Questionable decision making, poor hygiene, bankruptcy imminent, social outcast, embarrassment to friends and family alike, gets his drank on, likely to be found naked in a roadside ditch. Again.
What's not to like? He embodies the entire league. In one body.
Role model, extraordinaire, Amigo. Gets hammered out of his skull, gets naked, walks into a convenience store and calmly orders up some cigarettes. And they arrest the man for that? It's a convenience store. What's more convenient than not bothering with your clothes when you're shit-faced drunk and you need cigarettes? I just don't get it. Where's the crime here? We offer this dude. Again and again. Hurry up before he gets out of rehab and starts thinking straight.
Questionable decision making, poor hygiene, bankruptcy imminent, social outcast, embarrassment to friends and family alike, gets his drank on, likely to be found naked in a roadside ditch. Again.
ReplyDeleteWhat's not to like? He embodies the entire league. In one body.
Role model, extraordinaire, Amigo. Gets hammered out of his skull, gets naked, walks into a convenience store and calmly orders up some cigarettes. And they arrest the man for that? It's a convenience store. What's more convenient than not bothering with your clothes when you're shit-faced drunk and you need cigarettes? I just don't get it. Where's the crime here? We offer this dude. Again and again. Hurry up before he gets out of rehab and starts thinking straight.
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