BRFL Week 14 Results

 Conference Championships.

Remember that the Commissioner, God's Blessings Be Upon Him, a few years ago, set the Conference Championships games at 4 points for the win. (Refer to the last iteration of the Living Document which, I'm sure, you have right at hand). This year there were only three (3) BRFLers in an actual Conference Championship game, due to all-time shitty team selections by the group. These horrid picks showed no bias along any religious, gender or income tax bracket lines, which, I suppose, is a relief. 

McLonghorn

SockPuppet. Texas obliterates Oklahoma State in the Big 12 Champ's game. 49 - 21 the final and Texas is headed to the CFP. Texas is red hot but they've got a few weeks to cool off and douche out in the first round to Washington. 

Anyway.

+4 for the win, 1 for the no drop, a bodacious +4 move up from the AP. That there is a nine point weekend and SockPuppet is numero uno in the BRFL with +36 and the #3 spot in the AP. 

Lola. Did not play. +1 for the no drop. Total +4. #13 AP.

BreauxFreaux. Did not play. 0. +6 on the year. Unranked.

Timmy! DNP. +1 on the no drop and, WTF?! +1 on the AP move up. +18 total. #15 AP. 

Snottie. Steps into the ring with U Wash and loses by a field goal. UW 34, Oregon 31. It was a hell of a game. The AP drops Snottie -3. Still, +30 and #8 in the AP has Snott dreaming of taking home the ol' piano pounder.

DPo. DNP. Big fat fucking zero on the weekend. -3 Season. Unranked AP.

Chiba. DNP. Nada on the weekend. Minus 15. Unranked. 

Thanks, Q.

Q. DNP. Bet the Ranch. I didn't think anyone would have the balls this year. But Q stepped up. Sure, she got smoked. Lost 16 GG points. Takes the GRRRREAM, minus 5 BRFL. She was at minus 18 when she rolled the Huge Bones and now she's at minus 23. But she can hold her head high. She joins the ranks of those storied BRFLers who have Bet the Ranch and gotten creamed. I'm getting a little choked up here. Let's move on.

McLovin. After another loss to scUM, McLovin dwells in despair. The Bucks, our Bucks, DNP this week. Worse, the AP shafted the Men of the Scarlet and Gray with a cruel minus 1 drop.  McLovin at +9 on the season. #7 AP. Hello, Cotton Bowl. 

$$uke. Beavers DNP. The coach left. The QB entered the portal. The star RB got a DUII. 

Plus 1 for the no drop. 

+15 on the season, Bitches.

KBron. Ole Miss DNP. +1 on the no drop. +33 on the season. #11. The Bronie has to hope he crushes his Bowl Game and them Texas boys get smoked by the Huskies. Of course it could come down to GG points. 

DogTheBountyHunter. KSU DNP. Zero weekend (like so many weekends for you, DTBH). Minus 5 on the year. Unranked.

Ronde'. The Ponies handle the Green Wave. SMU 26, Tulane 14. The AP is not amused. Minus 6 goes the tumble. +19 on the season. #23 AP. Win your bowl game or you'll end the season with a REAM.

CCS. Oklahoma DNP. QB oddly enters the portal. Something stinks in Norman. 

Whatever. 

+1 on the no drop.  +28 on the season. #12 AP.

Onward to BowlMania.

Lance Herbstrong,

Commissioner for Life