BRFL Week 9.5 Results

"Abram lived in the land of Canaan, while Lot lived among the cities of the plain and pitched his tents near Sodom. Now the people of Sodom were wicked and were sinning greatly against the LORD. The LORD said to Abram after Lot had parted from him, " Look around from where you are, to the north and south, to the east and west. All the land I will give to you and your offspring forever."

Jimbosuke; Utah beats the piss out of Cal, 35 - 0. A damaged Tyler Huntley goes 11/17, 214 yds and 1 TD while Zach Moss breaks some more all time Utah rushing records, just for laughs. The AP smiles upon the Utes. +3 move up. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. 5 point weekend. Total +20.

Q: How good does this season feel? Cameron Lewis, true freshman kicker, with the walk-off 29 yd FG to down Washington State 37-35 in Eugene. Your RB, CJ Verdell with epic stats: 257 yds, 3 TDs on just 23 totes. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. AP has thunderous orgasm and drops +4 more on the Ducks. +6 weekend. Q, you have +18.

Komronovich; Bye week. Gators rest up pool-side with the Liberachero. Teams above you lose. One for the no drop, 1 for the AP move up. Total +12. At least for now the old piano pounder is back where he belongs.

Rhonda; Louisville 28, Virginia 21. WTF? What started as a promising season for the Cavs is turning into a steaming pile of shit. Is Bobby Petrino still the coach at Louisville? Wait. Did he get fired. Still. He's a world class douche. Anyway. Zeros across the board. Tread water at +8. Depressing much?

CCS; Arkansas 7, 'Bama 48. Mac Jones 13/22, 235 yds and 3 TDs. Really? Does it matter who plays QB for Alabama? Not against Arkansas apparently. 1 for the win. Mysterious minus one from the AP. Naught on the weekend. Stay at +7.

BroFro; San Jose State 34, Army 29. When did Army go off a cliff? Me not know. But, Brojito, you are lucky you are dominating GG. Naught on the weekend. A recurrent theme for you this season. Stay at +3.

Timmy!; Way to have the boys ready to play, Brian "Crazy-Ass" Kelly. Notre Dame 14, Meechy 45. Happily for you, Teeblations, Brian Kelly will be dead before they play this game again. In 33 years. AP just shits you out like breakfast sausage with a whopping minus 8. Crash land at +3 on the season.

McLovin; Clemson dismantles Boston College 59 - 7 in another hilarious ACC mismatch. I don't know how they got 7 but it was probably a flea fucking flicker dumb-ass ACC joke play. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. +2 on the weekend brings you into positive territory with +1. Your conference is ass.

DPo; If ever there was a snake-bit season this is it. Washington State has Oregon on the ropes on the road, an almost certain Diddle, and out comes the true freshman kicker to rain suffering down upon you. Washington State 35, Oregon 37. Zeros across the board. You have zero for the season. Bet the ranch weekend in  your future?

SeannieG; I've been calling SeaGra "SeannieG" for what, 2 years now? And not one of you fuckers have asked me why. It's a Kenny G thing. For God's sakes. Pay attention. Oh, and by the way, SeannieG had a little catastrophe this weekend. Oklahoma 41, KState 48. Nobody is talking "Hiesman Hurts" anymore, Bro. Life sucks then you die. Merciless AP punishes the Sinner with minus 5. Mr. Nobody sits at Zero on the season. Play that funky music, White Boy.

SkHank; KJ Costello lives! He is resurrected by God, the Father Almighty, and returns to action where he promptly goes 30/43 for 312 yds and 3 TDs, 0 INTs. He runs once, but that's for 14 yards. There is hope is SkHank World. Stanford 41, Arizona 31. Sure, Arizona sucks, but still. Love the way Stanford asks a guy with brain damage to chuck it 43 times. 1 for the win. You have Zero.

Kitten; UCF's season not going according to plan and somebody needs a whuppin'. UCF 63, Temple 21. Die, Bitches. 1 for the win. Kitty at minus 4.

