Week 5 GG Results

 Week 5 GG.

LSU 19, Ole Miss 24. This was a tough game to pick, until it wasn't. LSU can't run the ball. Garrett Nussmeier was once a September Heisman candidate. No longer. Ole Miss drops LSU behind their 6 foot tall, former D2, back-up QB Trinidad Chambliss. Brian Kelly still in the medical tent. 

Oregon 24, Penn State 24, double overtime. Oh, for Christ's sake. Oregon, vile Oregon, is up 17 - 3 with 12:25 left in the fourth quarter. And then, magically, Penn State realizes it's in a football game and finds the end zone on consecutive possessions, then stuffs Dan Lanning's ass on downs to go to overtime. Penn State scores again, but Dingle-hole Dan's turd-posse answers. 2nd OT. Danny Dildo and the Ducks find pay-dirt but can't pay-off the 2 point conversion. PSU with the ball back. It's first down. FIRST DOWN. And Drew Allar tries to force a pass in to his tight end who is squeezed between three asshole Duck defenders and the sideline. Interception. Game over. Now we have to hear the 'Big Game James' shit again. Team douchebag acts like team douchebag after the final play. Surprise! Dan Lanning. 

Alabama 24, Georgia 21, between the hedges in Athens, Georgia. Alabama owns Kirby Smart. Is Alabama good or is Georgia just not that great without its 7th year senior QB and truck full of giant Tight Ends? Marticus Ryanus once said, "College football is cyclical". 

The wisdom is real. 

Q. 1. Total 11. Slippin'.

Chiba. 0. GUTTERBALL. Total 4. There are no words.

DogTBH. 1. Total 8. Ugh.

Lola. 0. GUTTERBALL. Total 5. Sad.

Ronde'. 0. GUTTERBALL. Total 12. What the fuck?

DPo. 2 to go to 5. At least someone is trying. 

Sock. 1 to go to 6. Shitburger.

KBro. 1 to go to 8. Big deal.

$$uke. 1 to go to 7. Employees must wash hands after using the toilet.

Psycho. 1 to make 6. Remediation.

Teebs. 0. GUTTERBALL. Still has 10. But sucks.

McLovin. SWEEP! The only one who picked Alabama. 5 to go to 11. Breathtaking. 

BigDom. 2 to go to 13. Pretty good. The Leader.

BreauxFreaux. 1 to make 8? What's your deal? You okay?

Lorne Malvo

Commissioner for Life