BRFL Week 6 Results

 Week 6.

Lola. Notre Dame dumps BYU 28 - 20 in the 'Pinstripe Bowl' or whatever the fuck. Notre Dame  has found an offense: throw it to the tight end. Could be worse. +1 for the win. Lola @ minus 28 on the season.

scUM drops the Hoosiers on the road, 31 - 10. It was close for awhile. KhakiPoof feeds Blake Corum until he basically dies or wins the Heisman. AP not buying it. 1 for the win, drop one in the poll. Stoogatz on the weekend. CCS stays at +11.Tickle the ivories, TinyDancer.

Last second TD toss in the corner saves the Cougs and it's Houston 33 on the road over Memphis 32. This is a quality win and perhaps the Cougars don't completely suck. +1 for the win never felt so good as DPo moves to minus 3. 

KBronita. Oregon cock-whips hapless Arizona to the tune of 49 - 22 on the road. The Ducks are the real deal. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. No love. +2 on the weekend. Bronilingus at +8.

Timmy! Things don't go at all well for Sparty. MooU gets manhandled by Ohio State, 49 - 20 in East Lansing. And it wasn't that close. You get zero. You are minus 11. Be glad you're not Mel Tucker.

Texas victimizes Oklahoma in the Red River Rivalry. Quinn Ewers is back and it's good to be Quinn Ewers. 21 of 31, 289 yds, 9.3 avg., 4 TDs, 1 INT, 92.3 QBR. Jimbo$$uke has a day: 1 for the win, 3 for the  move up into the poll @ #22 and DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE!, +5 more. That's +9 on the weekend people and The Commissioner for Life stands at +12. I think you hear me knockin', Ronde'.

Baylor with the bye. A time for rest and prayer. SockPuppet lives at a horrific minus 15.

Q. Iowa visits Champaign, Illinois but leaves the offense home. Again. Iowa 6 (FGs), Illinois 9. Really? Iowa has one of the absolute best defenses in the country. They are 3 and 3. Fucking fire somebody. Q with +3.

I post this unflattering picture of Chip Kelly to make DogTheBountyHunter feel better after Utah gets waxed by UCLA in Pasadena, 42 - 32. A blistering free fall courtesy of the AP. Minus 9 lands your ass at minus 10 on the season. Despair. Woe. But, Dog. Earth to Dog. A chance at redemption. USC this week. 

Florida State comes to Charlotte and loses to NC State 19 - 17. Sounds like a good game. Nobody saw it. Still. BroFro is hanging around. 1 for the win. AP lays the bone at minus 1. The weekend is a wash with zero. Stay at +6.

Fresh off the sacking of Paul Chryst, Wisconsin road trips to Evanston and skonks Northwestern 42 -7.

Jim Leonhard is the interim head coach. If any of the cheeseheads in Madison have half a brain he will be the head coach after this season. +1 for the win. Snottie at minus 9. All is not lost.

U of South Florida bails on hurricane season and tootles up to Cincinnati to get spanked 28 - 24 by the Bearcats. ChiChi is getting serious. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. Burning Love from the AP with +3 more. +5 weekend and it's +8 on the season for ChibaChews. 

Wash State travels to the Coliseum and gets skinned by the Men of Troy, 30 - 14. The AP is unimpressed. Sure, +1 for the win (can't be helped) but then a jolly 'kiss-my-ass' with minus 1 in the Poll. The weekend is a wash for Ronde'. Stay at +18.

Ohio State carpet-bombs Meechy State on the road, 49 - 20. We've been over this. Sparty needs to find an answer. Ohio State has a defense again. That's a problem for everyone. McLovin picks up 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and 1 for the AP move up. +3  weekend and 'Lovin is +2 on the season. 

I'm a little uncomfortable.

On to Week 7.

Jimbo$$uke

Commissioner for Life