Snottie; Hail to the Victors. Meechy destroys the Domers 45 - 14 in a driving rainstorm. I can't believe I didn't see this one coming after the way the Wolvies played in the second half against PSU. Hate on the Harbaugh? Can't do it. Won't do it. Wouldn't be prudent. Something is going very right in Ann Arbor and these fuckers are tough at home. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. Plus 5 from the AP. +7 on the weekend. Snottie has life and moves to zero.

SockPuppet; Oh my fucking GOD, will it never end? Indiana 38, Nebraska 31. Zeros across the board. You are, like, totally and completely doomed. You have minus 7. At least you're not last anymore. That honor goes to Obama.

A happy Horned Toad returns one of Sam Ehlinger's 4 picks.

Obama; Texas 27, TCU Horned Frogs 37. Sam Ehlinger, 4 interceptions. Four. Max Duggan, his counterpart on the TCU squad, is a true freshman QB. Total humiliation. Let's just say there's some soul searching going on in Austin. Tom Herman suicide watch begins. From a BRFL standpoint, it doesn't get much worse. The AP bludgeons Killer Bee with a minus ten plunge out of the poll. Then the REAM for minus 5 more. That's minus 15 on the weekend. You land at minus 10 on the season. Betting the ranch should be considered.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 10 Games

Jack Tatum

Okay. This is arguably one of the weaker slates of games we've had. But this is the best we have to offer. Check it out:

#8 Georgia @ #6 Florida Gators, 3:30 PM CBS. This one should be epic.

#9 Utah Utes @ Wash U Huskies. No, the Huskies aren't ranked. But this is a replay of
last year's PAC 12 conf championship and as close to a grudge match as the PAC 12 can muster.

#15 SMU @ #24 Memphis, 7:30 PM ABC. Amazing to see the Ponies ranked in the AP. Memphis is always an explosive team. Plus, I know zero about either team.

So, this is what you're dealing with.

Roll the bones,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

GG Week 9.5 Results

Well. Wasn't that interesting.

Ohio State 38, Wisconsin 7. Jonathan Taylor 52 yards, JK Dobbins 163 yds (in about 3 quarters), Dobbin's back-up (Master Teague,III) 78 yards. To quote DPo's famous one-liner, "Chryst is crucified."

LSU 23, Auburn 20 in an instant classic. Auburn keeps playing great football and losing. LSU now #1 in the AP.

Michigan 45, Notre Dame 14. Don Brown completely shuts down the Domer offense and the Meechy running game wakes from a deep slumber and runs all over Notre Dame. Wolverines now looking like a completely different team from week 1.

BroFro; This fucking guy. SWEEP! 5 to go to 35. Pulling away and I don't like it one bit.
Q: Shocking. Q now lighting it up in GG. SWEEP!. 5 to go to 27.
DPo; Sure, he's picking Meechy this week. Insider info? SWEEP! 5 to go to 26.

"Hi, Jon."

KBron; No faith in the Maize and Blue. 2 to go to 26.
SeannieG; Ditto on the Michigander doubting. 2 to go to 26.
CCS; Khakitpathy. 2 to go to 26.
Bosuke; Meechy? Seriously? Like, fuck you. Notre Dame. 2 to go to 26.
Timmy!; Screwed yourself with the homer pick. How many times are you going to let the Domers shit on you? 2 to go to 25.
McLovin the Adventurous; 1. And it was Meechy. 24.
Rhondildo; 1. Hard to talk about it. 23.
Kitten; Deuce for you, Domer Fan. 2 to go to 23.
Obama; 2 to go to 21, Fightin' Irish Failure.
SkHancre; 2 to go to 19. Hey, you showed up this week. Progress.
Snottie: Goes with the alumnus pick. Gets burned again. 2 to go to 19.
Sock; Domers. 2. Stuck at 18. Not recovering well from the "bet the ranch weekend".

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

BRFL Week 9 Results

Jimbosuke; Utah 21, Arizona State 3. Herm Edwards, I slap a fat dick across your face. Zach Moss and Tyler Huntley literally come out of the medical tent to bitch-slap the Sun Devils. Oh, fuck you, Arizona State. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up. +3 on the weekend. Bow to the power, Bitches. +15 the total.

