Think the Commish is tempted to pick his beloved Buckeyes? There's a new Commander-in-Cheat down in Columbus and he's a changed man. And the Scarlet and Gray are unranked. Very tempting. Very tempting indeed.I bet Jimmy's just busting a gut hoping they will be available when he picks. Anyone going to step up and select the home team and make him bust a nut sack?
Short on linebackers during last season's Ohio
State-Michigan game, dinged-up Ryan
Shazier remained on the field with a brace bolstering the left knee to which he
had sustained a sprained ligament in the second quarter. "I watched that [the Michigan] game on TV, and Shazier didn't play
very good," [Urban Meyer] said. A ragged chorus of reporters noted that Shazier
was hurt. An Ohio State publicist piped up:
"Coach, he was really hurt." "The dog ate my homework," Meyer said. "He
didn't play very well. Linebackers have to play dinged up a little bit. The
great ones do." Meyer's remarks were so at odds with the perception of Shazier
as to seem cold, crude and uninformed.
More on how Mrs. Meyer will be sorely disillusioned this year:
http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/8239451/ohio-state-coach-urban-meyer-new-commitment-balancing-work-family-life
Shit-slamming my hero, Ryan Shazier, for playing on a gimped out knee against the scUM from up north?! Way to look like the intense butthole of the moment, Urban. Not going to be getting many Christmas cards that way, Named-for-a-Pope Guy. Not to mention that R. Shazier could probably toss U. Meyer across a garage like a rag doll. Or a wet Kotex. Which is kind of how the Urbano comes across in his pressers. Like, "Gee, so-and-so is a god awful TERRIBLE football player. I want to eat his children. But we'll see if we can juice him up with some pain killers and ride him until his brain turns to goo and then we'll yank his scholarship. Fuck him. Next question."
ReplyDeleteAnd, "Tell my wife I forgot how to spell 'dinner' when we moved to Columbus. How DO you spell 'dinner', anyway? Isn't it p-i-z-z-a? And c-o-f-f-e-e? Fuck her."
Your hero is a teenage boy?
ReplyDelete" 'the dog ate my homwork', so I pulled his teeth out with vise grips and ate them for 'dinner'", said the recently anti-psychotic free, mullet state reject.
ReplyDeleteAnd, yeah, Ryan Shazier is my hero, WoodenDong#69. Not that it's any of your god damn business, AssLick.