GG Week 14 Results

 

We've hit that point in the season where every GG point counts. Accordingly, no one got more than 1 out of 3 right this weekend. Good job, Guys!

Every single person picked Oregon. 

SockPuppet. 0. As in 'zero correct'. Remain at 33. Think about how inadequate this performance was.

Lola. 1. Move up to 27. You need to start making some better picks.

BreauxFreaux. 1 to go to 32. Who are you? Not the person I used to know. Who made good picks.

Timmy! 1 to make 24. Like, don't try too hard, Tim.

Snottie. 1 to go to 31. Couldn't let yourself pick Alabama, could you, Petty Tyrant?

DPo. 1 to go to 38. You could have gained some separation this week. But nooooo. You're still too high off sniffing Blake Corum's sweaty jockstrap. Fuck you.

Chiba. 1. Total of 33. Couldn't pick 'Bama, even though you knew those two freak genetic mistakes at TE for the Dawgs were going to underperform. Tool move, Cheebs.

Q. Good Christ. The balls! I really admire the guts it took to BET THE RANCH on Conference Championship weekend. Yeah, no, it was a complete disaster for you, for sure. You lost 16 of your 32 GG points and earned a GRRREAM! in the BRFL (more on that later). But you took 'rolling the bones' to another level and I salute you. You did kind of take betting the ranch to a new level when you changed your Florida State pick to Louisville, netting you zero in Week 14. You have 16 now.

McLovin. Rolls a gutterball. Zero. So crappy. You have 29 like a little bitch.

$$uke. I picked Alabama and...so there. I also had Oregon and L'ville. Pick up 1 to bring my laughable total to 27. 

KBron. Some more dumb-ass picks from you. Got 1 right, go to 24. Embarrassing really.

DogTheBountyHunter. Big fat Zero. I want to believe you're trying but it's getting more difficult. 18. You have 18. Q has 16 and she just bet the ranch and lost. Take a look in the mirror, whatever I mean by that.

Ronde'. 1 to go to 39. Did just enough to stay the Leader. Some people call that cool. I call that being a lazy shit. 

CCS. 1 to go to 33. Your chances of a repeat championship are pretty much cooked. I don't feel sorry for you.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life