Q; O. M. G. The Q-One is in second place. Never happened before? Uh...chyeah! Oregon dumps Wash U on the road 35 - 31. What's that smell? It's Q burning up the tarmac in GG and the BRFL. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. 1 for the move up. 3 pointer. +12 the bundle at the end of week 9.

Timmy! Bye week for the Domers. Are we sure they're for real? 1 for the no drop. +11 on the season. This week the Liberace is firmly in the grasp of Teeblations.

Komronovich; Florida bests SowCow 38 - 27. Muschamp bitches about the refs. Throws hissy-fits. Because, well...Muschamp. Still, the Gator chomps. Hard to lose to the Gators, Will? Sure it is. Fuck you. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. AP shines down adoration with a +2 move up. 4 point weekend. Ten total on the season. Don't sleep on the BronieBitch.

Rhonda; Virginia 48, Duke 14. Beating up on the basketball school. Hey, I'm okay with that. My old boss thought Duke shit polished diamonds. His pain is my gain, the DoucheHandle. 1 for the win. +8 on the season. Why are you still hanging around, Bitch?

CCS; At number 6? God fucking DAMN it. Not supposed to happen. Lowly Tennessee goes down to Bama 35 - 13 but...Tua. Back in the operating room with the high ankle sprain. Ed Orgeron multiple orgasms. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. Stoogatz for the move up. +2 weekend. +7 total. Does anybody even understand what I'm talking about?

SeannieG; Oklamoha crushes WVU 52 - 14. Hmmm. What does it mean? 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, no love from the AP. +2 weekend. +5 season. You'd think they'd stop with the damn Schooner. Thing crashes every few weeks.

Obama; Les Miles is calling bullshit on the refs here, Brigshit. And wishing he was back at LSU. Texas bests Kansas 50 - 48. I don't know. Is the gas coming out of the Texas bag? Injury plague? It doesn't look good. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +2. Season +5.

BroFro; What the fuck?! Georgia State 28, Army 21. Wow. Zeros across the board again. This is looking like a disaster pick. Just being honest. +3.  Thinking about how cool it would be to not be in the BRFL this year, Bro?

DPo; Washington State kills the Buffaloes 41 - 10. 1 for the win. Mike Leach. Like a car accident you can't look away from. +1 weekend. Brings you to zero on the season. For you that's progress. For you.

McLovin; Trevor Lawrence doubles down on his picks and throws 2 this weekend. Worrisome? Well, yeah. Clemson 45 over weak-ass Louisville 10. Big. Whoop. 1 for the win. Vengeful AP docks you minus 1. For, like, the 14th time this season your weekend didn't even happen. I slap a fat zero on your ass. Stay at minus one, Lil'Lovin.

SkHank; Oh, SkHank. Stanford eggheads slave over KJ Costello's inanimate corpse yet he does not play. And you continue to lose. 24 - 16 you go down to UCLA this weekend. Will your suffering never end? Christ Jesus I hope not. Zeros across the landscape for you, Amigo. Stay at minus 1.

Kitten; UCF pummels E. Carolina 41 - 28. Don't give up on the pussy. 1 for the win. Moves you to minus 5. Glad you joined the league, Kitten?

Snottie; scUM 21, PSU 28. Too little too late. I don't blame Ronnie Bell for dropping an unexpectedly accurate Shea Patterson toss. I blame Khaki Boy for squandering another winnable game. When are they going to wake up and burn this guy at the stake in Ann Arbor? Probably after you lose a ton of money. Hateful AP drops you 3. Minus 7 on the season. Your next loss is a REAM.

SockPuppet; 'Braska with the bye. Sheesh. Season of shame shaping up. Zeros in all columns (of course). Is there an "e' in Zeroes? Like I give a shit. You have minus 7. I don't know. Is this what doing life in a Turkish prison feels like? Maybe?

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 9 Games

This is Nico Collins. Get him the damn football.

