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Monday, August 13, 2012

Public Service Announcement

Not college football, but further proof your BRFL overlords have your best interest at heart. Ditch the condom receipt, they ain't tax deductible (Your BRFL losses are, however). And if your wife finds the receipt, head butt the bitch.




Chad Johnson, Evelyn Lozada, Icon SMI

Miami Dolphins receiver Chad Johnson has been arrested on domestic violence charges in Davie, Florida. Davie police Capt. Dale Engle says Johnson and his wife were at dinner Saturday and she confronted him about a receipt she had found for a box of condoms. His wife, Evelyn Lozada, is on the reality show, Basketball Wives, and the couple married July 4. Engle says when they arrived at their driveway, Lozada says Johnson head-butted her. She was treated at a hospital for a forehead cut. Engle told the NFL Network that Johnson claimed they accidentally bumped heads during the argument.

1 comment:

  1. That's the hardest lick Ocho HasBeen has put on anybody in years. Evelyn, come on. You confront a brother in the driveway about infidelity you don't say a word until you get a five iron in your hands and commence to swingin' it for all you're worth. This is basic stuff, Mrs. Basketball. Wake up and damn smell the coffee, Girl. I can't believe I have to connect these dots.

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