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Sunday, December 17, 2023

GG, Dawn of the Bowls, Results

 First set of bowl games yields up 5 sweeps.


The Ohio Bobcats cock-whip Georgia Southern with their back up QB and sans their #1 RB. Sad. 41 - 21, Bobcats over Panthers.

Jacksonville State Gamecocks pull it out vs the Rajin' Cajuns 34 -31. What can you say about this one. I have not idea. I didn't watch it.

Cal gets slapped around by Texas Tech and takes the L, 34 -14 Red Raiders. Tahj Brooks puts on a show. 

SockPuppet. SWEEP! Team Tool slides in there with 5 to make 38.
Lola. SWEEP! BAM! 5 to go to 32.
BreauxFreaux. 2 to go to 34. Georgia Southern be like, 'we suck'.
Timmy! 2 to go to 26. Love the old school Georgia Southern helmets. But the team blows.
Snottie. 1 to make 32. Major slippage here. Do you not want to win? Is that your deal?
DPo. 2 to go to 40 and a share of the lead.  Georgia fucking Southern on your  mind. 
Chiba. SWEEP! Yeah, Baby. 5 to go to 38. 
Q. 1 to make 17. So horribly sad. How many weeks have you picked up just one? A bunch.
McLovin. SWEEP! Quietly building momentum. 5 to go to 34.
$$uke. 2 to go to 29. Fuck you, Georgia Southern.
KBron. 1 to make 25. Squandering GG points never helped anyone, ToolSack.
DTBH. 2 to make 20. At least you're trying. Georgia Southern nacho fren.
Ronde'. 1 to stall out at 40 and a share of the top spot. Picked a bad week to go Full Retard.
CCS. SWEEP! This turd won't go away. 5 to make 38.

You want more? 

Youse is gonna' git more.

Lance Herbstrong
Commissioner for Life.

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