Week 9 Games:

#12 Wisconsin @ #3 THE Ohio State University. Run at us, Jonathan Taylor. Please.
Noon. FOX.

#9 Auburn @ #2 LSU. Is this the week the wheels come off for Coach O?
3:30 CBS.

#8 Notre Dame @ #19 Michigan. In Ann Arbor. Meechy playing for their lives. A loss means a ream, in all likelihood. Is this the game where Coach Khaki Pants silences his doubters?
7:30 ABC.

This week it's for real. This is no "bet the favorite and tug the sausage" weekend, Sluts.

Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

GG Week 8 Results

This upset doesn't look like it has anything to do with us but I will bet you 10 bucks that Illinois beating Wisconsin changes the whole picture at the end of the day.

GG Week 8;

Who DIDN'T get a sweep this week? You'll see.

BroFro. SWEEP! 5 to go to 30, still the leader.
KBron. SWEEP! 5 to make 24. Second.
SeannieG. SWEEP! Pulls 5 to 24. Still a douche.
CCS. SWEEP! Tugs 5 to get to 24. Rat Bastard.
DPo. Homer picks one and all.  Yanks it 2 times to get 21.
'BoSuke. Hard work and study pay off. SWEEP! 24.
Timmy! Bags the SWEEP! That's 18 and 5, 23.
McLovin. Total ToolBox. But a SWEEP! to make 23.
Rhonda. Power SWEEP! 22.
Q. Such a SWEEP! This bitch came to play. 22.
SkHank. No entry. Fucking unforgivable lack of respect. Enjoy 17, Sicko.
Kitten. SWEEP! Turns your shitty 15 to 21. Nice.
Snottie. No shame. I forget the tool who dropped the tying score which was a PERFECT PASS but that's how close Meechy came to taking Penn Hate to OT in White Out Town. Fucking PSU gets away with one. You get 2. 17.
Obama. SWEEP! 5 power you to 19.
SockPuppet. SWEEP! 5 hauls your ass up to 16. Oh. My. GOD. The horror.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 7 Results

Put on a happy face

Jimbosuke; Utah buries the Beavs 52-7. And why not? The Beavers suck this year. This is the PAC-12. But wait...there's more. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. 2 on the move up. +4 weekend. We have a new Big Cheese. +12 to take the lead. Zach Moss, 5 carries, 121 yards. Tyler Huntley, QBR of 99.4.

Timmy! Notre Dame 30, USC 27 in South Bend. Break out the wafers and the wine. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up. It's +10 for the Irishmen and things are lookin' feckin' awesome for Teeblations.

Q; Oregon 45, Colorado 3. An absolute evisceration of the Buffs in Autzen Stadium. Shit be gettin' real for the Q. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up. +3 weekend. +9 total and it's time to touch the Liberace in all the right places.

Rahndee; #20 Virginia Cavaliers 8 at Miami 17. Um, a big disaster. What in the hell happened here? Miami was 2 and 3 and this was a conference, divisional game. Don't you want to go to the conference championship, Rhandee? The AP blistered your bare buttocks and dropped you right the hell out of the poll. That's minus 5 on the way out and that's also known as a REAM!, Son. Which adds up to a nightmare minus 10 weekend and leaves you gasping for air as you go from +17 to +7. Mammy!

Komronovich; LSU 42, Florida 28 in Death Valley. Florida looked good in the first half. Yet, here we are. Have I mentioned that Joe Burrow is an Ohio State transfer? Minus 2 for a "good" loss. Subtract from your previous 8 and you are +6. Storm clouds gather for the 'BronieBro.

CCS; Sneaky. Fucker. Bama crushes TAMU 47 - 28. Jimbo Fisher has gone from a big deal to just another punching bag turd for the likes of Alabama. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. You are now at +5.

SeannieG:  Oklamoha 34 over Texas 27 in Austin. Intramural BRFL scrimmage. Why did Lincoln Riley's DC suck dog balls at TOSU but then turn a worse-than-ass Oklamoha defense into something resembling a quality defense (for the Big 12)? God's will? You believe that shit? What is wrong with you? 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. 1 for the move up. +3 weekend. You have +3.

