game will be worth 5 points this year, period.
Make your pick by kickoff to count


3 PM Saturday December 8, 2012
     ARMY  vs  NAVY
       at Lincoln Financial Field
                 Philadelphia, Pa 
                       on CBS


     God Bless America


McLovin'

Boogie Woogie, Bitches

HEY!!!

Week 14 and we're already underway.

SkHank can no longer be ignored. He ain't just playing for the Liberace (3rd place). He's gunnin' for the whole head o' cabbage. UCLA downed again, twice in one week, by the mighty Cardinal. This time it's FOR REAL:  (8) Stanford 27 -  (17) UCLA 24, skHank grabs the PAC-12 crown and heads to the Rose Bowl. Where he will probably face some cut-rate clown from the Big Ten. His points are adding up, People.

Other games:

(12) Oklahoma @ TCU. I comin' for you, Big Game Bob. Toot, toot goes the TCU horn, Bitch.
(13) Florida State U @ Georgia Tech. Seminole Syph vs. G Tech. Is this a championship game? I think so. But it's an ACC championship game. Yawn.
(23) Texas @ (7) Kansas State U. Here you go, Q. No need to thank the Frogs for tenderizing old Bevo for you last week. Mack Brown goes down. Bevo: it's what's for dinner!
(14) Nebraska @ Wisconsin. Talk about a boring 'conference championship'. Still, a win could bag you some much needed points, Snott. Get in Bo Pellini's head. It's not difficult. He's a maniac psycho.
Kansas @ West Virginia U. SeaScrote, remember when your team mattered? Long time ago, eh, Buddy?

HEY!!!

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life