Draftology 2012
1*. ScoTouch Wisconsin Badgers
2. Clemstain - Virginia Tech
3. BroDouche - Ohio U. Bobcats
4. D.Po - Oregon Mighty Ducks
5. Slim Jim - TCU
6. Syph-a-licious - Florida State Semenholes
7. SeaScrote - West Virginia Mouseketeers
8. Q-spot- Kansas State Mildcats
9. Timmy! BonaDouche'- Clemson Tigers
10. McFeces- Michigan Wolverines
11. SockSuckIt-Utah Poots
12. skHank- The Cardinal of Stanford
13.Randpussy- Gainesville Mullets
* First Pick in the 2012 BRFL draft belonged to Mind Freak. Due to excessive pussiness, Mind Freak is taking a financial redshirt this season. By default, number one overall pick goes to ScoTush, who promptly wasted it. My mind is...blown.
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| • Others receiving votes: Notre Dame 83, Washington 55, Auburn 53, North Carolina 32, Utah SheepStabbers-SockTrojenZ, Georgia Tech 25, Brigham Young 22, Tennessee 15, South Florida 11, Baylor 9, Texas A&M 5, UCF 4, Missouri 3, North Carolina State 3, Cincinnati 3, Houston 1, Louisiana Tech 1, Mississippi State 1, Northern Illinois 1. Ohio Bobcats - Paulbung...Bwaaaaahahaha • Note: First-pace votes in parentheses. |
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ReplyDeletePaulDouche goes with the Ohio University Bobcats.
ReplyDeleteDPo on the clock.
PaulDouche takes the pressure off the entire League by producing the Worst Pick Ever. At least I know whatever happens to me this year, I didn't totally blow and swallow the 3 rd pick overall. I could understand if he was picking 75th or something, but the 3rd pick? Some serious self-loathing going on here. on
ReplyDeleteGot the tin foil hat on. Ruminating on my bountiful choices thanks to the non-picks ahead of me.
ReplyDeleteIn a display of total awesomeness, the overlord of all things BRFL who lords over all, selects the Oregon Ducks. Fully aware his eminence will incur the wrath of the Living Document's 1 point penalty, thereby beginning the 2012 Season at -1. How long does this last? Not long, Skidmarks, not long. Behold! Trembling neophytes, take note as to how the game is played. Jimmychonga, you are now on the clock.
ReplyDeleteCommissioner's going with the TCU Horned Frogs. Go Toads.
ReplyDeleteBring me some Casheesh.
Light up TCU on that board, MuffChew.
ReplyDeleteChipn'Sores on the clock.
ReplyDeleteTexas Christian, BITCHE$$$$$$$!
ReplyDeleteBobcats and Ducks and Toads, OH MY !!!!
ReplyDeletetsp lurks in the distant shadows.......
"Syph-a-licious"?! Bravo.
ReplyDeleteWhat are you pondering there Chipaliscious?
ReplyDelete....heard Penn State might be a dark horse pick this season...
ReplyDeleteChip. Florida State. Pain.
ReplyDeleteQ-woman on the clock. SeaSyph taps WVU sending everybody back to their picks for a schedule check. Damn you, Seannie Graham.
ReplyDeleteSeannie maybe getting schooled by the Q this year?
ReplyDeleteI like the pick.
Then again, they did get pretty lucky in some of those wins last year. And it's a nasty schedule. Could be a loser.
Timmy! on the clock.
ReplyDeleteTimmy! selects Clemson Tiggers. Off the clock. Who got next?
ReplyDeleteI, THE Steaming Pile, am on the clock !!
ReplyDeleteWITH THE 10TH PICK IN THE BRFL SEASON SEVEN DRAFT
ReplyDeleteTHE STEAMING PILE
PICKS
MICHIGAN................
6:13 PM Tuesday August 21st, 2012
Settle down, McPile.
ReplyDeleteSockPuppet on the clock.
Utah
DeleteI can't believe you all passed on these guy's
SockPuppet still on the clock.
ReplyDeleteWhat's your deal, SockPuppet?
Last I heard, he was on top of his trailer naked and throwin' shit off it.
DeleteHe picked the Utes according to the Pony Express e.mail I just read....
ReplyDeleteTHe Utah Utes?! You're fucking shitting me, McPile. Where did you hear that nonsense? I'm not posting that kind of shizzle without confirmation, Penis.
ReplyDeleteskHank takes the Cardinal of Stanford. Rationale? "Smart guys make the best cheaters." Cynical, even by BRFL standards. But, perversely, I like the pick. Stanford been berry, berry gewd to me. Why not skHank? Gonna be a little pissed if this turns out to be the sleeper pick of the season. Certainly, they're going to ass-paddle the Utes. That's a given.
ReplyDeleteRaqndpussy on the clock!
ReplyDeleteRandingle taps the University of Florida. Gator-chomping bunch of mullets! Abusers of The Ohio State University in high profile games. Bunch of ex-cons and delinquents. But a damn fine pick of what was left on the lunch room floor.
ReplyDeleteAll thirteen are in.
It was a hell of a draft, Boys.
DPud, should we post The Living Document? That's some serious intellectual property there, Boy. Should we keep it in the safe at an undisclosed location?
Tattoo it on the back of each League member, in perpetitude. Always representin'.
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ReplyDeleteI could use another tat.....ink me up with the LD boys !!!!
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