Obama; Oklamoha 34, Texas 27.  The pain is harsh. The AP drops you 4. This is why we hate the AP. On the road, outranked (by the AP), beat up and you lose by one score. And you plunge 4. Seriously? Minus 4 on the weekend. You now have +3. No one said life was fair.

BroFro; Smart-ass, huh? Army takes a douching from the Western Kentucky Hilltoppers 17 - 8. My explanation: morale in the Armed Services at an all time low with a mullet-sporting, draft-dodging, orange blob of shit in the White House. But, hey. That's just me. You're so low you can't get lower. +3 forever, BFF.

McLovin; Clemson 45, Florida State 14. FSU is a joke program. This is common knowledge. Honestly? I think Clemson is in trouble. And so does the AP. 1 for the win, but you drop 1 so, again, in a recurrent theme, your weekend is a wash. Naught. And you stay at minus 1. Cruel suffering and painful death come for the Evil Doer. 

DPo; Wash State 34, Arizona State 38. What surprises me about this game is that the Wash State Cougs haven't quit playing even though they are led by a certified lunatic. Arizona State is good, they're ranked, you were on the road and you still almost got the "W". Meantime, all the while, your head coach was trying to reanimate a dead squirrel with a stick of butter and a car battery in the medical tent. That's player commitment. Alas, you have minus 1. Still.

SkHank; Stanford with the bye. Hopefully the geniuses at Stanford can engineer a brain transplant for the perpetually concussed Cardinal signal caller in the off week. If not? Show me the money, Skhanky Boy. You have minus 1.

Kitten; UCF with the bye week. Sad, sad bye week. Figure this shit out, okay? Or pay huge sums. You have minus 6 for God's sakes.

Snottie; #16 Meechy 42 over unranked, lowly Illinois 25. Listen, I'm pretty sure everybody knows how much Illinois sucks. Shea Patterson, no INTs (first game ever). But you put the ball on the ground, what, 3 times (including Shea). And Mister Big Deal Don Brown let Illinois score 25? What gives? Is it sucking? 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. No love from the AP. You have minus 4, Meechy Man.

And then there's SockPuppet. Minnesota 34 over visiting Nebraska 7. Minnesota. These fuckwads have an oar decal on their helmets to signify "rowing the boat". What the fuck is that about? But they buried you. Scott Frost suicide watch started three weeks ago. Insane Clown Posse. You have minus 7. I am really, really glad I'm not you. 

Jimbosuke,

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 8 Games

#12 Oregon @ #25 Washington Huskies, 3:30 ABC. How the fuck did the Huskies get ranked again?

#17 Arizona State Sun Devils @ #13 Utah Utes, 6 PM, TBA

#16 Michigan @ #7 Penn State, 7:30 PM ABC. Is Penn State really number 7? Should they be?

Roll the bones,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 7 Results

Okay, look at these two pictures. Now look me in the eye and tell me that the President of the United States does not have a mullet. Go on. I'll give you a minute. He does. He so does. And Gundy's mullet is so much better that it's not even worth talking about.

On to new business.

Oklamoha 34, Texas 27. A hell of game in Austin. Hard to tell what to make of the Longhorns.

Penn State 17, Iowa 12. Any win is a big win in Kinnick Stadium. Shaping up to be a great Penn State hate week this year. Kirk Ferentz, really, come on. 12 points? I despise you.

Florida 28, LSU 42. Gators looked good for the first half. Have I mentioned that Joe Burrow is an Ohio State transfer?

