BRFL Week 8 Results

 'Whoever loves money never has enough. Whoever loves wealth is  never satisfied with their income. This too is meaningless.'

                                            Ecclesiastes 5:10

Week 8, BRFL.

Lola. Notre Dame abuses UNLV 44 -21 in South Bend. Add 1. Minus 27. 

CCS. scUM with the BYE week. +1 for the no drop. Strength of schedule is not your 'thing'. +15.

DPo. Houston fucks up Navy 38 - 20 on the road. Cougs are still in there pitching for PoBoy. minus 2.

UCLA visits Autzen Stadium and the Oregon Ducks. A lot of noise about 'this year being different'. It wasn't. Oregon decimates the Bruins 45 - 30. Good news for the Bronesicle. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and +2 on the AP move up. Total = +15.

Teebs. Meechy State with the BYE. Nothing happening here. Minus 10 the total. But opportunity knocks. A trip to Ann Arbor this weekend. Turn this season around and by whacking Jimi Khaks. 

Texas heads to Stillwater and gets dumped by the Cowboys 41 - 34. It wasn't the dreaded Poke Paddles in T. Boone Pickens stadium. It was that Mike Gundy is a better coach than Steve Sarkisian. You had to see it to understand it. Texas flirting with a late season flame-out. 

An apocalyptic weekend for Jimbo$$uke; minus 5 on the power dive out of The Poll and then the much hated REAM! for minus 5 more. Minus ten weekend. 'Bo$uke collapses at +6.

SockPuppet. Baylor disposes of Kansas 35 - 23 and there are signs of life in Waco. Kenneth Starr is still dead. Minus 14 for the PuppetMaster.

Iowa visits Columbus and Ohio State. Bad decision. The Buckeyes atone for a subpar first half (offensively) by stomping the souls out of the Hawkeyes in the last two stanzas. 54 - 10 the final. Regarding that ten Iowa points: 6 were scored by the defense, 1 by the PAT squad and three by the offense. Parenthetically, Kirk, the only thing that's 'fucking bullshit' is that the University of Iowa doesn't sack your sorry ass. Q with +3. 

DogTheBountyHunter. BYE week. Still. +1 for the no drop, +1 for some AP love on the  move up. DTBH moves to minus 1. All is not lost. 

BreauxFreaux. NC State with the BYE. AP shows scorn by docking you one spot. Minus 1 on the weekend. That's just...insensitive. Minus 3 on the year. 

Purdue visits Wisco at Camp Randall. Interim Coach Jim Leonhard lays the wood. 35 - 24, Badgers. +1 on the weekend. Snottie moves up to minus 8. The teams left on the schedule are not very good. But Bowl eligibility looks possible. 

Cincinnati at SMU and the Bearcats pull out a close one over the Ponies, 29 - 27. ChiChi's slavish devotion to all things Queen City is endearing, kind of. 1 for the win, 1 for the move up, AP shows love with +1 more, 3 point weekend. 'Cats at +12.

USC with the BYE. And let me point out what total bullshit I am about to describe; 1 for the no drop, hey, that's fine. AP moves these jack-wagons up 2 despite the fact that the last time they took the field they got dumped. Fine. Fuck you. Plus three on the weekend. Ronde' back in the #1 slot with +16.

McLovin. Iowa 10, Ohio State 54. We've been over this. Ohio State with 6 take-aways. Fuck you, Kirk Ferentz. McLovin has +5. McLovin is all smiles. His evil plan is working. Again. 

See you next week, Bitches.

Jimbo$$uke

Commissioner for Life