Virginia Tech dumps Clemson in South Carolina, 20 - 16. This is what happens when you think you're different. A vocal opponent of NIL and revenue sharing, too proud for The Portal, Dabo is still doing it the Clemson Way. And losing at home to a nobody team. Now explain to me how every single one of us (except McLovin, and he was just being a smart-ass) could be dumb enough to pick Clemson. Thanks for nothing, Coach Hot Seat.
USC 7, Wisconsin 24. The Badgers run USC out of Camp Randall. Everyone knew that USC sucked on defense. Guess they're gonna' blow on offense too now. Jayden Maiava throws two picks in the first quarter. Wisconsin limits USC to minus seventeen yards rushing. MINUS 17. USC 'fans' now calling Lincoln Riley "LinkedIn Riley". It's true. Both USC fans are doing this.
Psycho took the Badgers. What did he know and when did he know it? I'm not afraid to ask the hard questions.
Utah 21, Houston 13. Utes dump Cougars. McLovin experiencing The Rapture. Q not so much.
I thought Utah was supposed to suck this year? Was this a conference game? I don't know. Somebody look into this.
Wasn't prepared for McLovin's great pick this year. Spiritually, really, I wasn't prepared. It's disturbing.
Scores:
Q: GUTTERBALL! Zero. Has 14.
ChibaChews: Scores one on the back of the Utes. 18.
Dog: GUTTERBALL! 0. 18.
Lola: 1 to make 14. A lot of 'moxie'.
Ronde': 1. Total 9. Big week for Mr. Sucks-at-this.
DPo: 1. 19. The Leader. Also, a douche.
Sock: 1 to make 9. But this sucking reflects Betting the Ranch. And Losing. And being a punk bitch.
SpecialK: 1 to get to 12. Playing the Long Game. Or just kind of sucking.
$$uke: 1 to make 18. Believes in himself. Nobody else does.
Psycho: 2. Major score. Don't like it. 12.
Teebs. GUTTERBALL! 0. 11. Meh.
McLovin: 2. The other high scorer. Has 15. You hate to see it.
BigDom: 1 to make 13. Fart Whisperer.
BroFro: 1 to get to 15. You need more points. But you knew that. Your future looks grim.
Let's just go.
Lance Herbstrong
Commissioner for Life
Go Utes!
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