BroFro; Crushes another SWEEP! How many is that so far, DoucheMonkey? 5 to go to 25.
KBron; 2 to go to 19. Tripped up by the Homer pick.
SeannieG; Gets his act together (I can't believe it either) and BOOM, SWEEP! 5 to go to 19.
CCS;  SWEEP! 5 to go to 19 for Chip n' Dale.
DPo; The 'Po with the SWEEP!, 5 to go to 19.
BoSuke; Nails it. SWEEP! 5 to go to 19.
Timmy!; Big weekend for this Bitch. SWEEP! 5 to go to 18.
McLovin; Iowa? You buggin'! 2 to go to 18.
Randhi; Iowa AND Florida? Bitch, you trippin'! 1 to go to 17.
Q; Uh-huh. Doin' it. 2 to go to 17.
SkHank; What is it  with this fucker all of a sudden? SWEEP! 5 to go to 17.
Snottie; 2 to go to 15. Way to pick Iowa, ToolBelt.
Obama; Got burned by Bevo. 2 to go to 14.
Kitten; On life support but... SWEEP!, 5 to go to 16.
SockPuppet; OMG. You picked Texas and Iowa. Your ranch just got even smaller. 1 to go to 11.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 6 Results

Rhandi; Virginia bye. But wait. WTF?! AP moves the Cavs up 3. Add the no drop and it's a 4 point weekend for the stay-at-home-and-not-do-shit Virginia eleven. Son of a BITCH. Rhandi leads the pack with +17.

Jimbosuke; Utah lays around and does Mormon things on their bye week and, hey, hey, hey! The AP says, "Good work, Lads" and it's a 2 point move up for absolutely nothing. Add the no drop. 3 point weekend. Feel like a God much? 'BoSuke in the #2 spot with +8.

Komronovich; Florida defense stands tall. 24 - 13 over the Plainsmen of Auburn. It doesn't get easier this week, Brochacho. Savor the moment. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. AP moves you up 3. 5 pointer on the weekend. Total is +8 and you're tied for second place with 'Bosuke.

Timmy! Golden Domers torture Bowling Green, 52 - 0. Payday game? Sure. But ND has it going. AP apparently not impressed. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, add to your 5, you have +7 total. USC this weekend, DoucheMitten. You're into Liberace.

Obama; Longhorns survive the Mountaineers, 42 -31. Meh. Are the Mountaineers good? AP doesn't get too excited. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. Add to your 5, you've got +7, too. Red River Rivalry this weekend, CowPoker. You've got a stake in the ole' piano pounder, too.

Q; Pickin' on Cal. Oregon 17, Cal 7 as the Ducks pull out a squeaker. Talkin' Nat'l Champs playoff, Oregon is the only hope for the PAC 12. You get one for the (road) win, 1 for the no drop. Nothing from the AP. 2 on the weekend. You end up with +6.

CCS; Bama with the bye. No where to go. 1 for the no drop. You have +3. Respectable. Which says a lot about this year's picks.

BroFro; Tulane 42, Army 33. What do they call Tulane? The Green Wave or something? This one had to hurt. Zeros across the board. You still have +3. Because we all suck so much (except Rhandee) you can still get back in it.

SeannieG: Oklamoha @ Kansas U  Sooners 45, Jayhawks 20. Les fucking Miles. It's not working. Are the Sooners good? Gonna find out. Tootlin' off to Austin this week, ToolChest. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +2 weekend. Add to your -2. You're at zero.

DPo; Washington State with the bye. Mike Leach has the whole team standing in a dark shed thinking about last week's loss. Zeros across the BRFL universe for you. You have minus 1.

McLovin; Clemson with the bye. Trevor trying to understand what is wrong. Dabo chewing Tums. Luckily no opponents left until the playoff. 1 for the no drop. Brings you to a minus 1 total. Doomsday gets one week closer, SmartAss.

SkHank; What the absolute fuck?! Stanford is running on fumes. Their QB is, like, in a mini-coma. Did he even play in this game? I don't know because I don't care. Yet...here we are. Stanford 23, Wash U 13. No one, ever, should pick Wash U to win anything. SkHanky Panky gets a point. Minus one his total. The whole PAC 12 thing is bullshit, let's face it squarely and move on with our lives.

