BRFL Week 13 Results

 Rivalry week.

SockPuppet. Texas Longhorns pulverize Texas Tech, 57 - 7 in Austin. Horns lookin' salty at just the right time. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. No AP love. +2 weekend. +27 total. Conference Championship next week.

Lola. A rudderless Texas A&M squad gets pushed around by LSU. 42 - 30, Tigers over the Aggies in Baton Rouge. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up. +3 weekend, +3 on the season. Remarkable comeback, though, to be honest, your pick was not great. So  it's kind of your fault.

BreauxFreaux. A vicious 57 - 7 drubbing by Texas. No reason to rub salt in this wound. Zero on the weekend. You have +6 on the season. The best that can be said is that, with six wins, you're bowl eligible. Barely.

the epic goal line stand in 2012

Timmy! Notre Dame hammers Stanford, 56 - 23 in Palo Alto. Yo-yo year for the Domers. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up in the AP. +3 weekend, a respectable +16 on the season.

Snottie. The Oregon Ducks handle their business in Eugene. They pound Beaver in Autzen Stadium, oregon 31, Oregon State 7. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up. +3 weekend as you position yourself to maybe Take The Cheese with +33 on the season.

DPo. Wisconsin makes off with Paul Bunyan's Axe then tries to chop down Minnie's goal post with it. 

Badgers 28, Golden Gophers 14. 1 for the win. Minus 3 on the season.

ChibaChews. Clemson goes on the road and hands it to SowCow in Columbia, SC. Clemson 16, GameCocks 7. Dabo won't go quietly, the turd. But wait...oh, never mind. I thought you got a Diddle but I was looking at the CFP or the Coaches Poll or some shit. The AP hates you, hates Dabo, hates the whole fucking state of South Carolina. You got one for the win and you're at minus 15. 

Q. Men of Troy with a BYE to end the season. USC is a pick that just did not work out. You have minus 18 going into the conference championship weekend. A weekend during which your team will not be playing.

McLovin. TTUN's QB is better than TOSU's QB. Up against a hellish defense and saddled with an unreliable QB Ryan Day goes full pucker and coaches scared, shitty, odd, whatever. Three in row for the Maize and Blew. Michigan 30, Ohio State 24 in the Big House. AP drops you 4. You have +10 on the season.

$$uke. Oregon skins the Beavers 31 - 7 in Eugene. Beavers go off the rails. Coach leaves for Meechy State, RB Damien Martinez gets a DUII (don't know what that is. Driving under incredible impairment?) and DJ Uiagalelei enters the tranny portal, again. Oregon goes on to the PAC-12 champs game. AP socks it to the Beaver, minus 6, $$uke at +14.

KBron. Ole Miss drops Mississippi State on the road in the latest edition of the Egg Bowl. Rebs 17, Bulldogs 7. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 from the AP. +3 weekend. +32 total. 

Dog The Bounty Hunter. KSU takes the 'L' as the Iowa State Cyclones come to down and dump the Wildcats. Iowa State 42, Kansas State 35. You crash from your lofty perch at AP #19 right on out of the poll. That's right. Minus 6 on the way out the booby hatch and then REAM! Minus 5 more. Apocalyptic minus 11 weekend puts you at minus 5. Hey, you've got your health.

Ronde'. Tulane schools UTSA. Green Wave 29, Roadrunners 16. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up. +3. +25 Total. It would take a miracle but you're not out of it. Conference Championship pays +4 for a win, so there's that.

CCS. Oklahoma buries TCU 69 - 45. Impressive Sooner romp over the Toads. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and 1 for the move up in the AP. +3 weekend. +27 total. A very long shot to Take The Cheese but, again, not impossible. 

On to Conference Championship weekend.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life