BRFL Week 3 Results

BRFL Week 3 Results;

Randi; Virginia 31 over Willie Taggart's hapless Seminole squad's 24. Willie Taggart has a 17 million buyout clause. Where else but the Mullet State do you give someone like Willie Taggart a 17 million parachute? Alas, if Jimbo Fisher could have just kept it in his pants. Back to Randi; 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and a staggering +4 from the AP. 6 point weekend. People, we have a new numero uno. Total 13 points.
DPo: Washington State escapes Houston, 31-24 for the W. Mike Leach is fucking crazy. So far it's working. The 'Po racks up 3 on the weekend and occupies the # 2 position with 10.
Jimbosuke; Utah shuts out Idaho State at home 31 - 0. Hard to know how to feel about this pay-day mugging of a team that went 6 -5 in the Big Sky conference last year. Inexplicably the AP moves me up one for this chump-ass win. I'll take it. Fuck you all. 3 point weekend. I have 10. Me happy.

Kitten: UCF Black Knights 45, Stanford 27. Kitten vs SkHank cage-match and it doesn't go well for the perennial Tree-picker as the Knights tuck into a Fancy Feast and a two point AP bump. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 2 on the move up, that's 4 plus his previous 3 and the Kitten is at 7. Hello, Liberace.
Timmy!: Notre Dame hangs 66 on New Mexico's 14. New Mexico is a very Catholic state. Schism? Disturbing. Oh well. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. Teeblations had 3. Now with 5. Mister 4th place all of a sudden. Well la-dee-dah.
BroFro: Army 31 over UTSA 13. That's the University of Texas San Antonio Roadrunners, 3 -9 last year in Conference USA. No doubt Trump immigration crack down hurt recruiting for the Roadrunners. The Bro picks up 1. Total is 2. Pretty respectable for team that could be deployed wholesale at any moment.

Obama: Texas 48, Rice 13. Well, yeah. Rice. Hook 'em, Horns, Mcconaughey. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, add to your total of minus 1, congratulations, you're in positive territory. +1. It's not hopeless. Yet.

Komronovich; Florida rallies behind the 9th year senior as Feleipe Franks exits the season. 29 - 21  Gators over Kentucky to remain undefeated. Turning point in Gainesville? Feleipe made bad decisions. Lets leave it at that. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. 2 point weekend, nudge into positive territory at +1
Q Voooman; Oregon drops Montana 35 - 3. Again, we're talking 6 -5 Big Sky team in 2018 when we're talking the Montana Grizzlies. A win's a win, Q. 1 for the win. The AP is a bitch though and drops you 1. The weekend is a wash, Muchacha. Naught. You still have minus 2.
CCS: 'Bama dumps South Carolina 47 - 23 in their first SEC match up. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. 2 point weekend moves you "up" to minus 3. Is it just me or does Alabama seem pretty beatable this year? Evil doers walk a lonely road.
SeannieG: Oklamoha spanks UCLA 48 - 14. How much is Chip Kelly getting paid? Answer: too much.Was Oklamoha good or is UCLA just horrible? Oklamoha doesn't really play anybody. Ride the gravy train, Lincoln Riley. Then go to the playoffs and get waxed. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. Minus 3 the total, ToolBelt.
SkHank: Another pitiful outing for Coach Shaw and his Eggheads. Why do they suck so much? It's intriguing. Bet you want some answers, Bro'. I would if I were sitting at minus 3 and didn't seem to have a hope in  hell of digging out of the mile-deep shit hole I'd dug for myself just three weeks into the season. Hey, don't you have a birthday coming up?! Happy Birthday, man.
SockPuppet: Scott Frost tells his realtor to hold off on the listing. 44-8, Cornhuskers cornhole the Huskies. New life for Nebraska? 1 for the win. That's it. ONE. You have minus 4 and you are not in a "good place". Be well.
McLovin; Clemson obliterates the Orange, 41 - 6 over Syracuse. "Strength of schedule" is not your long suit, DaboSlave.  1 for the "win", 1 for the no drop. Your total is now minus 4. You are very tedious. Hell waits for the Sinner.

THE Snott King: Meechy with the bye. Blue's best performance so far. Here's the fuck-over though: The AP drops you one on your bye week. Ouch. Now you're at minus 5. Going backwards, Homes. Is it cool owning last place? Asking for a friend.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life