The Snot King; Meechy 10, Iowa 3, in Ann Arbor. Don Brown, you evil genius. Fuck you, Kirk Ferentz and your interception machine quarterback. No, they weren't all bad throws but your receivers didn't really try very hard. Meechy's DBs did. The Maize and Blue come to life and Snottie gets one for the win, 1 for the no drop and goosed in the pooper for +3 from the AP. 5 point weekend.
Had minus 11. Has minus 6.

Kitten: UCF @ Cincinnati: The Bearcats hand the Knights their second loss of the season, 27 -24, in Cincinnati. Kitty feels pain. Naugtht for the loss, naught for the no drop, but oh. Sweet Lawd A'mighty! The AP goes into a crazed shit-fit over this loss and tosses your ass out of the poll. Minus 7 for the bumpy ride from #18 to Mr. Nobody. Wait. I'm not done, Bitch. Smack you with a fat dick right across the face, hello, REAM! Minus 12 horrible weekend. You had +6. You have -6. You're so screwed right now.

SockPuppet; Pour a little 4-Loco out on the ground tonight for Sock. He had the sack to bet the ranch. His BRFL team, Nebraska, pulls out their IVs and life support paraphernalia and dumps Northwestern on the road 13 - 10. Good deal, but back to betting the ranch.
What SockPuppet was risking here was a potential bonanza of points in both GG and the BRFL. In GG he would have kept his 8 point wager plus received a double sweep award (10), giving him a total of 26 points on the season. In the BRFL he would have received 1 point for his team's win and a DOUBLE DIDDLE, 10 points, for an 11 point weekend, moving him from minus 3 to +8.
Alas, he was betrayed by the Plainsmen. So he forfeits the 8 points he wagered in GG (he gets to keep the 2 points he got for his picks this week) and it's minus 6 in GG and he drops to 10 on the season. (That's last place).
In the BRFL he gets the GRRREAM, which is minus 5, but he gets the win point from Nebraska. So, minus 4 on the weekend. Minus 3 on the season just became minus 7. Good enough for last place.
And, not to put too fine a point on it, but that's it for SockPuppet. He has burned his "bet the ranch" shirt for 2019. It's an uphill slog from here on out.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 7 Games

GG Week 7 Games.

#6 Oklamoha @ #11 Texas. Noon, FOX. Red River Rivalry. Seannnie G vs. Obama.
#10 Penn State @ # 17 Iowa. 7:30 PM. ABC. Prove yourself in Kinnick Stadium, PSU.
#7 Florida @ #5 LSU. 8 PM. ESPN. Gators take a little trip to Death Valley.

Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 6 Results

GG Week 6 Results;

The Games;

Michigan 10 over visiting Iowa 3.
Auburn 13 at Florida 24.
Ohio State pulls away from Meechy State, 34 - 10.

BroFro; Well, you got the Ohio State game right. 1 to go to 20.
KBron; The only guy to pick Florida. But he shied away from Meechy. Only 2 to go to 17.
Rhandi; A shit show. Only 1 to go to 16. Anybody can pick Ohio State to win these days, Genius.
McLovin; Samesies as Rhandi. Do you guys have a relationship? 1 to go to 16.
Q; 1 out of 3 is, well, not that great. You get 1 to go to 15.
SeannieG; A weenie 1 for you as well. When did your wife pass you in football knowledge? Total 14.
BoSuke; A very respectable 2. Let down by the Plainsmen. Total 14.
CCS; Nice deuce. If only Auburn had their shit together Saturday. Total 14.
DPo; A double. WTF with Auburn, right? Kind of fucked you over. Total 14.
Timmy; No entry. The life of an international double-aught spy is complex. Stay at 13.
Snottie; Picks up 2. Oh, the pain. Almost like your sister stealing your wallet. Only worse. Total 13.
Skhank; Played it safe. Got 1 right. That's sad and pathetic. 12.
Obama; Nails the deuce. Again, sold down the river by Auburn. Bad feelings towards them? 12.
Kitten; Got 2. Of course the Plainsmen shit all over your weekend. But, then again, so did everybody else (see "BRFL Week 6 Results"). Be proud of your 12 total.*
SockPuppet; We salute the first GGer to ever "bet the ranch". Of course, it was a complete disaster but still. Showed moxie. Bet the ranch with half of his 16 point total. Lost. Minus 8, but got a respectable 2 correct so ends a nightmarish weekend with 10. Yes, that's last place in GG right now. Just exactly how are you feeling about Auburn at this moment, SockPuppet?

* These Kittenish results reflect corrections starting back in week 3, when he picked Wake Forest and I missed it, and week 4 when he swept and I totally missed it. It thought he had TAMU but even then the math was wrong. Kitten is now squared away. Don't make fun of him. I'm a MAN. I'm 60! You make fun of me. 

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 5 Results

Rahndi; Domers down the Cavs 35 - 20. In South Bend. What the fuck did anyone expect? Which makes it all the more painful when the dreaded AP drops a minus 5 on your ass, Rahn. Really isn't that kind of a mini-ream? Small "r" ream? You had 18, you're still the Master of the Universe but with only 13 total.

Kitten; UCF crushes UConn, 56 - 21. Kitty's back in town. 1 for the win, 1 for the  no drop. AP gives you 4 on the move up. You had zero. Total 6. Second place. That's how bad things are. 6 is good enough for second place.

Timmy! The Fightn' Irish drop the Cavaliers 35 -20 as mentioned. AP sees this as noteworthy. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up. Had 2. Now in third with +5. Liberace zone.

Jimbosuke; Utah 38, Washington State 13. Washington State may just not be very good. Their coach is clearly a madman. Utah gets the W without our bell-cow RB. Deep depression lifts slightly. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, AP spots me 2 more. Had 1, now I have +5.

Obama; Texas with the bye. The Longhorns don't move but you pick up the no drop point to go to +5 total. Three way tie for the old ivory-tickler third place spot.

Q; Oregon with the bye. No drop point. Owning fourth place with +4. The QWoman is a player this year,

Komronovich: Florida stomps out and shuts out Towson 38 - 0 but, well...Towson. AP disrepects the win and gives you a bitch-slap minus 1. You get 1 for the win so the weekend is a wash with zero and you're still sitting at +3.

BroFro; Army back in barracks with the bye. Unranked so it's a lost weekend. You still have +3.

CCS; Bama runs rough shod over Ole' Miss 59 - 31. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. AP moves you up one as if to say, "Clemson, you suck." , and it's a rare 3 point weekend for the Elephant. You had minus one. Now you have crossed over into the light with +2.

DPo; Mike Leach, Master Motivator, doesn't git r dun against the Utes. Utah 38 - Wash St 13. Coach Leach launches Charm Offensive by calling his players " fat, dumb and entitled". No points on the weekend, DPo, you cling to minus 1 total.

McLovin; Close call for Clemson. The Mackster goes for 2 and the win and gets snufffed. Clemson 21, NC State 20. Is it me or does an option pitch stretch play against Clemson seem like a kind of douche call for a 2 point conversion? Oh well. McLovin gets some well deserved scorn from the AP and the weekend is a wash. 1 for the win. Minus 1 AP. Total minus 2.

SkHank; Stanford pulls one out of its ass against arguably the worst team in the PAC 12. 31-28 over Oregon State in Corvallis. Nothing to be proud of, Extreme Loser. Minus 2 is your fate after the one point weekend.

SeannieG: Oklamoha 55 over Texas Tech 16. Uhhhh. Okay. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. Minus 2. Oklamoha is boring. 

SockPuppet; Ohio State 48 - Nebraska 7. This was supposed to be Nebraska's "statement game". The statement was, "Well, we can't hang with Ohio State, that's for damn sure." Naught into naught equals naught. You have minus 3. Hello, World of Hurt.

Snottie; Meechy 52, Rutgers 0. I watched this game. Meechy has good players, notably their recievers. They don't suck. They have banged up RBs. But... I'm taking these loathsome fuckers against Iowa this weekend. Snottie, 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, AP moves you up 1 (Rutgers, okay?) and you bag a 3 point weekend to move to minus 11. Still owning last place. 

Jimbosuke,

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